Zach Funk
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Zach Funk
@zachfunk.bsky.social
Stand up, storyteller, mental health advocate, big ol' nerd. Brains are weird yo.

https://zachfunk.bandcamp.com/album/brains-are-weird
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December 3, 2025 at 11:46 PM
“I was repeatedly assured the beans were magic,” stated one serf podcaster
October 6, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Also we now know the “would you go back in time and kill Hitler” isn’t a hypothetical question for him.
October 6, 2025 at 2:10 PM
I’ll see you all on Jan 6 2026 outside of the City Paper offices for a day of love, unity and minor to serious treason! Until then…courage.
September 17, 2025 at 4:33 PM
But the campaign doesn’t stop here! Rudy Giuliani is currently roaming Southside is a drunken haze looking for evidence of fraud! To be clear he was in Southside already and I slipped him a DEPRESSION IS PROPAGANDA t-shirt in exchange for his services.
September 17, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Dracula did nothing wrong.
September 15, 2025 at 10:26 PM
It’s a real joy when I can recognize individual laughter in the larger crowd. Big noticeable laughers you know who you are and you are so loved.
September 15, 2025 at 7:24 PM
One quote stands out above the rest.

“We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.”
September 13, 2025 at 5:38 PM