Zach Raknerud
zachrak.bsky.social
Zach Raknerud
@zachrak.bsky.social
E Pluribus Unum
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🏈 GB 40 - 40 DAL
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This game has a 100.00% chance of ending in Scorigami.
September 29, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Hey so has anyone called out Cenk Uygur of @theyoungturks.bsky.social for how otherworldly wrong he was, yet? It's almost impressive.
March 17, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Just watched all of @thecharliekirk.bsky.social on @gavinnewsom.bsky.social's new podcast. That was the biggest own-goal possibly in history. Gavin really can't advocate for the left of center. I could have done better not getting dog-walked by Kirk as a random Democrat in ND. youtu.be/9XJ6rQDRKGA
And, This Is Charlie Kirk | This is Gavin Newsom
YouTube video by This is Gavin Newsom
youtu.be
March 9, 2025 at 2:07 AM
This dude is gonna walk back the tariffs on Canada & Mexico at the #jointsession and then claim a fake victory, isn't he?
March 5, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I for one am actually super pumped to spend my $2.12 on a small Coca-Cola Freestyle soft drink in exchange for taking the cop of financial crimes off the beat. #CFPB
February 12, 2025 at 4:27 AM
One of Donald Trump's only 'Larry David "ehhhhh"' picks is his Secretary of Labor. Pay close attention on who this post goes to. If to an industry goon, which I'm betting it will be, it will effectively nullify the decent Secretary.

Also, screw Manchin & Sinema. TY for the reminder that you suck. 🙄
December 11, 2024 at 11:34 PM
Grammarly has been a helpful tool in cleaning up my grad school papers, but I don't appreciate its dislike of the word cognizant. No, Grammarly... I will not replace it. It's fine. I like it.. 😠
December 11, 2024 at 10:53 PM
Zuckerberg.........
December 11, 2024 at 6:53 PM
Reposted by Zach Raknerud
Tulsi Gabbard searching the ocean for Bashar Al-Assad could be Moana 3.
December 8, 2024 at 2:30 PM
Dems should lean into celebrity for this post and ditch seniority promotion. Connolly claims "more experience", but we are in a brand new world I.E. Presidential immunity for anything resembling an official act. We need people to pay attention. @aoc.bsky.social has a much better shot to prompt that.
AOC Seeks House Post That Would Make Her a Top Foil to Trump
After years of challenging her party from the left, Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, a New York Democrat, announced a bid to join its leadership ranks in Congress.
www.nytimes.com
December 7, 2024 at 10:05 PM
Last night, I got to experience a #gaming moment I've been waiting ten years for. I had forgotten that the original #Halo came out on PC in 2003. Some random person made a VR mod for it this week.

I got to ride a pelican into The Silent Cartographer mission. It was nostalgia overload. 🤣
December 7, 2024 at 2:48 PM
Sure, abolish the Department of Education. What could go wrong? They don't primarily operate to funnel resources to local and state governments, right? North Dakota will be fine, right?

Oh.

Want to look at your state? Check it out here:

www.ed.gov/sites/ed/fil...
December 7, 2024 at 12:36 AM
Reposted by Zach Raknerud
Ugh FINE I'll show up to work "sober" to lead the department of defense. YES without "sexually assaulting" everyone, christ anything else?
December 5, 2024 at 2:17 PM
It may be valuable for the DNC to think long and hard about how the first thing in a while to unite Americans is the brutal murder of a health insurance CEO.

Healthcare was very rarely discussed in the 2024 election. That needs to change. It is a fundamentally broken system financially. Speak it!
Social Media Has Little Sympathy for Murdered Health Insurance Exec
Americans on social media showed virtually no sympathy for the apparently targeted killing of UnitedHealthcare's CEO by mystery gunman in New York.
www.rollingstone.com
December 5, 2024 at 1:01 PM
Why do short-form video creators insist on making the end of their reel loop into the beginning? I'm not going to watch it again. 😂
December 4, 2024 at 9:50 PM
My wife on December 3rd: "Not having the Christmas tree up is making me anxious..."

*Puts it up late into the night, delaying our toddler's bedtime*

My wife on March 12th with the Christmas tree still up: 😊
December 4, 2024 at 4:28 PM
Reposted by Zach Raknerud
I’ll support any DNC chair who’s willing to stop playing chess in a mortal kombat match
December 4, 2024 at 3:49 AM
Pardoning the J6ers is infinitely more controversial than Hunter. He was convicted of crimes (and still admits guilt in pardon) that wouldn't be pursued in any other case. The 11 year blanket is to slam the door shut from the shenanigans of 47's sycophants after Congress turned up nothing for years.
December 4, 2024 at 2:07 PM
Honest question, Republicans always talk about "burdensome regulation" on things like energy... Has anyone ever seen them mention specifics even once? 🤔
December 4, 2024 at 1:49 PM
Don't leave us Android folks out! This should just be standard with a long press of end call 😂
They need to add an iPhone feature where you can end a call with the effect of slamming down a landline phone (with the *BANG* sound and that little ring)
December 4, 2024 at 1:36 PM
Despite the election results, I will never forget the brazen criminality of Donald Trump and his team after the 2020 election. The evidence is extensive. I can't blame people for not knowing. Our media and justice system failed. Now, we live with the consequences and must fight back. ✊
December 4, 2024 at 1:31 PM