HL
yurithirst.bsky.social
HL
@yurithirst.bsky.social
What would barbie be like if she was raised by lesbians? 🚬
Gamer, reader & swimmer
I go to a different continent

Mastodon: https://fuckaas.space/@HL
Im over there now!
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cat tax
November 20, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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November 20, 2025 at 8:12 PM
where's my cat dot com
November 20, 2025 at 8:03 PM
sometimes, all a woman needs is cheesy bread
November 20, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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You all might know this already, but Lightning Farron and Cloud Strife are the same person
November 20, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Person who knows nothing about video games: "So what kind of games do you enjoy?"

Me: ...there is no reality in which I nail this.
November 20, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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said possible so many times in my head that i’m experiencing semantic satiation and now nothing is possible 😩
November 20, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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IN THIS ESSAY I WILL: demonstrate, with 𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘣𝘪𝘢𝘯𝘰𝘭𝘰𝘨𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭 analysis, that Blockbuster’s 2010 bankruptcy and the closure of its 2K stores constituted an act of structural homophobia.

One must recognize Blockbuster not merely as a rental chain, but as a liminal lesbian threshold-space,

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November 19, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I need like -100% tentacle shit in my horror. [or anything really]
I just can't 🤢
November 19, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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The circle of a Bethesda game:

-releasing a broken game

-the modding community fix most of the broken game and add a lot of awesome stuff

-months/years ago releasing a patch that fix 1/10 of the broken stuff while creating more and broking all mods and bc of stream you don’t have a choice
November 18, 2025 at 9:40 PM
i have a cough that sounds capable of summoning an elder god
November 19, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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Current fave out of context skeet :
tell your butt i said hi
November 18, 2025 at 9:46 PM
what.a.vibe.
November 18, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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This might be an unpopular opinion but what this baby seal is doing is very special to me, personally.
November 18, 2025 at 4:49 PM
anyone played Returnal?
November 18, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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hey babe you ok? you’ve hardly eaten any mentos today, don’t you want to be fresh and full of life?
November 18, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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I have a question. How the hell are the 30 year olds being open Nazis and dyed in the wool racists in group texts just "kids" but the children who were raped suddenly "young women."
November 18, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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November 17, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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It’s not that I don’t believe in change and redemption it’s that I haven’t seen any actions. I don’t believe people running their mouths amounts to anything.
November 17, 2025 at 12:26 PM
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whenever anyone is watching or discussing BOUND (1996) it makes me want to watch BOUND (1996)
in retrospect, you can tell the wachowskis are women from the jump because there's no way in hell straight men directed this fucking movie
November 13, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Bound, the chickflick chicks never knew they needed.
November 17, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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it’s monday
November 17, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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No guys, you don’t understand. He had to suck the deep state secrets out of Bubba.
November 15, 2025 at 5:46 PM
A wild frankie appears!

[waits for it to happen]
November 17, 2025 at 4:37 PM