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Zach Funk
@zachfunk.bsky.social
Stand up, storyteller, mental health advocate, big ol' nerd. Brains are weird yo.

https://zachfunk.bandcamp.com/album/brains-are-weird
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Catch me on this fantastic lineup tomorrow down in the strip district! #pittsburgh #standup #localcomedy
October 17, 2025 at 2:27 PM
October 4, 2025 at 3:46 PM
So, so excited to be part of the Chipped Ham Comedy Jam this year! Don’t miss headliner Bailey Pope she’s hilarious and we’ve been on festivals together before. This will be a great show you don’t want to miss. Tickets are moving fast so get them now at www.eventbrite.com/e/the-chippe...
September 26, 2025 at 2:51 PM
It’s #nationalbatmanday so here’s the first joke off my 2019 stand up album Brains Are Weird which can be found all over the net. Keep an eye out for the follow up album FARCE later this year.
September 20, 2025 at 7:38 PM
WE DID IT! Two 2nd place votes in the City Paper best of! I’d like to thank everyone who supported me and spread the misinformation that I’m the best local comedian and L2L is the best charity event. Despite all evidence to the contrary we stood together to deny facts like proper 2025 Americans!
September 17, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Brian Kilmeade’s apology for saying the homeless and mentally ill should be forcibly put down has very strong Dennis Reynolds energy.

“I i- i- i-i-i- I I just need you to see me as i-i-i- i- as I am. I need this. I need this from you. i-i-I...I need this from you, please.”
September 14, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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Vote Funk! He’s been patched for the Y2K bug don’t worry.
August 18, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Like this joke? Want more stuff like it?

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Vote for me as best local comedian and Living to Laugh best charity event at posting.pghcitypaper.com/pittsburgh/B...

#standup #standupcomedians #standupcomedy #pittsburgh
August 16, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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If you’re not dreaming of voting Zach Funk best local comedian and living to laugh best charity event you’re not voting hard enough
August 8, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Faster than an eroding constitution, more powerful than a U-Haul…

#DeanCain #Superman #ICE
August 6, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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Jason is a stickler for grammar. All those teens had it coming for their improper language use. Vote Zach Funk best local comedian and cheer Jason up. He’d also appreciate you voting Living to Laugh best charity event.
#pittsburgh
August 6, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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Not only is Zach Funk your best choice for best local comedian he’s the only option that truly fits the category. Every other option would get you a big red X on the screen and an angry buzzer noise. Also toss a vote to Living to Laugh for best charity event
August 5, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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Did I do the football right?
August 4, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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Test your might and vote Zach Funk because even if I’m not the best local comedian I am the only grammatically correct option because comedian is singular and for some reason City Paper lumps stand up with improv and sketch which are totally different things
August 3, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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I’m in the finals for best local comedian in Pittsburgh City Paper! And because they for some reason lump sketch, improv and stand up together I’m the only stand up! A vote for me is a vote for stand up!

Also please vote Living to Laugh best charity event
August 2, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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WE DID IT! And because they lump stand up, improv and sketch together I’m the only stand up. That’s right I’m the only hope for local stand up.

We are living in truly dark times. Vote once a day in the name of stand up!
August 1, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Don’t be like Alucard! Just use the link below to vote Zach Funk best local comedian not because he is but for promotional purposes.

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#Pittsburgh #standup
July 21, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I don’t need to watch The Gilded Age. I live it.
July 20, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Voting Zach Funk is better than an all night Goldeneye session

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July 19, 2025 at 5:56 PM
If you see this, post a pic from your device without context
July 19, 2025 at 2:05 PM
War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength. Zach Funk is the best comedian in Pittsburgh.

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#standup #standupcomedy #pittsburgh
July 16, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Are you a bad enough dude to vote Zach Funk best local comedian not because he is but to help promote his upcoming album recording?

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#standup #standupcomedy #pittsburgh
July 15, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Best comic in Pittsburgh? Sure that’s debatable. However I was the first comic to arrive for a taping of a series of online only advertisements for a nationally famous sandwich chain and punctuality has to count for something right?

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#standup #pittsburgh
July 13, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Voting! Do it while you can because we’re in a collapsing society! Voting Zach Funk best comic and Living to Laugh best charity event won’t fix dystopia but it’ll make me smile.

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#standup #standupcomedy #pittsburgh
July 12, 2025 at 4:56 PM