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Zack Crass
@zackcrass.bsky.social
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I write, ramble, and occasionally make sense. Had a truck, lost a truck. Got into some trouble, met a girl, fought a sorcerer, saved the world. What the hell.
He/Him/They * Queerling * Blanket Hog * Secretly Belial
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Hello, fellow Star Trek Pez Dispenser pack owner! What number is yours?
August 14, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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The look on this cat's face tells me all I need to know.

"Oh. You hate your cat."
July 29, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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Meatloaf Attempt #1.
Ugly. Structurally sound. Shockingly tasty. Then...

Do I live in a dumpster with a graceless raccoon? No.
I live with a sociopath.

My stomach hurts. This experience has changed me.
I trust no one.

#MeatloafGate #NeverAgain #WhoDoesThat #IPukedInMyMouth #AreHashtagsStillCool
July 11, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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And I would have gotten away with it too, if you meddling adults didn't have boundaries. Like me. Apparently.

#Boundaries #NotANeckDoctor #SelfForgiveness #Kinda
A female medical professional in scrubs and a hairnet examines a woman’s neck with gloved hands. The woman being examined looks calm, almost smug, while facing the camera. The image contrasts sharply with the chaotic, awkward story described in the blog post.
April 2, 2025 at 3:30 PM