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Zach
@zachified.bsky.social
Living on this giant rock, one day at a time.
Remember to protect your 🧠
#mentalhealthmatters
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Happy Gotcha Day Sweet Girl!
September 25, 2025 at 2:17 AM
September 10, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I did a thing… 👉👈 My bank account said it’ll stop hating me in 60 months. 😆
August 27, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Of course, my realization only came after I panicked about why I couldn’t recall the night before (tonight). I was confused why no one was online on Teams, and was just a few moments away from sending a manager a message requesting a sick day because I knew I wouldn’t be productive.
August 14, 2025 at 12:05 AM
POV: when the system I rely on for work has been broken for weeks (I’ve been told the code may have collapsed in on itself, idk how that’s possible…) and the mountain of sleep debt I’ve accrued is starting to make me lose it 🫠
August 13, 2025 at 6:47 PM
She’s not accepting meetings right now unless you come with treats and belly rubs. Business hours? Unknown. Vibes? Immaculate.
#catposting #tortietude #blueskycats
July 26, 2025 at 12:04 AM
1,000 adventures later 🧭

I found Finch during a dark time, I was reeling from my first heartbreak and barely getting through each day. It became my anchor.

Thanks August for the last 1K adventures. Here’s to the next 1K with more joy, less heartbreak, and maybe a few naps. 😆
#MentalHealthAwareness
July 25, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Oops, I interrupted her tea party…
January 4, 2025 at 7:09 PM
This was my fav Xmas movie growing up! I wish I could go back to the days of watching this on ABC during the holidays w/o a care in the world! 🥲
December 24, 2024 at 2:49 AM
I'm officially college-educated! 🎓
December 19, 2024 at 4:22 AM
Yeah that’s about right lmao
December 18, 2024 at 1:51 AM
I haven’t shopped irl either and I’m content with the fact that I don’t have to deal with crowds like these! 😂
November 29, 2024 at 2:05 PM
She’s an only child (is it obvious 🤭)
November 24, 2024 at 4:53 PM
At least I’m not the only one excited that it’s almost Friday.
November 15, 2024 at 3:15 AM