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id be such a good unemployed wife that annoys you
this migjt be ur most cancellable take ever tbh
imagine thinking pecan pie is the goat when pumpkin is right there
Apple pie is bad. This is not really debatable. So is key lime pie, while we’re on the topic. Pecan pie is the 🐐 tho.
November 27, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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weaponize me
November 26, 2025 at 9:27 PM
batman arkham asylum is a good video game :)
November 6, 2025 at 12:19 AM
another flawless and beloved injection
October 26, 2025 at 5:53 AM
everyone should cycle this feels so good and the calories burned feels illegal
October 24, 2025 at 9:26 PM
rlly funny to me that my girlfriend and i have like opposite backstories in terms of stuff we liked as a kid, i was a warrior cats kid and liked mlp and she liked (and still likes) call of duty zombies
October 19, 2025 at 7:09 AM
i respect zyn user less and less per day, smoke cigs or shut up, the whole snus thing is so gay and has gotten gayer by loser finance guys taking them.
October 18, 2025 at 7:52 AM
some of the best bait ive seen in years, people r so gullible
October 12, 2025 at 9:58 PM
felt like shit all day yesterday
go to check thermostat before bed
its 55 f and has been all day
oh
a gray and white cat is sitting in a cage and looking at the camera .
Alt: a gray and white cat is sitting in a cage and looking at the camera .
media.tenor.com
October 8, 2025 at 5:16 PM
seeing people fall for the halimede gambit , lmao
October 5, 2025 at 12:24 AM
i love my gf (video unrelated)
October 4, 2025 at 8:51 AM
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The Japanese Mario 64 official strategy guide is an incredible thing. "Can we make little hand-made dioramas of all the levels?" "Sure, why the hell not."
October 3, 2025 at 11:29 AM
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day two of locktober. yes i'm still stuck in this finger trap, but that's immaterial to this discussion and I request privacy at this time
October 3, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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Don’t get mad at the muppets for playing the Riyadh Comedy Festival, it’s the only way they can save the theater
October 2, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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I think we should make home school illegal
September 29, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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have you seen the new python package? it's on pypi. you can literally install it with pip. set up a venv. grab it with poetry. you just use rye. run it with pipx. you can install it with uv. install uv right now. go to uv. dive into uv. you can uv it. it's on uv. uv has it for you. uv has it for you
September 26, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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Engraving two bullets with "this bullet only lies" and "this bullet only tells the truth" to really stump the FBI
September 24, 2025 at 11:48 PM
i see why yall wear docs lmao i look good asf in these
September 25, 2025 at 2:33 AM
me texting my gf
September 24, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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Soldier of the Cascadian Liberation Front enters the Oval Office (Unknown Painter, Oil on Canvas, ca. 2027)
September 22, 2025 at 12:49 PM
procecutor: “your honor does the defendent look like a danganronpa fan or not”

me: head in my hands begging the judge to take mercy on my weary soul
September 22, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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Ethnic pogroms and daylight terror, torture and death in camps, save your lectures on the strength of this regime until we find the +50,000 humans, thus far, who have been disappeared under the colors of our flag. Reparations and justice will be the proof of their weakness, nothing less.
September 21, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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mom can you pick me up they're doing a posters strike again
September 21, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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a chilling warning to america from 2004 !
September 20, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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September 20, 2025 at 1:25 AM