Zach the Soulstealer
@zachthenarratorguy.bsky.social
Just a blue guy in a blue town in a blue state. I love family, my doggy, movies, theater, a good mocha, narrating audiobooks and my town. No patience for any #MAGAmoron fuckery. You voted against people I care about. He/him. No DMs until I get to know you.
THE GIANT SQUID IS MOTHERFUCKING AWESOME!!!! DENY THE AWESOMENESS OF THE GIANT SQUID IF YOU DAAAAAAAAARE!!!!!! #movies #filmsky #watchingtonight
November 12, 2025 at 4:31 AM
THE GIANT SQUID IS MOTHERFUCKING AWESOME!!!! DENY THE AWESOMENESS OF THE GIANT SQUID IF YOU DAAAAAAAAARE!!!!!! #movies #filmsky #watchingtonight
I was a good boy at the dentist. Never had a cavity in my life. I deserve a treat. Or ten. I deserve ten treats.
I had eight DVDs but it was 25% off if I rounded it up to ten. It would be a crime to not take advantage.
Like a serious crime. I believe I made the right choice.
#movies #filmsky
I had eight DVDs but it was 25% off if I rounded it up to ten. It would be a crime to not take advantage.
Like a serious crime. I believe I made the right choice.
#movies #filmsky
November 11, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Moe wasn’t a jerk.
He was an ASSHOLE.
He was an ASSHOLE.
November 11, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Moe wasn’t a jerk.
He was an ASSHOLE.
He was an ASSHOLE.
There are few directors who have had more influence than Alfred Hitchcock. Though he did NOT direct my #88 pick on my 101 favorite #Movies, 1962s Cape Fear, you can feel his influence all over it. In fact it’s often referred to as “the greatest #Hitchcock film Hitchcock didn’t direct.” #filmsky
November 10, 2025 at 6:08 PM
There are few directors who have had more influence than Alfred Hitchcock. Though he did NOT direct my #88 pick on my 101 favorite #Movies, 1962s Cape Fear, you can feel his influence all over it. In fact it’s often referred to as “the greatest #Hitchcock film Hitchcock didn’t direct.” #filmsky
#listeningto tonight. I am in love with this show and have been for a long time. I know the concept of straight actors playing gay roles is…contentious but if @saltfiretheatre.bsky.social does this show I AM playing Roy Cohn. Yeah, auditions, I know but…yeah, I AM playing Roy. #communitytheater
November 10, 2025 at 1:57 AM
#listeningto tonight. I am in love with this show and have been for a long time. I know the concept of straight actors playing gay roles is…contentious but if @saltfiretheatre.bsky.social does this show I AM playing Roy Cohn. Yeah, auditions, I know but…yeah, I AM playing Roy. #communitytheater
I’m more of a Rutles fan, personally.
November 9, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I’m more of a Rutles fan, personally.
#watchingtonight the Don Bluth animated classic An American Tail. These two, Dom Deluise and Madeleine Kahn, Dom Deluise and Madeleine Kahn, were human fucking treasures. Mel Brooks knew it. I know it.
Disagree with me and be wrong! #filmsky #movies
Disagree with me and be wrong! #filmsky #movies
November 8, 2025 at 1:09 AM
#watchingtonight the Don Bluth animated classic An American Tail. These two, Dom Deluise and Madeleine Kahn, Dom Deluise and Madeleine Kahn, were human fucking treasures. Mel Brooks knew it. I know it.
Disagree with me and be wrong! #filmsky #movies
Disagree with me and be wrong! #filmsky #movies
Soooo…if we were to use their logic a woman (according to the transphobic idiots) was beaten for using the bathroom they wanted her (again, their logic. Not mine.) to use.
The logic ain’t logicing. And transphobic men just give off creepy, rapey incel/wife beater vibes. #transrights
The logic ain’t logicing. And transphobic men just give off creepy, rapey incel/wife beater vibes. #transrights
November 7, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Soooo…if we were to use their logic a woman (according to the transphobic idiots) was beaten for using the bathroom they wanted her (again, their logic. Not mine.) to use.
The logic ain’t logicing. And transphobic men just give off creepy, rapey incel/wife beater vibes. #transrights
The logic ain’t logicing. And transphobic men just give off creepy, rapey incel/wife beater vibes. #transrights
Dogs are just teddy bears that hug you back. 😁😁😁😁 #DogsofBluesky
November 7, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Dogs are just teddy bears that hug you back. 😁😁😁😁 #DogsofBluesky
November 7, 2025 at 5:09 PM
He’s one of my favorites for a reason. #LGBTrights
November 7, 2025 at 3:43 AM
He’s one of my favorites for a reason. #LGBTrights
Once again I am thankful for our vet, Dr. Ginny, who took Oscars bandage off today and gave him a clean bill of health. He’s my bestie (no offense to the humans in my life but you just can’t compete.) #DogsofBluesky
November 6, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Once again I am thankful for our vet, Dr. Ginny, who took Oscars bandage off today and gave him a clean bill of health. He’s my bestie (no offense to the humans in my life but you just can’t compete.) #DogsofBluesky
Okay, the antipasto salad was made at Safeway but the pork chops in the honey pineapple brandy sauce with garlic and steamed asparagus and tomatoes (from mom’s garden)…all made by me. I may not be rich or middle class but I eats and cooks good.
#foodsky
#foodsky
November 6, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Okay, the antipasto salad was made at Safeway but the pork chops in the honey pineapple brandy sauce with garlic and steamed asparagus and tomatoes (from mom’s garden)…all made by me. I may not be rich or middle class but I eats and cooks good.
#foodsky
#foodsky
So I spent my day at mom and dads while the house cleaner was at my place and decided to watch the first two episodes of this. Not bad. Better than the two movies.
But now mom says she’s going to have nightmares tonight 🤣 #horror
But now mom says she’s going to have nightmares tonight 🤣 #horror
November 5, 2025 at 1:17 AM
So I spent my day at mom and dads while the house cleaner was at my place and decided to watch the first two episodes of this. Not bad. Better than the two movies.
But now mom says she’s going to have nightmares tonight 🤣 #horror
But now mom says she’s going to have nightmares tonight 🤣 #horror
I’m in a musical mood tonight. If I have any navy or army people amongst my followers, a query: is this an accurate portrayal? Do you have to prepare a song for your audition in the armed forces?
“I’m looking to enlist.”
“Alto, tenor, baritone, bass?”
#movies #filmsky #watchingtonight
“I’m looking to enlist.”
“Alto, tenor, baritone, bass?”
#movies #filmsky #watchingtonight
November 3, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I’m in a musical mood tonight. If I have any navy or army people amongst my followers, a query: is this an accurate portrayal? Do you have to prepare a song for your audition in the armed forces?
“I’m looking to enlist.”
“Alto, tenor, baritone, bass?”
#movies #filmsky #watchingtonight
“I’m looking to enlist.”
“Alto, tenor, baritone, bass?”
#movies #filmsky #watchingtonight
Yep, he’s better than everyone else’s doggy in the entire world 😁😁😁😁 #dogsofBluesky
November 2, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Yep, he’s better than everyone else’s doggy in the entire world 😁😁😁😁 #dogsofBluesky
When you look like your gene pool is more like the mysterious pool of bodily fluids found in a low rent motel that has seen numerous cheap porn shoots, several drunken frat parties and a whole slew of southern style “family reunions.” #humor #MAGAmorons
November 2, 2025 at 4:14 AM
When you look like your gene pool is more like the mysterious pool of bodily fluids found in a low rent motel that has seen numerous cheap porn shoots, several drunken frat parties and a whole slew of southern style “family reunions.” #humor #MAGAmorons
As I sit here nerdgasming to #Superman2025, I notice two things. One, HAWKGIRL FUCKING RULES. She is one of my faves. Two: Nicholas Hoult as Luthor looks like a pouty version of Sean Patrick Flannery in Powder. I can’t be the only one who remembers that Tim Burton knockoff. #watchingtonight #movies
November 2, 2025 at 12:45 AM
As I sit here nerdgasming to #Superman2025, I notice two things. One, HAWKGIRL FUCKING RULES. She is one of my faves. Two: Nicholas Hoult as Luthor looks like a pouty version of Sean Patrick Flannery in Powder. I can’t be the only one who remembers that Tim Burton knockoff. #watchingtonight #movies
First round of recording and editing this, the fifth book in this series, done. This one focuses on a German regiment and their trials and tribulations. It’s been a lot of fun lending my voice to this and I hope to do more. #audiobooks #booksky #voiceacting
November 1, 2025 at 10:14 PM
First round of recording and editing this, the fifth book in this series, done. This one focuses on a German regiment and their trials and tribulations. It’s been a lot of fun lending my voice to this and I hope to do more. #audiobooks #booksky #voiceacting
I love this woman. And this guy.
October 30, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I love this woman. And this guy.
I love this woman. And this guy.
October 30, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I love this woman. And this guy.
Just a picture of me as Sir Toby in Twelfth Night with Saltfire Theatre two years ago. We took a gender bending play and gender bent it even more. Kids saw it and had a blast. In fact, most of the shows I’ve done with them had some element of “wokeness.” #communitytheater
October 29, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Just a picture of me as Sir Toby in Twelfth Night with Saltfire Theatre two years ago. We took a gender bending play and gender bent it even more. Kids saw it and had a blast. In fact, most of the shows I’ve done with them had some element of “wokeness.” #communitytheater
