Zach the Soulstealer
@zachthenarratorguy.bsky.social
Just a blue guy in a blue town in a blue state. I love family, my doggy, movies, theater, a good mocha, narrating audiobooks and my town. No patience for any #MAGAmoron fuckery. You voted against people I care about. He/him. No DMs until I get to know you.
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My favorite #movie: Vertigo #Hitchcock
My favorite book: A Tale of Two Cities #Dickens
My favorite t.v show: the original #TwilightZone
My favorite actor: #CharlieChaplin
My favorite flavor of ice cream: fresh raspberry.
These are a few of #myfavoritethings
My favorite book: A Tale of Two Cities #Dickens
My favorite t.v show: the original #TwilightZone
My favorite actor: #CharlieChaplin
My favorite flavor of ice cream: fresh raspberry.
These are a few of #myfavoritethings
We have women dying of sepsis, high infant mortality rates, kids going without SNAP and school lunches and having school shooter drills and a pedo/rapist in the White House who won’t #releasetheEpsteinfiles. What are #MAGAmorons worried about? A gay character on #StrangerThings.
I feel so safe 🙄
I feel so safe 🙄
December 28, 2025 at 5:04 AM
We have women dying of sepsis, high infant mortality rates, kids going without SNAP and school lunches and having school shooter drills and a pedo/rapist in the White House who won’t #releasetheEpsteinfiles. What are #MAGAmorons worried about? A gay character on #StrangerThings.
I feel so safe 🙄
I feel so safe 🙄
The show To Catch A Predator didn’t have this many predators.
The orange felon says the Epstein Files are a “Democratic Hoax” and yet he still felt it necessary to doctor documents and hide evidence whilst redacting everything that would be damaging to him.
That’s called GUILTY AF.
That’s called GUILTY AF.
December 28, 2025 at 4:44 AM
The show To Catch A Predator didn’t have this many predators.
I theorize that the brontosaurus in 1933s King Kong (which I am #watchingtonight) is none other than Little Foot from the Land Before Time. Yep, Little Foot went feral, ate Spike, Petrie, Cera and the one that wouldn’t shut the fuck up. #humor #movies #filmsky #provemewrong
December 28, 2025 at 3:48 AM
I theorize that the brontosaurus in 1933s King Kong (which I am #watchingtonight) is none other than Little Foot from the Land Before Time. Yep, Little Foot went feral, ate Spike, Petrie, Cera and the one that wouldn’t shut the fuck up. #humor #movies #filmsky #provemewrong
Apparently there are people that are shocked that #goth and #metal bands are “going woke.”
Look, Roy Rogers was more goth or metal than me but I remember when soccer moms everywhere were crawling up their own asses over a gender nonconforming singer named fucking Marilyn.
The stupid hurts. #humor
Look, Roy Rogers was more goth or metal than me but I remember when soccer moms everywhere were crawling up their own asses over a gender nonconforming singer named fucking Marilyn.
The stupid hurts. #humor
December 28, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I have been lucky to have had some amazing teachers in my life. As such I have tremendous respect for the profession. And also my love of #RobinWilliams knows no bounds. At #28 on my 101 favorite #movies list is 1989s Dead Poets Society. Yes, another film that makes me cry #filmsky
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December 28, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I have been lucky to have had some amazing teachers in my life. As such I have tremendous respect for the profession. And also my love of #RobinWilliams knows no bounds. At #28 on my 101 favorite #movies list is 1989s Dead Poets Society. Yes, another film that makes me cry #filmsky
#JasimineCrockett to Kash Patel: you are the least qualified FBI director in history.
Patel: that’s false.
Jasimine Crockett: I didn’t ask your opinion.
She didn’t ask your opinion, Chippy, you sharpie loving perpetual fuckup. She gave an adequate and generous description. #humor
Patel: that’s false.
Jasimine Crockett: I didn’t ask your opinion.
She didn’t ask your opinion, Chippy, you sharpie loving perpetual fuckup. She gave an adequate and generous description. #humor
December 27, 2025 at 10:21 PM
#JasimineCrockett to Kash Patel: you are the least qualified FBI director in history.
Patel: that’s false.
Jasimine Crockett: I didn’t ask your opinion.
She didn’t ask your opinion, Chippy, you sharpie loving perpetual fuckup. She gave an adequate and generous description. #humor
Patel: that’s false.
Jasimine Crockett: I didn’t ask your opinion.
She didn’t ask your opinion, Chippy, you sharpie loving perpetual fuckup. She gave an adequate and generous description. #humor
It’s sad that there’s a rumor going around that Trump murdered a baby and I am not automatically tossing it out.
Truly If you can’t even save your child from a politician or a priest, why should anyone trust you to charge your marshmallowy white ass into a shooting?
#releasetheEpsteinfiles
Truly If you can’t even save your child from a politician or a priest, why should anyone trust you to charge your marshmallowy white ass into a shooting?
#releasetheEpsteinfiles
December 27, 2025 at 9:11 PM
It’s sad that there’s a rumor going around that Trump murdered a baby and I am not automatically tossing it out.
Truly If you can’t even save your child from a politician or a priest, why should anyone trust you to charge your marshmallowy white ass into a shooting?
#releasetheEpsteinfiles
Truly If you can’t even save your child from a politician or a priest, why should anyone trust you to charge your marshmallowy white ass into a shooting?
#releasetheEpsteinfiles
In case you haven’t heard, bigotry makes me fucking vomit and I have no patience for “but it’s MUH RELIGION THOOOOO.” I am an #LGBT ally until I fucking die. And a #movielover. #29 on my 101 favorite #movies list is 1993s Philadelphia which deals with anti-LGBT discrimination and AIDS.
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December 27, 2025 at 7:20 PM
In case you haven’t heard, bigotry makes me fucking vomit and I have no patience for “but it’s MUH RELIGION THOOOOO.” I am an #LGBT ally until I fucking die. And a #movielover. #29 on my 101 favorite #movies list is 1993s Philadelphia which deals with anti-LGBT discrimination and AIDS.
You ever have this exchange? 👇
#MAGAmoron: THE DEMOCRATS STARTED THE KKK SO THEY’RE THE RACIST ONES!!!!!
“So the party that openly supports #DEI AND #BLM, both of which have been labeled as “anti-white” is still the same as the party that started the KKK? I mean…okay then.”
#MAGAmoron: THE DEMOCRATS STARTED THE KKK SO THEY’RE THE RACIST ONES!!!!!
“So the party that openly supports #DEI AND #BLM, both of which have been labeled as “anti-white” is still the same as the party that started the KKK? I mean…okay then.”
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December 27, 2025 at 6:28 PM
You ever have this exchange? 👇
#MAGAmoron: THE DEMOCRATS STARTED THE KKK SO THEY’RE THE RACIST ONES!!!!!
“So the party that openly supports #DEI AND #BLM, both of which have been labeled as “anti-white” is still the same as the party that started the KKK? I mean…okay then.”
#MAGAmoron: THE DEMOCRATS STARTED THE KKK SO THEY’RE THE RACIST ONES!!!!!
“So the party that openly supports #DEI AND #BLM, both of which have been labeled as “anti-white” is still the same as the party that started the KKK? I mean…okay then.”
Facebook update: it’s still full of #MAGAmorons spreading bullshit conspiracy theories to make themselves feel smart.
If all my friends moved over here I’d cancel it in a fucking heartbeat. I swear Fox Mulder and Dale Gribble are the only white conspiracy theorists that I can fucking stomach.
If all my friends moved over here I’d cancel it in a fucking heartbeat. I swear Fox Mulder and Dale Gribble are the only white conspiracy theorists that I can fucking stomach.
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December 27, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Facebook update: it’s still full of #MAGAmorons spreading bullshit conspiracy theories to make themselves feel smart.
If all my friends moved over here I’d cancel it in a fucking heartbeat. I swear Fox Mulder and Dale Gribble are the only white conspiracy theorists that I can fucking stomach.
If all my friends moved over here I’d cancel it in a fucking heartbeat. I swear Fox Mulder and Dale Gribble are the only white conspiracy theorists that I can fucking stomach.
Is there a more traumatizing scene than the death of Artax in my #30 pick on my 101 favorite #Movies list, the Neverending Story? Not for me there isn’t. Coming out in 1984 when your humble movie reviewer (me) was just three years old, this scene made me #uglycry but yet I still loved it.
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December 27, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I’ll likely always prefer Tim Curry to Skaarsgaard but that reveal of Pennywise…holy fucking shit.
And Skaarsgaard is fucking great!
And Skaarsgaard is fucking great!
IT Welcome To Derry was just, so, fcuking, good.
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December 27, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I’ll likely always prefer Tim Curry to Skaarsgaard but that reveal of Pennywise…holy fucking shit.
And Skaarsgaard is fucking great!
And Skaarsgaard is fucking great!
Whale Rider. It’s about way more than just using large aquatic mammals for public transport. #filmsky #humor #watchingtonight
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December 27, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Whale Rider. It’s about way more than just using large aquatic mammals for public transport. #filmsky #humor #watchingtonight
A pastor has gone viral for farting in peoples faces to cure their spiritual and physical problems. As Jesus said, “The wind blows where it wishes, and you hear its sound, but you do not know where it comes from or where it goes.”
I know where it comes from and where it ain’t fucking going #humor
I know where it comes from and where it ain’t fucking going #humor
December 27, 2025 at 1:24 AM
A pastor has gone viral for farting in peoples faces to cure their spiritual and physical problems. As Jesus said, “The wind blows where it wishes, and you hear its sound, but you do not know where it comes from or where it goes.”
I know where it comes from and where it ain’t fucking going #humor
I know where it comes from and where it ain’t fucking going #humor
I tend not to watch #TCM too much during December until Christmas is over (in spite of what you may read on their FB pages from the evangelical crowd there are TONS of Christmas movies.) So I find other means of entertainment. But today seems to be Cary Grant day and I have no complaints 😁 #filmsky
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December 26, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Have I mentioned that I love #horrormovies? Because I love horror movies! At #31 on my 101 favorite #movies list is the entire original Evil Dead trilogy. I liked the remake, Evil Dead Rise and Ash vs. the Evil Dead but you can’t remake the magic of Sam Raimis original trilogy with #BruceCampbell
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December 26, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Have I mentioned that I love #horrormovies? Because I love horror movies! At #31 on my 101 favorite #movies list is the entire original Evil Dead trilogy. I liked the remake, Evil Dead Rise and Ash vs. the Evil Dead but you can’t remake the magic of Sam Raimis original trilogy with #BruceCampbell
The punishment for Oklahoma teacher over #SamanthaFulnecky crying religious discrimination is brought to you by white #MAGAmoron mediocrity. Whether it’s crying over a badly written sermon that clearly earned an F or #RileyGaines coming in fifth, white MAGAmoron mediocrity will be there for YOU 😁
December 26, 2025 at 6:49 PM
The punishment for Oklahoma teacher over #SamanthaFulnecky crying religious discrimination is brought to you by white #MAGAmoron mediocrity. Whether it’s crying over a badly written sermon that clearly earned an F or #RileyGaines coming in fifth, white MAGAmoron mediocrity will be there for YOU 😁
Some films need no introduction…and yet I shall give one to this one. At #32 on my 101 favorite #films list is a childhood favorite, 1939s the Wizard of Oz. I watched this on recorded tape so many times as a kid I even memorized the commercials. 86 years young and it’s still going strong. #filmsky
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December 26, 2025 at 2:39 AM
It’s been a quiet #Christmas day as it is every other day this time of year. I don’t miss the cars and busses going past my apartment constantly 😝 Only conflict so far was with mom over whether to add the squid with black bean sauce to our order of Chinese food (I was for, she was against.) #foodsky
December 25, 2025 at 9:31 PM
It’s been a quiet #Christmas day as it is every other day this time of year. I don’t miss the cars and busses going past my apartment constantly 😝 Only conflict so far was with mom over whether to add the squid with black bean sauce to our order of Chinese food (I was for, she was against.) #foodsky
In light of everything coming out about the #Epsteinfiles (what little there is) there is at least one truth we can see is self evident: the best way to anger a fragile cishet, white #MAGAmoron is to remind him that he’s not the hero he always seems to fancy himself to be #releasetheEpsteinfiles
December 25, 2025 at 8:20 PM
In light of everything coming out about the #Epsteinfiles (what little there is) there is at least one truth we can see is self evident: the best way to anger a fragile cishet, white #MAGAmoron is to remind him that he’s not the hero he always seems to fancy himself to be #releasetheEpsteinfiles
Yeah, I know Disney is evil but there is no denying the medium that they mastered early on helped shape pop culture as we know it. #33 on my 101 favorite #movies list, Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, is not only entertaining but was a landmark in the technology of moviemaking. #filmsky
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December 25, 2025 at 6:19 PM
My #Christmas gift as a non-practicing Jew is the lovely knowledge that the Nick Fuentes groyper assholes are fighting with the TPUSA brand of MAGA 🤣😂🤣😂
“I beg your pardon, sir, but your brown shirt is a slightly different shade of brown than my brown shirt. I challenge you to a duel!” #humor
“I beg your pardon, sir, but your brown shirt is a slightly different shade of brown than my brown shirt. I challenge you to a duel!” #humor
December 25, 2025 at 4:16 PM
My #Christmas gift as a non-practicing Jew is the lovely knowledge that the Nick Fuentes groyper assholes are fighting with the TPUSA brand of MAGA 🤣😂🤣😂
“I beg your pardon, sir, but your brown shirt is a slightly different shade of brown than my brown shirt. I challenge you to a duel!” #humor
“I beg your pardon, sir, but your brown shirt is a slightly different shade of brown than my brown shirt. I challenge you to a duel!” #humor
It’s a damn shame that some people disregard black and white #movies. It seems many of them do so because they’re unimpressed by the special effects. I maintain that the effects by Willis O’Brien on my #34 spot for my 101 favorites, 1933s King Kong, are still a wonder to behold even in 2025 #filmsky
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December 25, 2025 at 3:55 AM
It’s a damn shame that some people disregard black and white #movies. It seems many of them do so because they’re unimpressed by the special effects. I maintain that the effects by Willis O’Brien on my #34 spot for my 101 favorites, 1933s King Kong, are still a wonder to behold even in 2025 #filmsky
I cannot be the only one who couldn’t give less of a semblance of a fuck regarding the actions of #NikkiMinaj, right?
December 25, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I cannot be the only one who couldn’t give less of a semblance of a fuck regarding the actions of #NikkiMinaj, right?