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@yurei.bsky.social
Former fluffer for Dead Can Dance; backup electrician for Skinny Puppy; fka 'Playtastik' on That Other Site | nbi🥚they /
💀MDNI💀


PFP alt text: photo of a pale Starblood looking dull, lifeless, with only half my face showing for the sake of your sanity.
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I currently live my entire life around vibes and moods alone and I honestly don't recommend it.
If you read my posts you are required to imagine them spoken in Keanu Reeves' voice, Gen 1 Transformer Grimlock's voice or Lady Gaga's voice circa Bad Romance. There is no other way to read my posts.
November 19, 2025 at 9:17 AM
At long last! The Goon Cave of the Ancients has been uncovered!
November 19, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Oops sorry I like-bombed your 1000 videos. I ddn't realize we even had a video tab!😲
November 19, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Now I'm gonna to do what I like to call a "pro gamer move"**

**clean the kitchen and build something and change the litter boxes and maybe build a storage cabinet and then enjoy some cake as a treat.
November 19, 2025 at 7:16 AM
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the only slur I'm allowed to say is 'nobody likes you'
November 19, 2025 at 6:29 AM
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My favorite times on here are when I get to yuck it up with you guys about some dumb food.

I've been smiling for over 20 minutes and I really find that to be meaningful & joyous so thank you!
November 19, 2025 at 6:29 AM
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Discover your next family member: Titus, located in Little Falls, MN.

Learn more: https://www.petfinder.com/cat/titus-77563279/mn/little-falls/morrison-county-animal-humane-society-mn19/
November 19, 2025 at 6:30 AM
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Spell Tome: Reduce Toilet
November 19, 2025 at 6:30 AM
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There needs to be a montage where tech bros pitch a Peter Thiel-looking guy their ideas for monetizing kindness with stuff like wearable cameras that send your data to an AI system to rate your kindness, a blockchain for favors, and a tiresome number of social credit score apps
Dark comedy about a billionaire who hears the phrase, "Kindness costs you nothing," and drives himself insane trying to find a way to monetize kindness
November 19, 2025 at 1:21 AM
🎵CRAWLING
IN
MY
BRAAAAAIN
THIS WORM
IT WILL NOT HEEEEEL
MAYBE IT'S NOT A WORM
OR MAYBE IT REALLY ISSSS🎵
November 19, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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Hi!

My business is done.

I have amazing opportunities on New Orleans.

Teaching art at Tulane and working with several designers.

My sister started a campaign.

Any way you can share this to an art lover or someone that cares about people going out of business?

track.pstmrk.it/3/spot.fund%...
Click here to support Cindi Schultz's story *HelpMySisterFindAJobInNola
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November 19, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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Keep this in mind as we start seeing more and more large scale outages from AWS, Cloudflare, Github, etc. These are the companies hoping to increasingly automate their systems with AI
November 18, 2025 at 9:37 PM
lmao
November 19, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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Remember, remember
November 18, 2025 at 2:20 PM
starting Windows 11 aka the Blue Circle Startup Jerkle (almost always requires a restart because*drumroll* there's a mandatory update *SHOCK*)
November 19, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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🎵the best part of waking up /
is burning off your cock 🎶

✨ Folgers Mustafar Blend✨
November 18, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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obiwan: "padawan, the jedi code is about compersion & enthusiastic consent"

anakin: "relationship anarchy is a woke cuck psyop. senator palpatine says my jealousy is alpha & i force hit my wife"

obiwan: "you hit padme??"

anakin: "the darth chad does not concern itself w/ virtue-mogging lightcels"
November 18, 2025 at 6:32 AM
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Ready to add a little wag to your life? Say hello to, Rufus, located in Lawrenceburg, TN.

Learn more: https://www.petfinder.com/dog/rufus-78039595/tn/lawrenceburg/city-of-lawrenceburg-animal-control-tn777/
November 19, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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Whomst among us hasn't felt a little vacuum about snackie all done
November 18, 2025 at 7:02 AM
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sesame is 11 YEARS OLD today!!!! 🥹🩷
November 18, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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Happy Birthday to the sweetest baby gremlin in the world 🥰🥰🥰
November 18, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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A lot of people don't realize that cats benefit from being spoken to the same as a human baby. The more you talk to your cat, the more it will learn to understand you. Eevee and Vivi are only two and I can ask a few simple questions and receive a vocal response every time. Talk to your kitty!
November 18, 2025 at 7:29 PM
You'll never guess where memory is stored (hint: it's definitely in the balls)
November 18, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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Depression cure: potatoes and eggs
November 17, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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your daily reminder that christians are so suggestible they became homophobic by accident
November 17, 2025 at 8:35 PM