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Zach
@zachified.bsky.social
Living on this giant rock, one day at a time.
Remember to protect your 🧠
#mentalhealthmatters
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Dang Cody… You older than I thought you were (jk 😋)
September 30, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Yaaaaayy!! Proud and so immensely happy for you Cody! 😊😁
September 18, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Doubt you’ll want me on your team lol (There is not one athletic bone in my body 😅)
September 18, 2025 at 9:26 AM
September 10, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Thanks! 😊

Used this as my reason to finally subscribe to your Patreon! (Turned on rebill while I was at it! 🙃)
September 5, 2025 at 5:15 PM
You got this Cody! Just set proper boundaries with them! Wishing you all the fun on that trip! I’ve never been rafting but always been interested. 😊
two men are hugging each other in a grocery store aisle .
ALT: two men are hugging each other in a grocery store aisle .
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August 28, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Indeed you are Mister Good Lookin 😉😋
a poster that says gold is the way
ALT: a poster that says gold is the way
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August 28, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Did you find the pot of gold? 😯
August 28, 2025 at 11:02 PM
This post isn’t too brag or gloat!

I wanted a record to show myself future self how proud past him was of how hard he’s worked in life to get to this point ☺️
August 27, 2025 at 9:56 PM
If you need me, I’ll be 😴, past 2 hours took so much energy out of me… 🫩
patrick star from spongebob squarepants is talking on a phone in front of a sign that says order here
Alt: patrick star from spongebob squarepants is talking on a phone in front of a sign that says order here which is supposed to represent what the post’s author really wanted to do after he was transferred for a third time 🥲
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August 24, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Had one agent where neither of us could understand the other so he hung up the phone and another agent put me on hold for 10+ min to figure out what is the best step to move forward and he hung up the phone as well… (It wasn’t on my end, I live right by a 5G tower 🥲)
August 24, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Oh well shoulda known to not let my heart open a little bit, cuz it gets hurt every dang time… 🫠 One day I will learn to guard my heart just enough so hopefully whenever the right one appears in my life my heart isn’t frozen shut… 🙃
a heart made of ice with icicles hanging off of it
ALT: a heart made of ice with icicles hanging off of it
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August 22, 2025 at 5:36 PM
The most recent example of this, was me thinking I’m special to him (my fault not his) and while I was trying to coordinate us meeting up tonight, he sends me a message saying he’ll talk w/ me in a bit cuz he was “getting hands and things put in his mouth” 🫥 🥸
August 22, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Oh no!! I blame Starbies for them going out of business… And they don’t even have good beans 😭
August 21, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Also where have been?! I didn’t know you were partnered for a bit! 🥲
August 20, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I’m so sorry Cody! Working out can def help keep the sadness away! 🫂
August 20, 2025 at 11:45 PM
You got this Cody! 💪💪😊
August 20, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Hey Stranger! Hope you’ve been doing well and have an awesome upcoming school year! 😊

🤞 no extremely difficult kids 😅
August 20, 2025 at 12:16 AM