Zach the Soulstealer
@zachthenarratorguy.bsky.social
Just a blue guy in a blue town in a blue state. I love family, my doggy, movies, theater, a good mocha, narrating audiobooks and my town. No patience for any #MAGAmoron fuckery. You voted against people I care about. He/him. No DMs until I get to know you.
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My favorite #movie: Vertigo #Hitchcock
My favorite book: A Tale of Two Cities #Dickens
My favorite t.v show: the original #TwilightZone
My favorite actor: #CharlieChaplin
My favorite flavor of ice cream: fresh raspberry.
These are a few of #myfavoritethings
My favorite book: A Tale of Two Cities #Dickens
My favorite t.v show: the original #TwilightZone
My favorite actor: #CharlieChaplin
My favorite flavor of ice cream: fresh raspberry.
These are a few of #myfavoritethings
Noted #MAGAmoron #KimDavis is complaining that nobody listens to her re fay marriage. I just thought I would tell you all in case you were wondering what that fucking screeching white noise was. Like somebody put a bunch of puppies in a blender but way worse. #humor #LGBTally #FuckKimDavis
November 12, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Noted #MAGAmoron #KimDavis is complaining that nobody listens to her re fay marriage. I just thought I would tell you all in case you were wondering what that fucking screeching white noise was. Like somebody put a bunch of puppies in a blender but way worse. #humor #LGBTally #FuckKimDavis
THE GIANT SQUID IS MOTHERFUCKING AWESOME!!!! DENY THE AWESOMENESS OF THE GIANT SQUID IF YOU DAAAAAAAAARE!!!!!! #movies #filmsky #watchingtonight
November 12, 2025 at 4:31 AM
THE GIANT SQUID IS MOTHERFUCKING AWESOME!!!! DENY THE AWESOMENESS OF THE GIANT SQUID IF YOU DAAAAAAAAARE!!!!!! #movies #filmsky #watchingtonight
THEY HAVE CONCEPTS!!!!! INKLINGS OF CONCEPTS HAVE ALMOST CROSSED THEIR MINDS!!
They have no healthcare plan. They only have a plan to take away what exists.
November 12, 2025 at 3:47 AM
THEY HAVE CONCEPTS!!!!! INKLINGS OF CONCEPTS HAVE ALMOST CROSSED THEIR MINDS!!
Yeah, I get it. Disney is evil. Walt was a prick. I can’t help it that the company does put out quality shit, though. Like the #85 spot on my 101 favorite #movies list, 1954s 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea based upon the famous 1970 science fiction novel by Jules Verne. #filmsky #watchingtonight
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November 12, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Yeah, I get it. Disney is evil. Walt was a prick. I can’t help it that the company does put out quality shit, though. Like the #85 spot on my 101 favorite #movies list, 1954s 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea based upon the famous 1970 science fiction novel by Jules Verne. #filmsky #watchingtonight
Network is still relevant. I put it into the category of movies that aren’t horror but are still scary. Like, Freddy, Jason, Michael and Chucky don’t scare me. Billionaire CEO businesspeople scare the shit out of me. Faye Dunaway is like the fucking Terminator.
#watchingtonight #movies #filmsky
#watchingtonight #movies #filmsky
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November 12, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Network is still relevant. I put it into the category of movies that aren’t horror but are still scary. Like, Freddy, Jason, Michael and Chucky don’t scare me. Billionaire CEO businesspeople scare the shit out of me. Faye Dunaway is like the fucking Terminator.
#watchingtonight #movies #filmsky
#watchingtonight #movies #filmsky
I have a dream the fucking #MAGAmorons stop taking one line from one speech MLK jr. made and focused instead on the other things he said about social welfare programs, education reform, police reform, anti-militarism.
I also have a dream about a giant talking cookie.
I also have a dream about a giant talking cookie.
November 12, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I have a dream the fucking #MAGAmorons stop taking one line from one speech MLK jr. made and focused instead on the other things he said about social welfare programs, education reform, police reform, anti-militarism.
I also have a dream about a giant talking cookie.
I also have a dream about a giant talking cookie.
So if a woman calls a bunch of churches asking them if they would feed her nonexistent hungry child, they say “no” but your only problem is that she lied about having children you’re part of the problem. Try being Christlike instead of just being Christian. #fuckMAGA #MAGAmorons
November 12, 2025 at 1:36 AM
So if a woman calls a bunch of churches asking them if they would feed her nonexistent hungry child, they say “no” but your only problem is that she lied about having children you’re part of the problem. Try being Christlike instead of just being Christian. #fuckMAGA #MAGAmorons
I was outside QFC today when I got stopped by a couple of anti-trans “parents rights” people asking for my signature. Naturally I just smiled and walked away but it just goes to show you these idiots are everywhere.
Try protecting women from a lack of healthcare or the rapists in office #transally
Try protecting women from a lack of healthcare or the rapists in office #transally
November 12, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I was outside QFC today when I got stopped by a couple of anti-trans “parents rights” people asking for my signature. Naturally I just smiled and walked away but it just goes to show you these idiots are everywhere.
Try protecting women from a lack of healthcare or the rapists in office #transally
Try protecting women from a lack of healthcare or the rapists in office #transally
Good. Let’s #releasetheEpsteinfiles now, mmmkay? Mmmkay.
November 11, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Good. Let’s #releasetheEpsteinfiles now, mmmkay? Mmmkay.
I was a good boy at the dentist. Never had a cavity in my life. I deserve a treat. Or ten. I deserve ten treats.
I had eight DVDs but it was 25% off if I rounded it up to ten. It would be a crime to not take advantage.
Like a serious crime. I believe I made the right choice.
#movies #filmsky
I had eight DVDs but it was 25% off if I rounded it up to ten. It would be a crime to not take advantage.
Like a serious crime. I believe I made the right choice.
#movies #filmsky
November 11, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Today’s media typically has me mad as hell and I’m not gonna take it anymore.
Okay, I kid. Maybe more peeved as heck. But the subject of my #86 pick on my 101 favorite #movies IS mad as hell. From 1976 (wow. Good year for movies.) it’s Paddy Chayefskys brilliant media satire Network. #moviereview
Okay, I kid. Maybe more peeved as heck. But the subject of my #86 pick on my 101 favorite #movies IS mad as hell. From 1976 (wow. Good year for movies.) it’s Paddy Chayefskys brilliant media satire Network. #moviereview
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November 11, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Today’s media typically has me mad as hell and I’m not gonna take it anymore.
Okay, I kid. Maybe more peeved as heck. But the subject of my #86 pick on my 101 favorite #movies IS mad as hell. From 1976 (wow. Good year for movies.) it’s Paddy Chayefskys brilliant media satire Network. #moviereview
Okay, I kid. Maybe more peeved as heck. But the subject of my #86 pick on my 101 favorite #movies IS mad as hell. From 1976 (wow. Good year for movies.) it’s Paddy Chayefskys brilliant media satire Network. #moviereview
I don’t fear dentists. I truly don’t. I do community theater with the hubby of the head dentist here in town. They’re both lovely.
It’s the going to the dentist that bugs me #happyTuesday
It’s the going to the dentist that bugs me #happyTuesday
November 11, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I don’t fear dentists. I truly don’t. I do community theater with the hubby of the head dentist here in town. They’re both lovely.
It’s the going to the dentist that bugs me #happyTuesday
It’s the going to the dentist that bugs me #happyTuesday
Boy fucking howdy is this film still relevant. #87 on my 101 favorite #movies is 1976s All the Presidents Men, a testament to the importance and the power of an honest press. Yes, I know Bob Woodward has gained some notoriety recently but as played by the late Robert Redford, I believe him. #filmsky
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November 11, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Boy fucking howdy is this film still relevant. #87 on my 101 favorite #movies is 1976s All the Presidents Men, a testament to the importance and the power of an honest press. Yes, I know Bob Woodward has gained some notoriety recently but as played by the late Robert Redford, I believe him. #filmsky
#SesameStreet made its debut 56 years ago today. Tragically, Ernie never did put down the duckie. It was nothing but cheap hotels and back alleys as he tried to stop his insatiable habit of huffing duckie squeaks. #humor
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Sesame Street: Ernie Learns to Put Down The Duckie
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November 11, 2025 at 2:29 AM
#SesameStreet made its debut 56 years ago today. Tragically, Ernie never did put down the duckie. It was nothing but cheap hotels and back alleys as he tried to stop his insatiable habit of huffing duckie squeaks. #humor
youtu.be/acBixR_JRuM?...
youtu.be/acBixR_JRuM?...
Enlightened centrists: BOTH PARTIES ARE THE SAME!
Me: Well, that’s not entirely true. You see..
*senate dems cave to Trump*
DAMMIT!!! YOU HAD ONE FUCKING JOB!!! ONE FUCKING JOB!!!! #Senatedems
Me: Well, that’s not entirely true. You see..
*senate dems cave to Trump*
DAMMIT!!! YOU HAD ONE FUCKING JOB!!! ONE FUCKING JOB!!!! #Senatedems
November 11, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Enlightened centrists: BOTH PARTIES ARE THE SAME!
Me: Well, that’s not entirely true. You see..
*senate dems cave to Trump*
DAMMIT!!! YOU HAD ONE FUCKING JOB!!! ONE FUCKING JOB!!!! #Senatedems
Me: Well, that’s not entirely true. You see..
*senate dems cave to Trump*
DAMMIT!!! YOU HAD ONE FUCKING JOB!!! ONE FUCKING JOB!!!! #Senatedems
Oh, there’s going to be three whole seasons of #WelcometoDerry?
Cool. Cool.
Pardon me for one second.
#horror
Cool. Cool.
Pardon me for one second.
#horror
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November 11, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Oh, there’s going to be three whole seasons of #WelcometoDerry?
Cool. Cool.
Pardon me for one second.
#horror
Cool. Cool.
Pardon me for one second.
#horror
Apparently yesterday was the fiftieth anniversary of the sinking of the Edmund Fitzgerald. By weird #coincidence I just got the Gordon Lightfoot OG on his greatest hits compilation from our local library. I actually like this one better. #musicsky #supportyourlocallibrary
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Home Free - The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald
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November 10, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Apparently yesterday was the fiftieth anniversary of the sinking of the Edmund Fitzgerald. By weird #coincidence I just got the Gordon Lightfoot OG on his greatest hits compilation from our local library. I actually like this one better. #musicsky #supportyourlocallibrary
youtu.be/Um1PCCkyYHE?...
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There are few directors who have had more influence than Alfred Hitchcock. Though he did NOT direct my #88 pick on my 101 favorite #Movies, 1962s Cape Fear, you can feel his influence all over it. In fact it’s often referred to as “the greatest #Hitchcock film Hitchcock didn’t direct.” #filmsky
November 10, 2025 at 6:08 PM
There are few directors who have had more influence than Alfred Hitchcock. Though he did NOT direct my #88 pick on my 101 favorite #Movies, 1962s Cape Fear, you can feel his influence all over it. In fact it’s often referred to as “the greatest #Hitchcock film Hitchcock didn’t direct.” #filmsky
Yo, “Supreme” Court? More of this, please, and less of *checks notes* let’s see…
Oh, okay. Less of MOST EVERYTHING ELSE YOU DO. #lgbtally
Oh, okay. Less of MOST EVERYTHING ELSE YOU DO. #lgbtally
Wow, Scotus brought their cojo... to work today.
Same sex marriage is safe for now. Keep fighting. I don't doubt the corruption on tap party will try again to overturn it.
#lgbtqiaally
Same sex marriage is safe for now. Keep fighting. I don't doubt the corruption on tap party will try again to overturn it.
#lgbtqiaally
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November 10, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Yo, “Supreme” Court? More of this, please, and less of *checks notes* let’s see…
Oh, okay. Less of MOST EVERYTHING ELSE YOU DO. #lgbtally
Oh, okay. Less of MOST EVERYTHING ELSE YOU DO. #lgbtally
Okay, I thought the big screen adaptation of #StephenKings It was well acted and filmed…but more funny than scary (that old lady 😂🤣😂🤣 SHE’S BEING ATTACKED BY AN R. CRUMB CARTOON!) . Imagine, then, my surprise to find #WelcometoDerry to be genuinely unnerving. Kid actors are brilliant too #horror
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November 10, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Okay, I thought the big screen adaptation of #StephenKings It was well acted and filmed…but more funny than scary (that old lady 😂🤣😂🤣 SHE’S BEING ATTACKED BY AN R. CRUMB CARTOON!) . Imagine, then, my surprise to find #WelcometoDerry to be genuinely unnerving. Kid actors are brilliant too #horror
I have #TCM to thank for…well, many things but not the least of which is introducing me to my #89 pick on my 101 favorite #movies list, from 1959 it’s the Nuns Story. Not one agnostic atheist old me expected to even like but it’s hard not to love Audrey Hepburn. #filmsky #watchingtonight
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November 10, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I have #TCM to thank for…well, many things but not the least of which is introducing me to my #89 pick on my 101 favorite #movies list, from 1959 it’s the Nuns Story. Not one agnostic atheist old me expected to even like but it’s hard not to love Audrey Hepburn. #filmsky #watchingtonight
#listeningto tonight. I am in love with this show and have been for a long time. I know the concept of straight actors playing gay roles is…contentious but if @saltfiretheatre.bsky.social does this show I AM playing Roy Cohn. Yeah, auditions, I know but…yeah, I AM playing Roy. #communitytheater
November 10, 2025 at 1:57 AM
#listeningto tonight. I am in love with this show and have been for a long time. I know the concept of straight actors playing gay roles is…contentious but if @saltfiretheatre.bsky.social does this show I AM playing Roy Cohn. Yeah, auditions, I know but…yeah, I AM playing Roy. #communitytheater
I know I have some followers who are blue dots in red states. I commend you all. I can’t even scroll through a comments section filled with these “good ol’ boy” motherfuckers without damn near developing an aneurysm in my brain.
Those cities are oases in an intellectual wasteland. #MAGAstupidity
Those cities are oases in an intellectual wasteland. #MAGAstupidity
November 10, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I know I have some followers who are blue dots in red states. I commend you all. I can’t even scroll through a comments section filled with these “good ol’ boy” motherfuckers without damn near developing an aneurysm in my brain.
Those cities are oases in an intellectual wasteland. #MAGAstupidity
Those cities are oases in an intellectual wasteland. #MAGAstupidity