Zach Funk
@zachfunk.bsky.social
Stand up, storyteller, mental health advocate, big ol' nerd. Brains are weird yo.
https://zachfunk.bandcamp.com/album/brains-are-weird
https://zachfunk.bandcamp.com/album/brains-are-weird
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IT’S EXTRA LIFE GAME DAY! Join Joe and I in our 24 hour stream to raise money to buy games and gaming equipment for Pittsburgh Children’s Hospital! Check the link for the stream and to donate! Share this post if you see it please!
IT’S EXTRA LIFE GAME DAY! Join Joe and I in our 24 hour stream to raise money to buy games and gaming equipment for Pittsburgh Children’s Hospital! Check the link for the stream and to donate! Share this post if you see it please!
Extra Life | Change Kids' Health, Change the Future
I'm raising funds with #EXTRALIFE for kids treated at my Children's Miracle Network Hospitals! I need your help to reach my fundraising goal. Please donate today to change kids' health.
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November 8, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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IT’S EXTRA LIFE GAME DAY! Join Joe and I in our 24 hour stream to raise money to buy games and gaming equipment for Pittsburgh Children’s Hospital! Check the link for the stream and to donate! Share this post if you see it please!
IT’S EXTRA LIFE GAME DAY! Join Joe and I in our 24 hour stream to raise money to buy games and gaming equipment for Pittsburgh Children’s Hospital! Check the link for the stream and to donate! Share this post if you see it please!
Hey wrestling nerds I was recently a guest on the Grit & Glitter podcast where we did a mock draft of the AEW women’s division as if we were creating our own AEW women’s tv show. I had an absolute blast and everyone picked great rosters. Check it out at gritglitterpod.podbean.com/e/the-aew-dr...
The AEW Draft | Grit & Glitter
Harley and Em are joined by returning guests Moni Garcia and Zach Funk for the AEW draft!
6 years of elite women are up for grabs as they take turns drafting wrestlers in categories like Gold Standard...
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October 25, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Hey wrestling nerds I was recently a guest on the Grit & Glitter podcast where we did a mock draft of the AEW women’s division as if we were creating our own AEW women’s tv show. I had an absolute blast and everyone picked great rosters. Check it out at gritglitterpod.podbean.com/e/the-aew-dr...
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Catch me on this fantastic lineup tomorrow down in the strip district! #pittsburgh #standup #localcomedy
Catch me on this fantastic lineup tomorrow down in the strip district! #pittsburgh #standup #localcomedy
October 17, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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Catch me on this fantastic lineup tomorrow down in the strip district! #pittsburgh #standup #localcomedy
Catch me on this fantastic lineup tomorrow down in the strip district! #pittsburgh #standup #localcomedy
Trump has claimed he warned Pete Hegseth about Bin Laden one year before 9/11 and people are saying oh he has dementia and they couldn’t be more wrong. As a non consecutive two time POTUS Trump has access to Grover Cleveland’s Time Machine AND DID NOTHING TO STOP 9/11 other than tell a random drunk.
October 6, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Trump has claimed he warned Pete Hegseth about Bin Laden one year before 9/11 and people are saying oh he has dementia and they couldn’t be more wrong. As a non consecutive two time POTUS Trump has access to Grover Cleveland’s Time Machine AND DID NOTHING TO STOP 9/11 other than tell a random drunk.
Fun fact comics working Mussolini’s comedy festival were paid in caster oil drink tickets.
September 28, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Fun fact comics working Mussolini’s comedy festival were paid in caster oil drink tickets.
So, so excited to be part of the Chipped Ham Comedy Jam this year! Don’t miss headliner Bailey Pope she’s hilarious and we’ve been on festivals together before. This will be a great show you don’t want to miss. Tickets are moving fast so get them now at www.eventbrite.com/e/the-chippe...
September 26, 2025 at 2:51 PM
So, so excited to be part of the Chipped Ham Comedy Jam this year! Don’t miss headliner Bailey Pope she’s hilarious and we’ve been on festivals together before. This will be a great show you don’t want to miss. Tickets are moving fast so get them now at www.eventbrite.com/e/the-chippe...
As someone who grew up in Lancaster county PA I promise you the Amish are not free of autism regardless of what the glorious leader and his court alchemist say.
No neurotypical could plan a barn raising I promise you.
No neurotypical could plan a barn raising I promise you.
September 23, 2025 at 12:35 AM
As someone who grew up in Lancaster county PA I promise you the Amish are not free of autism regardless of what the glorious leader and his court alchemist say.
No neurotypical could plan a barn raising I promise you.
No neurotypical could plan a barn raising I promise you.
I don’t think people should be shot and killed for their ideas. Hell I’m against the death penalty.
However if some people could hurry up and die peacefully and naturally in bed surrounded by loved ones the world would be a much better place.
However if some people could hurry up and die peacefully and naturally in bed surrounded by loved ones the world would be a much better place.
September 21, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I don’t think people should be shot and killed for their ideas. Hell I’m against the death penalty.
However if some people could hurry up and die peacefully and naturally in bed surrounded by loved ones the world would be a much better place.
However if some people could hurry up and die peacefully and naturally in bed surrounded by loved ones the world would be a much better place.
I don’t know where this rumor that the Rapture is happening on Tuesday night but I host a comedy open mic Tuesday nights so it’s reassuring to know I won’t miss anyone at the mic regardless.
September 21, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I don’t know where this rumor that the Rapture is happening on Tuesday night but I host a comedy open mic Tuesday nights so it’s reassuring to know I won’t miss anyone at the mic regardless.
It’s #nationalbatmanday so here’s the first joke off my 2019 stand up album Brains Are Weird which can be found all over the net. Keep an eye out for the follow up album FARCE later this year.
September 20, 2025 at 7:38 PM
It’s #nationalbatmanday so here’s the first joke off my 2019 stand up album Brains Are Weird which can be found all over the net. Keep an eye out for the follow up album FARCE later this year.
WE DID IT! Two 2nd place votes in the City Paper best of! I’d like to thank everyone who supported me and spread the misinformation that I’m the best local comedian and L2L is the best charity event. Despite all evidence to the contrary we stood together to deny facts like proper 2025 Americans!
September 17, 2025 at 4:33 PM
WE DID IT! Two 2nd place votes in the City Paper best of! I’d like to thank everyone who supported me and spread the misinformation that I’m the best local comedian and L2L is the best charity event. Despite all evidence to the contrary we stood together to deny facts like proper 2025 Americans!
Hey folks I just got to listen to the first cut of the FARCE recording and holy crap am I excited for when it releases.
Big thanks to everyone who came and helped make it a successful recording.
Big thanks to everyone who came and helped make it a successful recording.
September 15, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Hey folks I just got to listen to the first cut of the FARCE recording and holy crap am I excited for when it releases.
Big thanks to everyone who came and helped make it a successful recording.
Big thanks to everyone who came and helped make it a successful recording.
Brian Kilmeade’s apology for saying the homeless and mentally ill should be forcibly put down has very strong Dennis Reynolds energy.
“I i- i- i-i-i- I I just need you to see me as i-i-i- i- as I am. I need this. I need this from you. i-i-I...I need this from you, please.”
“I i- i- i-i-i- I I just need you to see me as i-i-i- i- as I am. I need this. I need this from you. i-i-I...I need this from you, please.”
September 14, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Brian Kilmeade’s apology for saying the homeless and mentally ill should be forcibly put down has very strong Dennis Reynolds energy.
“I i- i- i-i-i- I I just need you to see me as i-i-i- i- as I am. I need this. I need this from you. i-i-I...I need this from you, please.”
“I i- i- i-i-i- I I just need you to see me as i-i-i- i- as I am. I need this. I need this from you. i-i-I...I need this from you, please.”
With everything going on in the wake of Kirk’s shooting I’ve been thinking about Vonnegut’s Mother Night. In the book a man goes undercover as a Nazi propagandist and is unfortunately very, very good at his job.
September 13, 2025 at 5:38 PM
With everything going on in the wake of Kirk’s shooting I’ve been thinking about Vonnegut’s Mother Night. In the book a man goes undercover as a Nazi propagandist and is unfortunately very, very good at his job.
There was a little kid running down the hallway at the mall yelling “MY DAD IS A BOY MY DAD IS A BOY”
I can’t believe how young these kids are being indoctrinated by an agenda…
I can’t believe how young these kids are being indoctrinated by an agenda…
September 1, 2025 at 11:53 PM
There was a little kid running down the hallway at the mall yelling “MY DAD IS A BOY MY DAD IS A BOY”
I can’t believe how young these kids are being indoctrinated by an agenda…
I can’t believe how young these kids are being indoctrinated by an agenda…
August 18, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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August 16, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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I’ve never liked the phrase “let Jesus take the wheel”.
Son of God or not the man likely never operated a steering wheel controlled vehicle in his life.
Or three days after his life for that matter.
Son of God or not the man likely never operated a steering wheel controlled vehicle in his life.
Or three days after his life for that matter.
August 9, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I’ve never liked the phrase “let Jesus take the wheel”.
Son of God or not the man likely never operated a steering wheel controlled vehicle in his life.
Or three days after his life for that matter.
Son of God or not the man likely never operated a steering wheel controlled vehicle in his life.
Or three days after his life for that matter.
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If you’re not dreaming of voting Zach Funk best local comedian and living to laugh best charity event you’re not voting hard enough
If you’re not dreaming of voting Zach Funk best local comedian and living to laugh best charity event you’re not voting hard enough
August 8, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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If you’re not dreaming of voting Zach Funk best local comedian and living to laugh best charity event you’re not voting hard enough
If you’re not dreaming of voting Zach Funk best local comedian and living to laugh best charity event you’re not voting hard enough
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I can't be the only one.
August 6, 2025 at 11:08 AM
I can't be the only one.
Folks that know me know I’m not necessarily averse to change but once I find what works for me I tend to stick with it. Longtime friends can tell you I’ve had the same fashion sense since…always?
August 6, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Folks that know me know I’m not necessarily averse to change but once I find what works for me I tend to stick with it. Longtime friends can tell you I’ve had the same fashion sense since…always?
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Jason is a stickler for grammar. All those teens had it coming for their improper language use. Vote Zach Funk best local comedian and cheer Jason up. He’d also appreciate you voting Living to Laugh best charity event.
#pittsburgh
Jason is a stickler for grammar. All those teens had it coming for their improper language use. Vote Zach Funk best local comedian and cheer Jason up. He’d also appreciate you voting Living to Laugh best charity event.
#pittsburgh
August 6, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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Jason is a stickler for grammar. All those teens had it coming for their improper language use. Vote Zach Funk best local comedian and cheer Jason up. He’d also appreciate you voting Living to Laugh best charity event.
#pittsburgh
Jason is a stickler for grammar. All those teens had it coming for their improper language use. Vote Zach Funk best local comedian and cheer Jason up. He’d also appreciate you voting Living to Laugh best charity event.
#pittsburgh