Zachari
@zachari.bsky.social
Hot Tub Man #1. 7x Player Hater of the Year. Dad of 6 cats. 80% Nerd, 12% Comedian, 9% Arithmetically Challenged. I am Shrek. Former SWE. Astral. Artist. 337.
Hold on now, we are watching a master at work.
*The creamers have entered the chat*
May 20, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Hold on now, we are watching a master at work.
13 tracks and none of them specifically about backshots... okay there's a few mentions... but still, I've grown.
May 13, 2025 at 9:23 PM
13 tracks and none of them specifically about backshots... okay there's a few mentions... but still, I've grown.
The dragonball durag stays on during passive aggressive minor conflict, baby girl.
December 7, 2024 at 5:33 PM
The dragonball durag stays on during passive aggressive minor conflict, baby girl.
dry humping will make a comeback in 2025. we are so back.
December 2, 2024 at 3:23 AM
dry humping will make a comeback in 2025. we are so back.
I have 4 cats, all girls and all spoiled, so I am built for war because these hoes are INSANE.
December 1, 2024 at 3:22 AM
I have 4 cats, all girls and all spoiled, so I am built for war because these hoes are INSANE.
same for my past but also to the makers of adderall and pristiq for my present.
giving thanks to the makers of Lexapro and Wellbutrin 💕
November 28, 2024 at 2:24 PM
same for my past but also to the makers of adderall and pristiq for my present.
yeah, you like that? you love the way that I validate you without you needing to prompt it, don't you, you perfectly stable girl.
November 28, 2024 at 2:16 PM
yeah, you like that? you love the way that I validate you without you needing to prompt it, don't you, you perfectly stable girl.
this was the moment i knew my path in life. i was going to be a sex god just like Napoleon Dynamite.
For at least a portion of white people, watching Napoleon Dynamite dance to Jamiroquai was their sexual awakening.
November 28, 2024 at 2:11 PM
this was the moment i knew my path in life. i was going to be a sex god just like Napoleon Dynamite.
somewhere out there, hulk hogan is fuming that so many turkeys will be stealing his signature look tomorrow, and for that, i am very thankful.
November 27, 2024 at 9:01 PM
somewhere out there, hulk hogan is fuming that so many turkeys will be stealing his signature look tomorrow, and for that, i am very thankful.