Zach Sanderson
@zachsanderson.bsky.social
It’s either waiting at baggage claim with Yao Ming and our wives or having Arnold Schwarzenegger wield a sword 5 feet away from me
July 17, 2025 at 10:10 PM
It’s either waiting at baggage claim with Yao Ming and our wives or having Arnold Schwarzenegger wield a sword 5 feet away from me
Reposted by Zach Sanderson
"Prayerfully, I must report that my biblical husband has offended carnally against our covenant at the airport Radisson with Hayleigh from his office. Rest assured that this will not obstruct my divinely ordained work to replace all public education with videos of old Dr. Phil episodes."
July 10, 2025 at 9:26 PM
"Prayerfully, I must report that my biblical husband has offended carnally against our covenant at the airport Radisson with Hayleigh from his office. Rest assured that this will not obstruct my divinely ordained work to replace all public education with videos of old Dr. Phil episodes."
I went whale watching today so of course this was playing in my head the entire time
youtu.be/6RnAHfTLq44?...
youtu.be/6RnAHfTLq44?...
Tail Slaps 2024
YouTube video by Pacific Life
youtu.be
June 11, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I went whale watching today so of course this was playing in my head the entire time
youtu.be/6RnAHfTLq44?...
youtu.be/6RnAHfTLq44?...
Too many people are willing to take advice from people who are able to open up their front-facing camera and talk into it
April 29, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Too many people are willing to take advice from people who are able to open up their front-facing camera and talk into it
Sure, we live in real dumb times, but remember when we communicated every stupid thing we cared about via magnetic ribbons on our cars?
February 28, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Sure, we live in real dumb times, but remember when we communicated every stupid thing we cared about via magnetic ribbons on our cars?
Reposted by Zach Sanderson
This is rage-inducing...
1. Progressive movement builds
2. Reactionary and right wing voices incite a backlash based on strawmen and bad faith fearmongering
3. Backlash goes too far; bad shit happens
4. Reactionary and right wing voices blame progressives
1. Progressive movement builds
2. Reactionary and right wing voices incite a backlash based on strawmen and bad faith fearmongering
3. Backlash goes too far; bad shit happens
4. Reactionary and right wing voices blame progressives
First, the activist ‘overreach’ mostly consisted of low-stakes, cherry-picked anecdotes. The police were not defunded. Words were not banned. White men were not barred from college.
The backlash is responding to the *possibility* of social change, not actual change.
The backlash is responding to the *possibility* of social change, not actual change.
February 11, 2025 at 7:41 PM
This is rage-inducing...
1. Progressive movement builds
2. Reactionary and right wing voices incite a backlash based on strawmen and bad faith fearmongering
3. Backlash goes too far; bad shit happens
4. Reactionary and right wing voices blame progressives
1. Progressive movement builds
2. Reactionary and right wing voices incite a backlash based on strawmen and bad faith fearmongering
3. Backlash goes too far; bad shit happens
4. Reactionary and right wing voices blame progressives
All my friends that left Twitter are just spending their days sharing Instagram reel videos of screenshots of banger tweets
January 5, 2025 at 4:42 PM
All my friends that left Twitter are just spending their days sharing Instagram reel videos of screenshots of banger tweets
Sure, lady at the polling place handing out pamphlets while your child screams in my ear, I’ll vote No on Issue 1
November 7, 2023 at 3:30 PM
Sure, lady at the polling place handing out pamphlets while your child screams in my ear, I’ll vote No on Issue 1
Is it a syndrome if you are an imposter?
November 5, 2023 at 4:48 PM
Is it a syndrome if you are an imposter?