Zach the Soulstealer
@zachthenarratorguy.bsky.social
Just a blue guy in a blue town in a blue state. I love family, my doggy, movies, theater, a good mocha, narrating audiobooks and my town. No patience for any #MAGAmoron fuckery. You voted against people I care about. He/him. No DMs until I get to know you.
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My favorite #movie: Vertigo #Hitchcock
My favorite book: A Tale of Two Cities #Dickens
My favorite t.v show: the original #TwilightZone
My favorite actor: #CharlieChaplin
My favorite flavor of ice cream: fresh raspberry.
These are a few of #myfavoritethings
My favorite book: A Tale of Two Cities #Dickens
My favorite t.v show: the original #TwilightZone
My favorite actor: #CharlieChaplin
My favorite flavor of ice cream: fresh raspberry.
These are a few of #myfavoritethings
As is often the case the worst horror in film doesn’t come from a guy in a hockey mask. #83 on my 101 favorite #movies list is a great example of just that. From 1984, it’s the historical biopic the Killing Fields based upon the book the Death and Life of Dith Pran by Sydney Schanberg #filmsky
November 13, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Cop: what happened to your nose, Jake? Somebody slam a bedroom window on it?
Gittes (Jack Nicholson): no. Your wife got a little excited and crossed her legs too quick. Get what I mean, pal?
From Chinatown #movies #filmsky #watchingtonight #epicburn
Gittes (Jack Nicholson): no. Your wife got a little excited and crossed her legs too quick. Get what I mean, pal?
From Chinatown #movies #filmsky #watchingtonight #epicburn
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November 13, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Cop: what happened to your nose, Jake? Somebody slam a bedroom window on it?
Gittes (Jack Nicholson): no. Your wife got a little excited and crossed her legs too quick. Get what I mean, pal?
From Chinatown #movies #filmsky #watchingtonight #epicburn
Gittes (Jack Nicholson): no. Your wife got a little excited and crossed her legs too quick. Get what I mean, pal?
From Chinatown #movies #filmsky #watchingtonight #epicburn
No, #MAGAmorons, you don’t get to be the side that harangued us all with Qanon shit and anti-trans conspiracy nonsense and then say “something about this Epstein email seems a bit weird.” If diddler Donny was innocent those files would have been released years ago. #releasetheEpsteinfiles
November 13, 2025 at 2:25 AM
No, #MAGAmorons, you don’t get to be the side that harangued us all with Qanon shit and anti-trans conspiracy nonsense and then say “something about this Epstein email seems a bit weird.” If diddler Donny was innocent those files would have been released years ago. #releasetheEpsteinfiles
At this point it would take them doing a pretty major mea fucking culpa for me to forgive them. And even then, trust is earned.
Yes. Any notion i had of forgiveness disappeared after the second vote for him , let alone a third.
Absolutely, and without a doubt.
November 13, 2025 at 12:10 AM
At this point it would take them doing a pretty major mea fucking culpa for me to forgive them. And even then, trust is earned.
It would if you all didn’t like like a hummingbird bats its fucking wings, KKKaroline.
#releasetheEpsteinfiles
#releasetheEpsteinfiles
Reporter: Why are white house officials then meeting with Rep. Boebert in an effort to try to get her to not sign this petition calling for the release of the files?
Leavitt: Doesn't it show transparency that members of the trump administration are willing to brief members of congress?
Leavitt: Doesn't it show transparency that members of the trump administration are willing to brief members of congress?
November 12, 2025 at 9:43 PM
It would if you all didn’t like like a hummingbird bats its fucking wings, KKKaroline.
#releasetheEpsteinfiles
#releasetheEpsteinfiles
So Epsteins emails come out with Jeffery essentially calling Trump his b*tch (rhymes with witch) and #MAGAmorons are silent.
Once again, louder for those in the back: WHAT…THE BLOODY BLUE BALLED FUCK…DO THESE COCKMAGGOTS THINK…THEY’RE PROTECTING ANYONE FUCKING FROM?!? #releasetheEpsteinfiles
Once again, louder for those in the back: WHAT…THE BLOODY BLUE BALLED FUCK…DO THESE COCKMAGGOTS THINK…THEY’RE PROTECTING ANYONE FUCKING FROM?!? #releasetheEpsteinfiles
November 12, 2025 at 8:53 PM
So Epsteins emails come out with Jeffery essentially calling Trump his b*tch (rhymes with witch) and #MAGAmorons are silent.
Once again, louder for those in the back: WHAT…THE BLOODY BLUE BALLED FUCK…DO THESE COCKMAGGOTS THINK…THEY’RE PROTECTING ANYONE FUCKING FROM?!? #releasetheEpsteinfiles
Once again, louder for those in the back: WHAT…THE BLOODY BLUE BALLED FUCK…DO THESE COCKMAGGOTS THINK…THEY’RE PROTECTING ANYONE FUCKING FROM?!? #releasetheEpsteinfiles
I suppose now is as good a time for one of my holiday traditions: telling people to please be nice to customer service workers when you’re doing your shopping. I just got out of Safeway and you could feel the stress level there (one of the many reasons I’m a Co-op boy myself.)
#Happyholidays
#Happyholidays
November 12, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I suppose now is as good a time for one of my holiday traditions: telling people to please be nice to customer service workers when you’re doing your shopping. I just got out of Safeway and you could feel the stress level there (one of the many reasons I’m a Co-op boy myself.)
#Happyholidays
#Happyholidays
Once again I must say that my love of a filmmakers work does not mean I love that filmmaker. My #84 pick on my 101 favorite #Movies list, Chinatown, is directed by an icky poopy pervy butt, Roman Polanski. I can’t help it that he gave us what I think is Jack Nicholsons best performance. #filmsky
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November 12, 2025 at 6:00 PM
If you tell me that as a kid you never bought red licorice and soda then bit off both ends of the licorice and used it as a straw you’re either lying or you had a very sad childhood. #Randommorningthoughts
#Goodmorning
#Goodmorning
November 12, 2025 at 5:21 PM
If you tell me that as a kid you never bought red licorice and soda then bit off both ends of the licorice and used it as a straw you’re either lying or you had a very sad childhood. #Randommorningthoughts
#Goodmorning
#Goodmorning
Noted #MAGAmoron #KimDavis is complaining that nobody listens to her re fay marriage. I just thought I would tell you all in case you were wondering what that fucking screeching white noise was. Like somebody put a bunch of puppies in a blender but way worse. #humor #LGBTally #FuckKimDavis
November 12, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Noted #MAGAmoron #KimDavis is complaining that nobody listens to her re fay marriage. I just thought I would tell you all in case you were wondering what that fucking screeching white noise was. Like somebody put a bunch of puppies in a blender but way worse. #humor #LGBTally #FuckKimDavis
THE GIANT SQUID IS MOTHERFUCKING AWESOME!!!! DENY THE AWESOMENESS OF THE GIANT SQUID IF YOU DAAAAAAAAARE!!!!!! #movies #filmsky #watchingtonight
November 12, 2025 at 4:31 AM
THE GIANT SQUID IS MOTHERFUCKING AWESOME!!!! DENY THE AWESOMENESS OF THE GIANT SQUID IF YOU DAAAAAAAAARE!!!!!! #movies #filmsky #watchingtonight
THEY HAVE CONCEPTS!!!!! INKLINGS OF CONCEPTS HAVE ALMOST CROSSED THEIR MINDS!!
They have no healthcare plan. They only have a plan to take away what exists.
November 12, 2025 at 3:47 AM
THEY HAVE CONCEPTS!!!!! INKLINGS OF CONCEPTS HAVE ALMOST CROSSED THEIR MINDS!!
Yeah, I get it. Disney is evil. Walt was a prick. I can’t help it that the company does put out quality shit, though. Like the #85 spot on my 101 favorite #movies list, 1954s 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea based upon the famous 1970 science fiction novel by Jules Verne. #filmsky #watchingtonight
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November 12, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Yeah, I get it. Disney is evil. Walt was a prick. I can’t help it that the company does put out quality shit, though. Like the #85 spot on my 101 favorite #movies list, 1954s 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea based upon the famous 1970 science fiction novel by Jules Verne. #filmsky #watchingtonight
Network is still relevant. I put it into the category of movies that aren’t horror but are still scary. Like, Freddy, Jason, Michael and Chucky don’t scare me. Billionaire CEO businesspeople scare the shit out of me. Faye Dunaway is like the fucking Terminator.
#watchingtonight #movies #filmsky
#watchingtonight #movies #filmsky
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November 12, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Network is still relevant. I put it into the category of movies that aren’t horror but are still scary. Like, Freddy, Jason, Michael and Chucky don’t scare me. Billionaire CEO businesspeople scare the shit out of me. Faye Dunaway is like the fucking Terminator.
#watchingtonight #movies #filmsky
#watchingtonight #movies #filmsky
I have a dream the fucking #MAGAmorons stop taking one line from one speech MLK jr. made and focused instead on the other things he said about social welfare programs, education reform, police reform, anti-militarism.
I also have a dream about a giant talking cookie.
I also have a dream about a giant talking cookie.
November 12, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I have a dream the fucking #MAGAmorons stop taking one line from one speech MLK jr. made and focused instead on the other things he said about social welfare programs, education reform, police reform, anti-militarism.
I also have a dream about a giant talking cookie.
I also have a dream about a giant talking cookie.
So if a woman calls a bunch of churches asking them if they would feed her nonexistent hungry child, they say “no” but your only problem is that she lied about having children you’re part of the problem. Try being Christlike instead of just being Christian. #fuckMAGA #MAGAmorons
November 12, 2025 at 1:36 AM
So if a woman calls a bunch of churches asking them if they would feed her nonexistent hungry child, they say “no” but your only problem is that she lied about having children you’re part of the problem. Try being Christlike instead of just being Christian. #fuckMAGA #MAGAmorons
I was outside QFC today when I got stopped by a couple of anti-trans “parents rights” people asking for my signature. Naturally I just smiled and walked away but it just goes to show you these idiots are everywhere.
Try protecting women from a lack of healthcare or the rapists in office #transally
Try protecting women from a lack of healthcare or the rapists in office #transally
November 12, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I was outside QFC today when I got stopped by a couple of anti-trans “parents rights” people asking for my signature. Naturally I just smiled and walked away but it just goes to show you these idiots are everywhere.
Try protecting women from a lack of healthcare or the rapists in office #transally
Try protecting women from a lack of healthcare or the rapists in office #transally
Good. Let’s #releasetheEpsteinfiles now, mmmkay? Mmmkay.
November 11, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Good. Let’s #releasetheEpsteinfiles now, mmmkay? Mmmkay.
I was a good boy at the dentist. Never had a cavity in my life. I deserve a treat. Or ten. I deserve ten treats.
I had eight DVDs but it was 25% off if I rounded it up to ten. It would be a crime to not take advantage.
Like a serious crime. I believe I made the right choice.
#movies #filmsky
I had eight DVDs but it was 25% off if I rounded it up to ten. It would be a crime to not take advantage.
Like a serious crime. I believe I made the right choice.
#movies #filmsky
November 11, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Today’s media typically has me mad as hell and I’m not gonna take it anymore.
Okay, I kid. Maybe more peeved as heck. But the subject of my #86 pick on my 101 favorite #movies IS mad as hell. From 1976 (wow. Good year for movies.) it’s Paddy Chayefskys brilliant media satire Network. #moviereview
Okay, I kid. Maybe more peeved as heck. But the subject of my #86 pick on my 101 favorite #movies IS mad as hell. From 1976 (wow. Good year for movies.) it’s Paddy Chayefskys brilliant media satire Network. #moviereview
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November 11, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Today’s media typically has me mad as hell and I’m not gonna take it anymore.
Okay, I kid. Maybe more peeved as heck. But the subject of my #86 pick on my 101 favorite #movies IS mad as hell. From 1976 (wow. Good year for movies.) it’s Paddy Chayefskys brilliant media satire Network. #moviereview
Okay, I kid. Maybe more peeved as heck. But the subject of my #86 pick on my 101 favorite #movies IS mad as hell. From 1976 (wow. Good year for movies.) it’s Paddy Chayefskys brilliant media satire Network. #moviereview
I don’t fear dentists. I truly don’t. I do community theater with the hubby of the head dentist here in town. They’re both lovely.
It’s the going to the dentist that bugs me #happyTuesday
It’s the going to the dentist that bugs me #happyTuesday
November 11, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I don’t fear dentists. I truly don’t. I do community theater with the hubby of the head dentist here in town. They’re both lovely.
It’s the going to the dentist that bugs me #happyTuesday
It’s the going to the dentist that bugs me #happyTuesday
Boy fucking howdy is this film still relevant. #87 on my 101 favorite #movies is 1976s All the Presidents Men, a testament to the importance and the power of an honest press. Yes, I know Bob Woodward has gained some notoriety recently but as played by the late Robert Redford, I believe him. #filmsky
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November 11, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Boy fucking howdy is this film still relevant. #87 on my 101 favorite #movies is 1976s All the Presidents Men, a testament to the importance and the power of an honest press. Yes, I know Bob Woodward has gained some notoriety recently but as played by the late Robert Redford, I believe him. #filmsky
#SesameStreet made its debut 56 years ago today. Tragically, Ernie never did put down the duckie. It was nothing but cheap hotels and back alleys as he tried to stop his insatiable habit of huffing duckie squeaks. #humor
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Sesame Street: Ernie Learns to Put Down The Duckie
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November 11, 2025 at 2:29 AM
#SesameStreet made its debut 56 years ago today. Tragically, Ernie never did put down the duckie. It was nothing but cheap hotels and back alleys as he tried to stop his insatiable habit of huffing duckie squeaks. #humor
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Enlightened centrists: BOTH PARTIES ARE THE SAME!
Me: Well, that’s not entirely true. You see..
*senate dems cave to Trump*
DAMMIT!!! YOU HAD ONE FUCKING JOB!!! ONE FUCKING JOB!!!! #Senatedems
Me: Well, that’s not entirely true. You see..
*senate dems cave to Trump*
DAMMIT!!! YOU HAD ONE FUCKING JOB!!! ONE FUCKING JOB!!!! #Senatedems
November 11, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Enlightened centrists: BOTH PARTIES ARE THE SAME!
Me: Well, that’s not entirely true. You see..
*senate dems cave to Trump*
DAMMIT!!! YOU HAD ONE FUCKING JOB!!! ONE FUCKING JOB!!!! #Senatedems
Me: Well, that’s not entirely true. You see..
*senate dems cave to Trump*
DAMMIT!!! YOU HAD ONE FUCKING JOB!!! ONE FUCKING JOB!!!! #Senatedems