Zach the Soulstealer
@zachthenarratorguy.bsky.social
Just a blue guy in a blue town in a blue state. I love family, my doggy, movies, theater, a good mocha, narrating audiobooks and my town. No patience for any #MAGAmoron fuckery. You voted against people I care about. He/him. No DMs until I get to know you.
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My favorite #movie: Vertigo #Hitchcock
My favorite book: A Tale of Two Cities #Dickens
My favorite t.v show: the original #TwilightZone
My favorite actor: #CharlieChaplin
My favorite flavor of ice cream: fresh raspberry.
These are a few of #myfavoritethings
My favorite book: A Tale of Two Cities #Dickens
My favorite t.v show: the original #TwilightZone
My favorite actor: #CharlieChaplin
My favorite flavor of ice cream: fresh raspberry.
These are a few of #myfavoritethings
And tried, convicted and sentenced.
I can think of no greater honor than for Donald Trump to be impeached and removed.
February 11, 2026 at 7:01 PM
And tried, convicted and sentenced.
#MAGAmorons are criticizing kids for staging walkouts over the brutality caused by ICE, saying how “none of them know what they’re talking about.”
No, morons, they do. I’m guessing they actually READ the Constitution rather than just pretended to. #abolishICE #TheKidsAreAlright
No, morons, they do. I’m guessing they actually READ the Constitution rather than just pretended to. #abolishICE #TheKidsAreAlright
February 11, 2026 at 6:14 PM
#MAGAmorons are criticizing kids for staging walkouts over the brutality caused by ICE, saying how “none of them know what they’re talking about.”
No, morons, they do. I’m guessing they actually READ the Constitution rather than just pretended to. #abolishICE #TheKidsAreAlright
No, morons, they do. I’m guessing they actually READ the Constitution rather than just pretended to. #abolishICE #TheKidsAreAlright
Dean Cain defending ICE after playing Superman, himself an alien who spoke out often against prejudice and violent thugs harassing the marginalized, is a perfect example of a guy not understanding the project. See also Kevin Sorbo in Supergirl the series.
#ICEout #abolishICE
#ICEout #abolishICE
February 11, 2026 at 5:07 AM
Dean Cain defending ICE after playing Superman, himself an alien who spoke out often against prejudice and violent thugs harassing the marginalized, is a perfect example of a guy not understanding the project. See also Kevin Sorbo in Supergirl the series.
#ICEout #abolishICE
#ICEout #abolishICE
I’m enjoying using MAH SEXEH VOICE on the absolute idiocy of #MAGAmorons. #Superbowl #BadBunny #KidRock #voiceactor
February 11, 2026 at 4:22 AM
I’m enjoying using MAH SEXEH VOICE on the absolute idiocy of #MAGAmorons. #Superbowl #BadBunny #KidRock #voiceactor
Whenever a #MAGAmoron accuses you of “not being very tolerant.”
February 11, 2026 at 3:44 AM
Whenever a #MAGAmoron accuses you of “not being very tolerant.”
An underrated gem that #TCM introduced me to. In 1948, a little orphan boy whose parents were killed wakes up with green hair. The film explores themes of prejudice as well as innocence lost. It also makes memorable use of the song Nature Boy. #movies #filmsky #watchingtonight
February 11, 2026 at 2:41 AM
An underrated gem that #TCM introduced me to. In 1948, a little orphan boy whose parents were killed wakes up with green hair. The film explores themes of prejudice as well as innocence lost. It also makes memorable use of the song Nature Boy. #movies #filmsky #watchingtonight
And I’m fairly certain Kermit isn’t in there. #Epsteinfiles
February 11, 2026 at 2:11 AM
And I’m fairly certain Kermit isn’t in there. #Epsteinfiles
I totally forgot that Will McAvoy (Jeff Daniels) was in this movie. He’s one of the more underrated actors going today. The Newsroom is some real serious shit. #movies #filmsky #watchingtonight
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February 11, 2026 at 1:00 AM
I totally forgot that Will McAvoy (Jeff Daniels) was in this movie. He’s one of the more underrated actors going today. The Newsroom is some real serious shit. #movies #filmsky #watchingtonight
Oscar shnugglez are essential to being a #voiceactor. You just cannot be a voice actor without Oscar shnugglez. He’s a shnuggly -buggly-wuggly-huggly boy 😁
Every voice actor must master the baby talk. #dogsofBluesky
Every voice actor must master the baby talk. #dogsofBluesky
February 10, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Oscar shnugglez are essential to being a #voiceactor. You just cannot be a voice actor without Oscar shnugglez. He’s a shnuggly -buggly-wuggly-huggly boy 😁
Every voice actor must master the baby talk. #dogsofBluesky
Every voice actor must master the baby talk. #dogsofBluesky
Remember when a certain sentient Cheeto said that pleading the fifth was only for guilty people then pleaded the fifth about one hundred jillion zillion willion kerbiggityllion Nathan Fillion times?
It seems #GhislaineMaxwell has taken a note or two.
It seems #GhislaineMaxwell has taken a note or two.
February 10, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Remember when a certain sentient Cheeto said that pleading the fifth was only for guilty people then pleaded the fifth about one hundred jillion zillion willion kerbiggityllion Nathan Fillion times?
It seems #GhislaineMaxwell has taken a note or two.
It seems #GhislaineMaxwell has taken a note or two.
#BadBunny didn’t sing in English you say? Yeeeeeeeah, how was Kid Crocks Milli Vanilli impression strike you, #MAGAmorons? If that doesn’t just scream “I don’t give a fuck about you, you Cream Cheese Commando cretins” I don’t know what fucking does!
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February 10, 2026 at 12:35 AM
#BadBunny didn’t sing in English you say? Yeeeeeeeah, how was Kid Crocks Milli Vanilli impression strike you, #MAGAmorons? If that doesn’t just scream “I don’t give a fuck about you, you Cream Cheese Commando cretins” I don’t know what fucking does!
YAAAAAAAAAY! I got another audiobook series to lend MAH SUH-SUH-SEXEH voice to! A sci-fi series about AI it looks like. That’s what I like about doing what I do: you never know what world you’ll be going to next. Last one I did was about the American Revolution. #booksky #voiceactor #audiobooks
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February 9, 2026 at 10:13 PM
YAAAAAAAAAY! I got another audiobook series to lend MAH SUH-SUH-SEXEH voice to! A sci-fi series about AI it looks like. That’s what I like about doing what I do: you never know what world you’ll be going to next. Last one I did was about the American Revolution. #booksky #voiceactor #audiobooks
Headline from the Atlantic re the TPUSA #Superbowl halftime show: “Finally a halftime show that represents TRUE America.”
Dumb, white, objectifying young girls and scared shitless of brown people? I, for one, as an American, would like a minute for rebuttal. #KidRock #fuckMAGA #ICEout #abolishICE
Dumb, white, objectifying young girls and scared shitless of brown people? I, for one, as an American, would like a minute for rebuttal. #KidRock #fuckMAGA #ICEout #abolishICE
February 9, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Headline from the Atlantic re the TPUSA #Superbowl halftime show: “Finally a halftime show that represents TRUE America.”
Dumb, white, objectifying young girls and scared shitless of brown people? I, for one, as an American, would like a minute for rebuttal. #KidRock #fuckMAGA #ICEout #abolishICE
Dumb, white, objectifying young girls and scared shitless of brown people? I, for one, as an American, would like a minute for rebuttal. #KidRock #fuckMAGA #ICEout #abolishICE
The highlight for me last night, not being a fan of watching grown men play with balls (teehee!) was knowing that the #TPUSA #Superbowl halftime show had no hope of matching the ACTUAL halftime show…but 19m (including streaming) vs 135m? The Pats weren’t the only ones who got slaughtered. #BadBunny
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February 9, 2026 at 4:48 PM
The highlight for me last night, not being a fan of watching grown men play with balls (teehee!) was knowing that the #TPUSA #Superbowl halftime show had no hope of matching the ACTUAL halftime show…but 19m (including streaming) vs 135m? The Pats weren’t the only ones who got slaughtered. #BadBunny
“Holy American Idiot, Batman. Who knew that #GreenDay would ever be political?”
“My slapping hand is getting tired, old chum!” #humor #SuperBowl
“My slapping hand is getting tired, old chum!” #humor #SuperBowl
February 9, 2026 at 4:46 AM
“Holy American Idiot, Batman. Who knew that #GreenDay would ever be political?”
“My slapping hand is getting tired, old chum!” #humor #SuperBowl
“My slapping hand is getting tired, old chum!” #humor #SuperBowl
In case you couldn’t tell, I am not really into the whole “sportyball”…thing…that you humans do. But hey! We won!
And by “we” I mean me. That was all me. The Seahawks called me for sports advice and I said and I quote “do the opposite of losing.” And so they did. #SuperBowl #humor
And by “we” I mean me. That was all me. The Seahawks called me for sports advice and I said and I quote “do the opposite of losing.” And so they did. #SuperBowl #humor
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February 9, 2026 at 3:50 AM
In case you couldn’t tell, I am not really into the whole “sportyball”…thing…that you humans do. But hey! We won!
And by “we” I mean me. That was all me. The Seahawks called me for sports advice and I said and I quote “do the opposite of losing.” And so they did. #SuperBowl #humor
And by “we” I mean me. That was all me. The Seahawks called me for sports advice and I said and I quote “do the opposite of losing.” And so they did. #SuperBowl #humor
Tombstone is Action Hero Quips: the Movie. Literally every other goddamn line is an action hero quip. If they made a sequel the poster would say “Action Hero Quips
2. This time it’s personal.” And yes…I’d watch that one too.
#movies #filmsky #watchingtonight
2. This time it’s personal.” And yes…I’d watch that one too.
#movies #filmsky #watchingtonight
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February 9, 2026 at 3:09 AM
Tombstone is Action Hero Quips: the Movie. Literally every other goddamn line is an action hero quip. If they made a sequel the poster would say “Action Hero Quips
2. This time it’s personal.” And yes…I’d watch that one too.
#movies #filmsky #watchingtonight
2. This time it’s personal.” And yes…I’d watch that one too.
#movies #filmsky #watchingtonight
Soooo…
SPOOOOOOOOOORTS!!!!! AND MORE SPORTS!!!!! SPORTO RICO!!!AND SPORTY SPICE!!!!! AND GOOD SPORTS AND BAD SPORTS!!!! AND THEN MORE SPORTS AFTER THOSE SPORTS!!!! AND THEN a nice calm break in between sports BUT THEN MORE SPORTS BECAUSE SPORTS!!!!
Just my two cents on today’s events! #humor
SPOOOOOOOOOORTS!!!!! AND MORE SPORTS!!!!! SPORTO RICO!!!AND SPORTY SPICE!!!!! AND GOOD SPORTS AND BAD SPORTS!!!! AND THEN MORE SPORTS AFTER THOSE SPORTS!!!! AND THEN a nice calm break in between sports BUT THEN MORE SPORTS BECAUSE SPORTS!!!!
Just my two cents on today’s events! #humor
February 9, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Soooo…
SPOOOOOOOOOORTS!!!!! AND MORE SPORTS!!!!! SPORTO RICO!!!AND SPORTY SPICE!!!!! AND GOOD SPORTS AND BAD SPORTS!!!! AND THEN MORE SPORTS AFTER THOSE SPORTS!!!! AND THEN a nice calm break in between sports BUT THEN MORE SPORTS BECAUSE SPORTS!!!!
Just my two cents on today’s events! #humor
SPOOOOOOOOOORTS!!!!! AND MORE SPORTS!!!!! SPORTO RICO!!!AND SPORTY SPICE!!!!! AND GOOD SPORTS AND BAD SPORTS!!!! AND THEN MORE SPORTS AFTER THOSE SPORTS!!!! AND THEN a nice calm break in between sports BUT THEN MORE SPORTS BECAUSE SPORTS!!!!
Just my two cents on today’s events! #humor
Master and Commander is a great reminder that Russell Crowe can act when he gives a damn. I’m no historian but their attention to detail seems pretty spot on too. Paul Bettany? Always great whether here or as Vision (VisionQuest WILL BE AWESOME!) #movies #filmsky #watchingtonight
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February 9, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Master and Commander is a great reminder that Russell Crowe can act when he gives a damn. I’m no historian but their attention to detail seems pretty spot on too. Paul Bettany? Always great whether here or as Vision (VisionQuest WILL BE AWESOME!) #movies #filmsky #watchingtonight
Well, I’m not sure how appetizing this looks but it tastes great. Grilled salmon with salt, pepper, oregano, lemon pepper and parsley. Brussels with bacon, butter, garlic, Parmesan, chicken stock and red wine. Portobellos stuffed with apple, pancetta, goat cheese, a little cognac and garlic #dinner
February 9, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Well, I’m not sure how appetizing this looks but it tastes great. Grilled salmon with salt, pepper, oregano, lemon pepper and parsley. Brussels with bacon, butter, garlic, Parmesan, chicken stock and red wine. Portobellos stuffed with apple, pancetta, goat cheese, a little cognac and garlic #dinner
Random guy in Safeway: WHEN I SAY SEA YOU SAY—?
Everyone else: HAWKS:
Me: HORSES—um—-HAWKS!!!!
Apparently there’s a sports…thing…happening today. #SuperBowl #humor
Everyone else: HAWKS:
Me: HORSES—um—-HAWKS!!!!
Apparently there’s a sports…thing…happening today. #SuperBowl #humor
February 8, 2026 at 10:18 PM
Random guy in Safeway: WHEN I SAY SEA YOU SAY—?
Everyone else: HAWKS:
Me: HORSES—um—-HAWKS!!!!
Apparently there’s a sports…thing…happening today. #SuperBowl #humor
Everyone else: HAWKS:
Me: HORSES—um—-HAWKS!!!!
Apparently there’s a sports…thing…happening today. #SuperBowl #humor
I’ve got sockeye salmon, portobello mushrooms, goat cheese, pancetta, 🍏 and Brussels sprouts.
Good things…nay, GREAT things, TREMENDOUS things will be happening in my kitchen tonight. You are all invited over and I shall let you clean my dishes.
You’re welcome.
#foodsky #humor
Good things…nay, GREAT things, TREMENDOUS things will be happening in my kitchen tonight. You are all invited over and I shall let you clean my dishes.
You’re welcome.
#foodsky #humor
February 8, 2026 at 8:42 PM