Zadie Aoife Golde
@zadiegolde.bsky.social
Angry granny, queer and crafty, she/her, absurdist
My brother, The Professor, calls this time of year the Feasting Season.
I tend to agree.
Come see ya granny 😘
I tend to agree.
Come see ya granny 😘
December 1, 2025 at 12:53 PM
My brother, The Professor, calls this time of year the Feasting Season.
I tend to agree.
Come see ya granny 😘
I tend to agree.
Come see ya granny 😘
@redbull.com how y'all gonna make a drink that tastes and smells like mash, but ain't got alcohol in it????
Bring back the original silver edition lime and I will buy it every day.
Bring back the original silver edition lime and I will buy it every day.
November 13, 2025 at 10:49 PM
@redbull.com how y'all gonna make a drink that tastes and smells like mash, but ain't got alcohol in it????
Bring back the original silver edition lime and I will buy it every day.
Bring back the original silver edition lime and I will buy it every day.
Bruh, I wish I could sleep through my job, fuck everything in the office up, tank the company and still get paid.
Must be easy to be a #Republican
No wonder you lazy asses idolize this dullard.
Must be easy to be a #Republican
No wonder you lazy asses idolize this dullard.
November 7, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Bruh, I wish I could sleep through my job, fuck everything in the office up, tank the company and still get paid.
Must be easy to be a #Republican
No wonder you lazy asses idolize this dullard.
Must be easy to be a #Republican
No wonder you lazy asses idolize this dullard.
Lenawee County, Michigan's only granny witch.
Don't let the hat and the readers fool you.
Granny's go hard to the paint when our kids are in danger.
Ifn' you need a granny, I'm your granny now.
Take your meds, drink plenty of water, get some rest, and fight fascism.
#Granny #GrannyWitch
Don't let the hat and the readers fool you.
Granny's go hard to the paint when our kids are in danger.
Ifn' you need a granny, I'm your granny now.
Take your meds, drink plenty of water, get some rest, and fight fascism.
#Granny #GrannyWitch
November 3, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Lenawee County, Michigan's only granny witch.
Don't let the hat and the readers fool you.
Granny's go hard to the paint when our kids are in danger.
Ifn' you need a granny, I'm your granny now.
Take your meds, drink plenty of water, get some rest, and fight fascism.
#Granny #GrannyWitch
Don't let the hat and the readers fool you.
Granny's go hard to the paint when our kids are in danger.
Ifn' you need a granny, I'm your granny now.
Take your meds, drink plenty of water, get some rest, and fight fascism.
#Granny #GrannyWitch
"We can't let them communicate with each other"
This isn't just about trans folks, they're just at the top of the list. The right doesn't want you to build community, they want you to feel alone.
You are not.
This isn't just about trans folks, they're just at the top of the list. The right doesn't want you to build community, they want you to feel alone.
You are not.
September 17, 2025 at 2:58 PM
"We can't let them communicate with each other"
This isn't just about trans folks, they're just at the top of the list. The right doesn't want you to build community, they want you to feel alone.
You are not.
This isn't just about trans folks, they're just at the top of the list. The right doesn't want you to build community, they want you to feel alone.
You are not.
This is where I'm at. You been screaming at the rest of us to just suck it up.
We, on the other hand, have been screaming at you for decades that you don't have to be a toxic piece of trash... But you *only* listen to one very specific type of person...
So suck it up, buttercup.
We, on the other hand, have been screaming at you for decades that you don't have to be a toxic piece of trash... But you *only* listen to one very specific type of person...
So suck it up, buttercup.
September 14, 2025 at 7:40 PM
This is where I'm at. You been screaming at the rest of us to just suck it up.
We, on the other hand, have been screaming at you for decades that you don't have to be a toxic piece of trash... But you *only* listen to one very specific type of person...
So suck it up, buttercup.
We, on the other hand, have been screaming at you for decades that you don't have to be a toxic piece of trash... But you *only* listen to one very specific type of person...
So suck it up, buttercup.
September 11, 2025 at 10:48 AM
September 10, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Something about this guy always bugged me, but I never thought he was an absolute shit bag...
Turns out Chris Pratt is, in fact, an absolute shit bag.
Turns out Chris Pratt is, in fact, an absolute shit bag.
August 19, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Something about this guy always bugged me, but I never thought he was an absolute shit bag...
Turns out Chris Pratt is, in fact, an absolute shit bag.
Turns out Chris Pratt is, in fact, an absolute shit bag.
I'm so old that I'm on Nextdoor. It helped me reunite a lost peacock with his family once... Long story. Anywho, popped by yesterday and today. Turns out Michigan State Police made a Juneteenth post and the local trumpets got so frothy Nextdoor had to lock the discussion. 🤣
#Juneteenth
#Juneteenth
June 19, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I'm so old that I'm on Nextdoor. It helped me reunite a lost peacock with his family once... Long story. Anywho, popped by yesterday and today. Turns out Michigan State Police made a Juneteenth post and the local trumpets got so frothy Nextdoor had to lock the discussion. 🤣
#Juneteenth
#Juneteenth
Adrian, Michigan
No kings.
No kings.
June 14, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Adrian, Michigan
No kings.
No kings.
As Martha Jones would say, even at the end of the universe...
"It's not all bad news"
Keep it up y'all!
"It's not all bad news"
Keep it up y'all!
March 15, 2025 at 9:32 PM
As Martha Jones would say, even at the end of the universe...
"It's not all bad news"
Keep it up y'all!
"It's not all bad news"
Keep it up y'all!
Funny that Google can't bring themselves to put the lyrics of Grandson's War in YouTube Music... Fun Fact: These lyrics were there less than 6 months ago.
"War" by Grandson
As scared as a lot of us are, others are *shaking in their boots*.
Seek those who would bolster your spirit. 💙💚💜
"War" by Grandson
As scared as a lot of us are, others are *shaking in their boots*.
Seek those who would bolster your spirit. 💙💚💜
February 13, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Funny that Google can't bring themselves to put the lyrics of Grandson's War in YouTube Music... Fun Fact: These lyrics were there less than 6 months ago.
"War" by Grandson
As scared as a lot of us are, others are *shaking in their boots*.
Seek those who would bolster your spirit. 💙💚💜
"War" by Grandson
As scared as a lot of us are, others are *shaking in their boots*.
Seek those who would bolster your spirit. 💙💚💜
Is anyone surprised by this?
Welcome to it y'all.
Welcome to it y'all.
January 24, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Is anyone surprised by this?
Welcome to it y'all.
Welcome to it y'all.
More snowy pictures. Fee Park. I love this statue.
January 11, 2025 at 11:40 PM
More snowy pictures. Fee Park. I love this statue.
