Zadie Aoife Golde
@zadiegolde.bsky.social
Angry granny, queer and crafty, she/her, absurdist
My brother, The Professor, calls this time of year the Feasting Season.
I tend to agree.
Come see ya granny 😘
I tend to agree.
Come see ya granny 😘
December 1, 2025 at 12:53 PM
My brother, The Professor, calls this time of year the Feasting Season.
I tend to agree.
Come see ya granny 😘
I tend to agree.
Come see ya granny 😘
Seriously, we love our believing kin more than they will every love us.
Because Jesus says you *MUST* hate that which is different. You must *PUNISH* different people.
Fuck Jesus.
He didn't exist, so he had no bearing on your life.
Fuck christians.
Like Trump? You're not a Christian bitch 😂
Because Jesus says you *MUST* hate that which is different. You must *PUNISH* different people.
Fuck Jesus.
He didn't exist, so he had no bearing on your life.
Fuck christians.
Like Trump? You're not a Christian bitch 😂
November 14, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Seriously, we love our believing kin more than they will every love us.
Because Jesus says you *MUST* hate that which is different. You must *PUNISH* different people.
Fuck Jesus.
He didn't exist, so he had no bearing on your life.
Fuck christians.
Like Trump? You're not a Christian bitch 😂
Because Jesus says you *MUST* hate that which is different. You must *PUNISH* different people.
Fuck Jesus.
He didn't exist, so he had no bearing on your life.
Fuck christians.
Like Trump? You're not a Christian bitch 😂
I wanted christians to live beside me.
I wanted Muslims, Jews, Christians, Jains, Buddhists, Hindus, Pagans, Catholics... all to be here beside me.
Because we are better together.
No matter the strife, no matter the anger.
We are always, ALWAYS better together.
Are atheists the only true citizens?
I wanted Muslims, Jews, Christians, Jains, Buddhists, Hindus, Pagans, Catholics... all to be here beside me.
Because we are better together.
No matter the strife, no matter the anger.
We are always, ALWAYS better together.
Are atheists the only true citizens?
November 14, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I wanted christians to live beside me.
I wanted Muslims, Jews, Christians, Jains, Buddhists, Hindus, Pagans, Catholics... all to be here beside me.
Because we are better together.
No matter the strife, no matter the anger.
We are always, ALWAYS better together.
Are atheists the only true citizens?
I wanted Muslims, Jews, Christians, Jains, Buddhists, Hindus, Pagans, Catholics... all to be here beside me.
Because we are better together.
No matter the strife, no matter the anger.
We are always, ALWAYS better together.
Are atheists the only true citizens?
Hey!
This is your daily reminder that US republicans are pedophiles.
Donald Trump is a pedophile.
Mike Johnson is a pedophile.
JD Vance is a pedophile.
Why else would they defend a known pedophile??
Republicans are pedos.
This is your daily reminder that US republicans are pedophiles.
Donald Trump is a pedophile.
Mike Johnson is a pedophile.
JD Vance is a pedophile.
Why else would they defend a known pedophile??
Republicans are pedos.
November 13, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Hey!
This is your daily reminder that US republicans are pedophiles.
Donald Trump is a pedophile.
Mike Johnson is a pedophile.
JD Vance is a pedophile.
Why else would they defend a known pedophile??
Republicans are pedos.
This is your daily reminder that US republicans are pedophiles.
Donald Trump is a pedophile.
Mike Johnson is a pedophile.
JD Vance is a pedophile.
Why else would they defend a known pedophile??
Republicans are pedos.
The media will continue to tow the line. No Murrows in this generation.
Nothing but Goebbels, desperate for approval that will not come.
US is cooked, dead, etc.
If you say otherwise, then step up.
Elsewise, we're just another failed experiment 🤷♀️
Nothing but Goebbels, desperate for approval that will not come.
US is cooked, dead, etc.
If you say otherwise, then step up.
Elsewise, we're just another failed experiment 🤷♀️
November 13, 2025 at 11:50 PM
The media will continue to tow the line. No Murrows in this generation.
Nothing but Goebbels, desperate for approval that will not come.
US is cooked, dead, etc.
If you say otherwise, then step up.
Elsewise, we're just another failed experiment 🤷♀️
Nothing but Goebbels, desperate for approval that will not come.
US is cooked, dead, etc.
If you say otherwise, then step up.
Elsewise, we're just another failed experiment 🤷♀️
What answers do you expect him to give?
He *must be forcibly removed from office* FULL STOP.
This farce has gone on long enough. The shittiest people in America got to cosplay as leaders and 11 months in people are starving.
Fucking take him out of office.
Stop being fucking cowards.
He *must be forcibly removed from office* FULL STOP.
This farce has gone on long enough. The shittiest people in America got to cosplay as leaders and 11 months in people are starving.
Fucking take him out of office.
Stop being fucking cowards.
The American people deserve answers, and it’s time for the DOJ and FBI to provide them.
While we appreciate that the Epstein estate has been transparent, it’s time for the Administration to do their part.
While we appreciate that the Epstein estate has been transparent, it’s time for the Administration to do their part.
November 13, 2025 at 11:03 PM
What answers do you expect him to give?
He *must be forcibly removed from office* FULL STOP.
This farce has gone on long enough. The shittiest people in America got to cosplay as leaders and 11 months in people are starving.
Fucking take him out of office.
Stop being fucking cowards.
He *must be forcibly removed from office* FULL STOP.
This farce has gone on long enough. The shittiest people in America got to cosplay as leaders and 11 months in people are starving.
Fucking take him out of office.
Stop being fucking cowards.
Hey guys, guess what?
If you want to bang 16 year olds, you're still a pedophile and always will be.
Sorry, that's just how reality works and there's nothing you or your feckless god can do to change that.
If you want to bang 16 year olds, you're still a pedophile and always will be.
Sorry, that's just how reality works and there's nothing you or your feckless god can do to change that.
November 13, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Hey guys, guess what?
If you want to bang 16 year olds, you're still a pedophile and always will be.
Sorry, that's just how reality works and there's nothing you or your feckless god can do to change that.
If you want to bang 16 year olds, you're still a pedophile and always will be.
Sorry, that's just how reality works and there's nothing you or your feckless god can do to change that.
Bro, they do this to get leftys riled up. They will marionette his corpse until 2500 if that's what it takes. He is their Messiah. He will never die, even if someone takes a potshot.
Republicans are dependent on Trump being Jesus and since he isn't, they will destroy any who don't agree.
Republicans are dependent on Trump being Jesus and since he isn't, they will destroy any who don't agree.
He's undoubtedly planning the Mother of all Distractions but can't think of anything to top flying over a city in a crown dropping poo on American citizens.
November 13, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Bro, they do this to get leftys riled up. They will marionette his corpse until 2500 if that's what it takes. He is their Messiah. He will never die, even if someone takes a potshot.
Republicans are dependent on Trump being Jesus and since he isn't, they will destroy any who don't agree.
Republicans are dependent on Trump being Jesus and since he isn't, they will destroy any who don't agree.
While disgusting, not new. Women are required by the US to sacrifice everything they are to make mediocre men happy and keep them from murdering us. Certain this is happening across the globe in 'civilized' countries because white men can't cope with how useless they are.
Fuck that, step up.
Fuck that, step up.
November 13, 2025 at 10:54 PM
While disgusting, not new. Women are required by the US to sacrifice everything they are to make mediocre men happy and keep them from murdering us. Certain this is happening across the globe in 'civilized' countries because white men can't cope with how useless they are.
Fuck that, step up.
Fuck that, step up.
@redbull.com how y'all gonna make a drink that tastes and smells like mash, but ain't got alcohol in it????
Bring back the original silver edition lime and I will buy it every day.
Bring back the original silver edition lime and I will buy it every day.
November 13, 2025 at 10:49 PM
@redbull.com how y'all gonna make a drink that tastes and smells like mash, but ain't got alcohol in it????
Bring back the original silver edition lime and I will buy it every day.
Bring back the original silver edition lime and I will buy it every day.
So people who didn't do any suffering over the last month, who never suffer for any of the disasters they pull us into, decided that caving was more important than standing with the American people.
Do #Democrats even *want* to win this fight?
Do #Democrats even *want* to win this fight?
Never forget who sold us out:
Hassan
King
Cortez-Masto
Shaheen
Kaine
Fetterman
Durbin
Rosen
Hassan
King
Cortez-Masto
Shaheen
Kaine
Fetterman
Durbin
Rosen
November 10, 2025 at 12:08 PM
So people who didn't do any suffering over the last month, who never suffer for any of the disasters they pull us into, decided that caving was more important than standing with the American people.
Do #Democrats even *want* to win this fight?
Do #Democrats even *want* to win this fight?
Mark my words, massive amounts of money are just *gone*. The accounts are drained.
*If* (and it's a still a big if, don't kid yourself) we get out of this, the US will be destitute for generations.
It's in Thiel, Musk, and Zuck's pockets. It's gone.
*If* (and it's a still a big if, don't kid yourself) we get out of this, the US will be destitute for generations.
It's in Thiel, Musk, and Zuck's pockets. It's gone.
They never say this “liquid” bullshit when it comes to tax cuts for the rich or wars or giving money to their friends (in Argentina) etc
See through it
See through it
November 7, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Mark my words, massive amounts of money are just *gone*. The accounts are drained.
*If* (and it's a still a big if, don't kid yourself) we get out of this, the US will be destitute for generations.
It's in Thiel, Musk, and Zuck's pockets. It's gone.
*If* (and it's a still a big if, don't kid yourself) we get out of this, the US will be destitute for generations.
It's in Thiel, Musk, and Zuck's pockets. It's gone.
"Tolerate righteousness or go to jail"
Bro, I'll feed your dumb racist ass to a lion first 🙄
Bro, I'll feed your dumb racist ass to a lion first 🙄
Far-right pastor Joel Webbon declares that Christian nationalists are allowed to impose their values on everyone "because we're right": "Christians don't have to tolerate degeneracy, and degenerates absolutely must tolerate righteousness or they need to go to jail."
November 7, 2025 at 10:29 PM
"Tolerate righteousness or go to jail"
Bro, I'll feed your dumb racist ass to a lion first 🙄
Bro, I'll feed your dumb racist ass to a lion first 🙄
Bruh, I wish I could sleep through my job, fuck everything in the office up, tank the company and still get paid.
Must be easy to be a #Republican
No wonder you lazy asses idolize this dullard.
Must be easy to be a #Republican
No wonder you lazy asses idolize this dullard.
November 7, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Bruh, I wish I could sleep through my job, fuck everything in the office up, tank the company and still get paid.
Must be easy to be a #Republican
No wonder you lazy asses idolize this dullard.
Must be easy to be a #Republican
No wonder you lazy asses idolize this dullard.
Right out the Goebbels handbook...
Lie, lie, lie.
Repeat the lie until you believe it.
Can #Republicans come up with *anything* original or are y'all just copying third reich crap from my 6th grade textbook? 🤔
Lie, lie, lie.
Repeat the lie until you believe it.
Can #Republicans come up with *anything* original or are y'all just copying third reich crap from my 6th grade textbook? 🤔
The same guy who "doesn’t want to hear about affordability" posted about his new marble bathroom 7 times last week.
November 7, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Right out the Goebbels handbook...
Lie, lie, lie.
Repeat the lie until you believe it.
Can #Republicans come up with *anything* original or are y'all just copying third reich crap from my 6th grade textbook? 🤔
Lie, lie, lie.
Repeat the lie until you believe it.
Can #Republicans come up with *anything* original or are y'all just copying third reich crap from my 6th grade textbook? 🤔
But many of them did.
Let's be real: Christians want non-christians dead. Conservatives want non-conservatives dead. Republicans want non-republicans dead.
Full stop, no arguing.
If they were decent people, they would have abandoned the party by now.
Anyone still clinging wants their neighbors gone.
Let's be real: Christians want non-christians dead. Conservatives want non-conservatives dead. Republicans want non-republicans dead.
Full stop, no arguing.
If they were decent people, they would have abandoned the party by now.
Anyone still clinging wants their neighbors gone.
Just a reminder: millions of people who live in “red” states didn’t vote for any of this shit.
November 3, 2025 at 10:28 PM
But many of them did.
Let's be real: Christians want non-christians dead. Conservatives want non-conservatives dead. Republicans want non-republicans dead.
Full stop, no arguing.
If they were decent people, they would have abandoned the party by now.
Anyone still clinging wants their neighbors gone.
Let's be real: Christians want non-christians dead. Conservatives want non-conservatives dead. Republicans want non-republicans dead.
Full stop, no arguing.
If they were decent people, they would have abandoned the party by now.
Anyone still clinging wants their neighbors gone.
As much as I love Jon, he doesn't go hard enough. Even the comedians are beholden to companies and shareholders.
We the People, Are Not.
We are in the midst of a fascist coup.
Don't let legacy folks like Jon Stewart fool you.
He ain't going hungry. He ain't having trouble paying his bills.
We the People, Are Not.
We are in the midst of a fascist coup.
Don't let legacy folks like Jon Stewart fool you.
He ain't going hungry. He ain't having trouble paying his bills.
Breathe easier, true believers. Jon Stewart will remain as the Monday night host and executive producer of The Daily Show through at least December 2026. Details:
theplaylist.net/jon-stewart-...
theplaylist.net/jon-stewart-...
Jon Stewart Signs New Deal To Remain On 'The Daily Show' Through December 2026
Good news for late night fans, Jon Stewart will remain on The Daily Show for at least another year after agreeing to a new deal with Paramount
theplaylist.net
November 3, 2025 at 10:23 PM
As much as I love Jon, he doesn't go hard enough. Even the comedians are beholden to companies and shareholders.
We the People, Are Not.
We are in the midst of a fascist coup.
Don't let legacy folks like Jon Stewart fool you.
He ain't going hungry. He ain't having trouble paying his bills.
We the People, Are Not.
We are in the midst of a fascist coup.
Don't let legacy folks like Jon Stewart fool you.
He ain't going hungry. He ain't having trouble paying his bills.
#Republicans are lazy asses who want money for doing nothing.
Kristi Noem in particular is desperate to protect the #pedophile Nazis cropping up in Plankinton, SD.
Why are conservative women so desperate to sacrifice their daughters to these men?
#Conservative #ConsertiveWomen
Kristi Noem in particular is desperate to protect the #pedophile Nazis cropping up in Plankinton, SD.
Why are conservative women so desperate to sacrifice their daughters to these men?
#Conservative #ConsertiveWomen
November 3, 2025 at 10:12 PM
#Republicans are lazy asses who want money for doing nothing.
Kristi Noem in particular is desperate to protect the #pedophile Nazis cropping up in Plankinton, SD.
Why are conservative women so desperate to sacrifice their daughters to these men?
#Conservative #ConsertiveWomen
Kristi Noem in particular is desperate to protect the #pedophile Nazis cropping up in Plankinton, SD.
Why are conservative women so desperate to sacrifice their daughters to these men?
#Conservative #ConsertiveWomen
Because #Trump can't form a coherent sentence. This weekend at Bernie's shit has got to go. Stop pumping him full of amphetamines.
We know he's dying and he can't remember shit.
We know he's in diapers and drooling into his Big Mac container.
He should be in hospice care FFS.
#Republicans
We know he's dying and he can't remember shit.
We know he's in diapers and drooling into his Big Mac container.
He should be in hospice care FFS.
#Republicans
November 3, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Because #Trump can't form a coherent sentence. This weekend at Bernie's shit has got to go. Stop pumping him full of amphetamines.
We know he's dying and he can't remember shit.
We know he's in diapers and drooling into his Big Mac container.
He should be in hospice care FFS.
#Republicans
We know he's dying and he can't remember shit.
We know he's in diapers and drooling into his Big Mac container.
He should be in hospice care FFS.
#Republicans
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Lenawee County, Michigan's only granny witch.
Don't let the hat and the readers fool you.
Granny's go hard to the paint when our kids are in danger.
Ifn' you need a granny, I'm your granny now.
Take your meds, drink plenty of water, get some rest, and fight fascism.
#Granny #GrannyWitch
Don't let the hat and the readers fool you.
Granny's go hard to the paint when our kids are in danger.
Ifn' you need a granny, I'm your granny now.
Take your meds, drink plenty of water, get some rest, and fight fascism.
#Granny #GrannyWitch
November 3, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Lenawee County, Michigan's only granny witch.
Don't let the hat and the readers fool you.
Granny's go hard to the paint when our kids are in danger.
Ifn' you need a granny, I'm your granny now.
Take your meds, drink plenty of water, get some rest, and fight fascism.
#Granny #GrannyWitch
Don't let the hat and the readers fool you.
Granny's go hard to the paint when our kids are in danger.
Ifn' you need a granny, I'm your granny now.
Take your meds, drink plenty of water, get some rest, and fight fascism.
#Granny #GrannyWitch
Your modern Goebbels, theydies and gentlethems.
May he meet the same end as his predecessor.
#USA #Republican #Republicans #Conservative #Conservatives #TakeThePowerBack #AllYouFascistsBoundToLose
😉
May he meet the same end as his predecessor.
#USA #Republican #Republicans #Conservative #Conservatives #TakeThePowerBack #AllYouFascistsBoundToLose
😉
November 3, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Your modern Goebbels, theydies and gentlethems.
May he meet the same end as his predecessor.
#USA #Republican #Republicans #Conservative #Conservatives #TakeThePowerBack #AllYouFascistsBoundToLose
😉
May he meet the same end as his predecessor.
#USA #Republican #Republicans #Conservative #Conservatives #TakeThePowerBack #AllYouFascistsBoundToLose
😉
Republicans want you dead or desperate 💯 why else would you beg them for freedom or justice or life?
Conservatives want us to grovel for what we've built or grown. They are desperate to take credit for work they refuse to do.
Are you people sick of their bullshit yet?
#USA #Republicans
Conservatives want us to grovel for what we've built or grown. They are desperate to take credit for work they refuse to do.
Are you people sick of their bullshit yet?
#USA #Republicans
November 3, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Republicans want you dead or desperate 💯 why else would you beg them for freedom or justice or life?
Conservatives want us to grovel for what we've built or grown. They are desperate to take credit for work they refuse to do.
Are you people sick of their bullshit yet?
#USA #Republicans
Conservatives want us to grovel for what we've built or grown. They are desperate to take credit for work they refuse to do.
Are you people sick of their bullshit yet?
#USA #Republicans
Wait, so are US atheists terrorists or not? Because you can't have freedom OF religion without freedom FROM religion.
WTF are you fucking nut bags talking about???
WTF are you fucking nut bags talking about???
Mike Waltz on Trump's unhinged threats to invade Nigeria: "You have to give President Trump a lot of credit. He has been on this religious freedom issue for quite some time."
November 3, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Wait, so are US atheists terrorists or not? Because you can't have freedom OF religion without freedom FROM religion.
WTF are you fucking nut bags talking about???
WTF are you fucking nut bags talking about???
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