Zach Sanderson
Zach Sanderson
@zachsanderson.bsky.social
I didn’t know the Bearcats were playing darts
January 3, 2026 at 9:37 PM
The only thing I know is what I don’t know, and it hurts
December 12, 2025 at 3:29 AM
The main spice is salt. It’s one of the saltiest meals I’ve ever had probably
December 6, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Have
December 6, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Is this a first go-round? Jealous, if so.
November 23, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Sounds like something a Virgo would say…
November 11, 2025 at 6:28 PM
With all the running, soccer IS good exercise.
November 9, 2025 at 6:17 AM
We talking Brent Rambo?
November 8, 2025 at 2:37 AM
The natural LAN party potential is only rivaled by dorm rooms. We will be yelling down the hall at each other
October 4, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I find that most all of the important links I’m made aware of are hosted at www.wikipedia.org. Fascinating!
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October 2, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I read this as a demand/warning
September 20, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Yeah, I imagine you’ve got it
August 14, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Reading the book of Job, are we?
August 14, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Yeah I think the quiet, dejected delivery is what made it so funny to me. As if he had tried before
August 2, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Excuse me as I repeat back the one that had me rolling without much of a backing band:
“You can’t fight city hall”
“Yeah it’s a building”
August 2, 2025 at 12:15 PM
She was so excited to see an American fulfill his destiny. Sure, I’ve seen them on TV but for one to come into my restaurant and observe him in the wild…
July 24, 2025 at 6:01 PM
How many you think you’d get?
July 24, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I assume this was right after PCA almost ran into Tucker?
July 16, 2025 at 3:28 AM
July 13, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Reposted by Zach Sanderson
"Prayerfully, I must report that my biblical husband has offended carnally against our covenant at the airport Radisson with Hayleigh from his office. Rest assured that this will not obstruct my divinely ordained work to replace all public education with videos of old Dr. Phil episodes."
July 10, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I’ve been hearing a lot of chatter about bank operating hours for the Internet. Perhaps closed on Sunday like a danged Chick-fil-a
July 10, 2025 at 10:34 AM
I JUST watched this episode of Seinfeld. That salad bar’s got “nuttin’ on your mutton”
July 8, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Another scernario I perversely enjoy is busting Photo Mechanic out around civilians and them seeing me fly through a bunch of photos and then filtering to a selection super fast. They’re all “what about that one?” And I’m like “here’s a full slideshow.” Weirdly magical
July 3, 2025 at 11:04 AM
I caught up with this one (finally) and I am happy to report: that was exactly the Gauntlet noise I was picturing
July 1, 2025 at 1:05 PM