"How was your day, hon?"

Flops dramatically on the couch — "Ugh. The agent was posing as a barista. They were like, 'Enjoy your coffee!' and I was like, ‘You too!' I’m MORTIFIED. I can't face that agent and give them self-destructing packages ever again now!"

I guess I am unable to edit to add ALTs to my photos on Bluesky posts. I'll follow through going forward. Thanks again!

I had to look up ALTs. Through context clues, I am understanding that I should describe pictures that I post. Thank you for the tip! I appreciate you telling me about it rather than shaming me for my ignorance. Surak would be proud.

Hello, fellow Star Trek Pez Dispenser pack owner! What number is yours?

I clearly do not have real friends. All those poseurs will be seeing this post.

Blocked.

This is the answer. Numbers are woke anyway.

Actual review:

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"Met Bryce on day 3 of my thru-hike. He found a tick I didn't even know I wanted found! 🥰💖😍"