Yung Asparagus
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Yung Asparagus
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It. Won't. Stop. With. Immigrants.
It. Won't. Stop. With. Immigrants.
It. Won't. Stop. With. Immigrants.
It. Won't. Stop. With. Immigrants.
It. Won't. Stop. With. Immigrants.
It. Won't. Stop. With. Immigrants.
It. Won't. Stop. With. Immigrants.
It. Will. Move. On. To. The. Next. Group. He. Hates.
July 15, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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July 15, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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Scientists have released the closest images ever taken near the sun, captured by NASA’s Parker Solar Probe flying 3.8 million miles above the solar surface.

See more images of solar eruptions on the sun: wapo.st/3Irm3P3
July 15, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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July 15, 2025 at 11:24 AM
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i very much agree with @sifill.bsky.social here. the explanation that fits the evidence is that the republicans on the court fully believe in trump's vision of executive power, which itself rests on a claim of sovereignty derived from a spiritual connection to "the people"
Facing this Court
A Sober Look at What to Expect in Trump v. Casa And What We Do About It
sherrilyn.substack.com
July 16, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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There’s been zero explanation for this given but it seems exceedingly likely it’s pure retaliation for the Maine governor challenging Trump. Really sick.

www.pressherald.com/2025/03/06/s...
Social Security now requires Maine parents to visit an agency office to register newborns
The change — immediately criticized by pediatric health advocates — eliminates a program that allowed parents to fill out a form at the hospital to secure a Social Security number for their children.
www.pressherald.com
March 7, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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All I'm saying is, if you ran a campaign on democracy being at stake and democracy lost, isn't it time to be massively freaking out instead of doing this
March 7, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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Turns out a lot of people don’t want to drive a MAGA hat or a sw*stika.
Tesla’s Fortunes Fall as Musk Rises in Trump World
The CEO’s politics have eroded the brand’s appeal among some buyers of electric vehicles, surveys indicate. “I used to idolize the guy,” said one Tesla driver who wants to get out of his lease.
www.wsj.com
March 7, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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honestly wild to me that, at this late date, any ostensibly informed person would insist that we could ignore trump’s words as just bluster
March 8, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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Vance visiting Dachau and then meeting w the AfD and urging German politicians to welcome them into government is a "gotta hear both sides" for the ages.
meanwhile, in the foreign affairs department (www.nytimes.com/2025/02/15/w...)
February 15, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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"Aren't you the country where people hang plastic testicles on their cars?" Ok wise guy, and where do people in your country hang them?
February 15, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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Happy Half-Price Valentine's Candy Day to all who celebrate
February 15, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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i need a 52 year old man with $800 billion to impregnate my wife . i am worried our offspring wont be sufficiently feeble and/or annoying
February 15, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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i am going to put a finer point on this: executive orders are not laws. and they certainly are not royal decrees. they are interpretations of existing law for the purposes of enforcement. the fact that so many people are treating them as laws is actually driving me a bit insane.
i mean, the president's executive order isn't a goddamn law! as far as this doctor is concerned, who cares what the president says!
A New York City doctor said he will continue providing gender-affirming treatments to his patients younger than 19 despite President Donald Trump’s executive order aiming to ban such care.
February 12, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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I remember watching Star Wars as a kid and asking myself, who would voluntarily join the dark side? I understood Darth Vader's motivation, but not the stormtrooper's.
February 5, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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no funding if it seems like the research MIGHT involve a woman or a nonwhite person
🚨BREAKING. From a program officer at the National Science Foundation, a list of keywords that can cause a grant to be pulled. I will be sharing screenshots of these keywords along with a decision tree. Please share widely. This is a crisis for academic freedom & science.
February 4, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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There is still beauty in this world
Judge rules that Black church in DC, which won a $2.8 million default judgment against the Proud Boys, now gains control over the trademark “Proud Boys.” The far-right group is barred from selling any related merchandise or symbols without the consent of the church. Gift link:
Proud Boys Lose Control of Their Name to a Black Church They Vandalized (Gift Article)
A judge awarded the trademarked name and symbols to a Washington church to help satisfy a $2.8 million judgment against the far-right group.
www.nytimes.com
February 4, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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2 insurrections, same President.
February 4, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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honestly think some of the hesitation here is that no one wants to sound like a crank. i was talking at an event last night and even i felt like a crank while i was speaking!
What if there were a coup, the US government fell to a drug-addled oligarch who seized control of our money, secrets, and levers of power, and Corporate media did not report on it?
February 3, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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Is Musk is *just now* being made a “special government employee” just confirms how illegal this has all been!
February 3, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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only appropriate political response here is to demand the white house explain how its actions aren’t responsible www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...
Trump Guts Key Aviation Safety Committee, Fires Heads Of TSA, Coast Guard
The committee will technically continue to exist, but it won't have any members to carry out the work of examining safety issues at airlines and airports.
www.huffpost.com
January 30, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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they are really going to blame black people for every little thing that happens aren’t they
Donald Trump Goes On Rant About DEI In Response To DC Plane Crash
The president also blamed the Biden and Obama administrations for the overnight plane crash in Washington, D.C., where there have been no reported survivors.
www.huffpost.com
January 30, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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He's not blaming DEI, he's blaming women and non white people.
January 30, 2025 at 5:13 PM