Zach
@zachified.bsky.social
Living on this giant rock, one day at a time.
Remember to protect your 🧠
#mentalhealthmatters
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Remember to protect your 🧠
#mentalhealthmatters
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Happy Gotcha Day Sweet Girl!
September 25, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Happy Gotcha Day Sweet Girl!
Dang… This whole time I’ve been lied to about being an Aquarius 😆
What am I going to do about my Aquarius tattoo now 😋
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What am I going to do about my Aquarius tattoo now 😋
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Your Zodiac Sign Is 2,000 Years Out of Date (Gift Article)
Over millennia, our view of the stars has shifted, because of Earth’s wobble. It may be time to rethink your sign.
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September 10, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Dang… This whole time I’ve been lied to about being an Aquarius 😆
What am I going to do about my Aquarius tattoo now 😋
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What am I going to do about my Aquarius tattoo now 😋
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Why did another resident take my package from the package room…
I mean I get it… I’m not the only one out here with post acne marks, but can we at least split the serum! 🥲
I mean I get it… I’m not the only one out here with post acne marks, but can we at least split the serum! 🥲
August 28, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Why did another resident take my package from the package room…
I mean I get it… I’m not the only one out here with post acne marks, but can we at least split the serum! 🥲
I mean I get it… I’m not the only one out here with post acne marks, but can we at least split the serum! 🥲
I did a thing… 👉👈 My bank account said it’ll stop hating me in 60 months. 😆
August 27, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I did a thing… 👉👈 My bank account said it’ll stop hating me in 60 months. 😆
Just got off the phone with @UPS customer support… What ended up taking 5 min max for the right agent help me was the ending of a combined hour and 56 min call between back to back calls. I got transferred 7 times (4 of which went back and forth between the same two departments)
August 24, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Just got off the phone with @UPS customer support… What ended up taking 5 min max for the right agent help me was the ending of a combined hour and 56 min call between back to back calls. I got transferred 7 times (4 of which went back and forth between the same two departments)
I don’t go out that much… But every now and then I stumble upon someone I really want to invest my time in to build a relationship (whether friendly or romantic)… It never works out tbfr
August 22, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I don’t go out that much… But every now and then I stumble upon someone I really want to invest my time in to build a relationship (whether friendly or romantic)… It never works out tbfr
Didn’t sleep a wink last night… Tried to tough it out at work and failed miserably… Shoulda guessed not sleeping hinders my ability to read legal documents… The amount of times I just flat out spaced out in the middle of reading today is crazy 🫠
a cartoon of spongebob saying `` me this morning '' while looking out a window .
ALT: a cartoon of spongebob saying `` me this morning '' while looking out a window .
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August 22, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Didn’t sleep a wink last night… Tried to tough it out at work and failed miserably… Shoulda guessed not sleeping hinders my ability to read legal documents… The amount of times I just flat out spaced out in the middle of reading today is crazy 🫠
I just woke up from a nap and glanced at my phone. To my horror, it read 7:32. Instantly, I panicked, convinced that I had overslept and would be late for work. However, it took me a full 10-15 minutes before I realized that it was actually the evening. 😭
August 14, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I just woke up from a nap and glanced at my phone. To my horror, it read 7:32. Instantly, I panicked, convinced that I had overslept and would be late for work. However, it took me a full 10-15 minutes before I realized that it was actually the evening. 😭
I made my first “adult purchase” this past Monday! 😋
a little boy is driving a red toy car down the street .
ALT: a little boy is driving a red toy car down the street .
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August 13, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I made my first “adult purchase” this past Monday! 😋
POV: when the system I rely on for work has been broken for weeks (I’ve been told the code may have collapsed in on itself, idk how that’s possible…) and the mountain of sleep debt I’ve accrued is starting to make me lose it 🫠
August 13, 2025 at 6:47 PM
POV: when the system I rely on for work has been broken for weeks (I’ve been told the code may have collapsed in on itself, idk how that’s possible…) and the mountain of sleep debt I’ve accrued is starting to make me lose it 🫠
Current jam is Your Idol by the Saja Boys! Love it!! K-pop Demon Hunters was such a good movie! Was not expecting myself to like it as much as I did 😆
August 5, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Current jam is Your Idol by the Saja Boys! Love it!! K-pop Demon Hunters was such a good movie! Was not expecting myself to like it as much as I did 😆
Still having issues with the system I use to work… Thanks to all the IT and DevOps at my company spending so much time trying to fix the issue. 🙏
August 5, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Still having issues with the system I use to work… Thanks to all the IT and DevOps at my company spending so much time trying to fix the issue. 🙏
Did I decide to embrace my inner child and purchase the new SpongeBob stamps from my local post office? Yes! And I regret nothing! 😆
August 2, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Did I decide to embrace my inner child and purchase the new SpongeBob stamps from my local post office? Yes! And I regret nothing! 😆
One of those days where the system I use for work is struggling to load anything… While I wait for IT to “spin up new servers” I’m going to read my new Alexis Hall book! 😏
July 30, 2025 at 5:37 PM
One of those days where the system I use for work is struggling to load anything… While I wait for IT to “spin up new servers” I’m going to read my new Alexis Hall book! 😏
Ooooh I hate how easy it is for people to ghost others. Men ghost me whether the intention for talking is romantic or friendly… Perhaps one day I’ll be able to form at least a friendship thru the internet! 😵💫
July 29, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Ooooh I hate how easy it is for people to ghost others. Men ghost me whether the intention for talking is romantic or friendly… Perhaps one day I’ll be able to form at least a friendship thru the internet! 😵💫
She’s not accepting meetings right now unless you come with treats and belly rubs. Business hours? Unknown. Vibes? Immaculate.
#catposting #tortietude #blueskycats
#catposting #tortietude #blueskycats
July 26, 2025 at 12:04 AM
She’s not accepting meetings right now unless you come with treats and belly rubs. Business hours? Unknown. Vibes? Immaculate.
#catposting #tortietude #blueskycats
#catposting #tortietude #blueskycats
Feeling really thankful today. After finishing the roller coaster ride that was college back in December, I moved into my own place with no job, no stability, with the hope that something would come together.
July 25, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Feeling really thankful today. After finishing the roller coaster ride that was college back in December, I moved into my own place with no job, no stability, with the hope that something would come together.
1,000 adventures later 🧭
I found Finch during a dark time, I was reeling from my first heartbreak and barely getting through each day. It became my anchor.
Thanks August for the last 1K adventures. Here’s to the next 1K with more joy, less heartbreak, and maybe a few naps. 😆
#MentalHealthAwareness
I found Finch during a dark time, I was reeling from my first heartbreak and barely getting through each day. It became my anchor.
Thanks August for the last 1K adventures. Here’s to the next 1K with more joy, less heartbreak, and maybe a few naps. 😆
#MentalHealthAwareness
July 25, 2025 at 11:37 PM
1,000 adventures later 🧭
I found Finch during a dark time, I was reeling from my first heartbreak and barely getting through each day. It became my anchor.
Thanks August for the last 1K adventures. Here’s to the next 1K with more joy, less heartbreak, and maybe a few naps. 😆
#MentalHealthAwareness
I found Finch during a dark time, I was reeling from my first heartbreak and barely getting through each day. It became my anchor.
Thanks August for the last 1K adventures. Here’s to the next 1K with more joy, less heartbreak, and maybe a few naps. 😆
#MentalHealthAwareness
Oop two icons of my childhood are gonna be a family now 🥹
January 6, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Oop two icons of my childhood are gonna be a family now 🥹
Why is practically every profile BlueSky recommends me from Salt Lake City?! 😭
Is it a sign I need to move there?? 🤔
Is it a sign I need to move there?? 🤔
January 5, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Why is practically every profile BlueSky recommends me from Salt Lake City?! 😭
Is it a sign I need to move there?? 🤔
Is it a sign I need to move there?? 🤔
Oops, I interrupted her tea party…
January 4, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Oops, I interrupted her tea party…
Will I regret putting my keys in my suitcase so I could have an AirTag inside since the battery died for the one already there? Find out on the next episode!
December 24, 2024 at 4:12 PM
Will I regret putting my keys in my suitcase so I could have an AirTag inside since the battery died for the one already there? Find out on the next episode!
This was my fav Xmas movie growing up! I wish I could go back to the days of watching this on ABC during the holidays w/o a care in the world! 🥲
December 24, 2024 at 2:49 AM
This was my fav Xmas movie growing up! I wish I could go back to the days of watching this on ABC during the holidays w/o a care in the world! 🥲
Just watch Red One! It’s so cute!! 😁
December 24, 2024 at 12:59 AM
Just watch Red One! It’s so cute!! 😁