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My hobbies include picking dog hair off my clothes and telling my cat to stop eating plastic.
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September 21, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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April 6, 2025 at 2:58 PM
No piece of clothing should attack you.
Underwire bra: Sorry, got here late and missed that first bit, but I'm ready to go on the attack 🫡
Underwire bra: Sorry, got here late and missed that first bit, but I'm ready to go on the attack 🫡
March 17, 2025 at 12:15 PM
No piece of clothing should attack you.
Underwire bra: Sorry, got here late and missed that first bit, but I'm ready to go on the attack 🫡
Underwire bra: Sorry, got here late and missed that first bit, but I'm ready to go on the attack 🫡
February 11, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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Always anchor your TVs and furniture to the wall.
February 7, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Always anchor your TVs and furniture to the wall.
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someone at work stole my allergy medicine so i’m making a list of everyone who sneezes and the last one left is getting their tires slashed
February 6, 2025 at 2:59 AM
someone at work stole my allergy medicine so i’m making a list of everyone who sneezes and the last one left is getting their tires slashed
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Mom, can I hold your hand…?
February 5, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Mom, can I hold your hand…?
My two dogs have opposite personalities. When I feed Waffles, he gives me kisses on the chin before he starts eating. When I feed Lily, she stares down at her empty bowl without breaking eye contact in case she misses the food appearing out of nowhere.
January 28, 2025 at 9:35 PM
My two dogs have opposite personalities. When I feed Waffles, he gives me kisses on the chin before he starts eating. When I feed Lily, she stares down at her empty bowl without breaking eye contact in case she misses the food appearing out of nowhere.
I always feel guilty after my therapist appointment. Like damn, we spent the whole hour talking about me? How's your day been going?
January 27, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I always feel guilty after my therapist appointment. Like damn, we spent the whole hour talking about me? How's your day been going?
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Watching a Dr Scott Sampson paleontology lecture, and I just learned about 90% of the cells in your body are nonhuman cells. Bacteria, fungus, etc. Me and the mites living on my face need to lay down after that one. Have some thinking to do.
January 26, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Watching a Dr Scott Sampson paleontology lecture, and I just learned about 90% of the cells in your body are nonhuman cells. Bacteria, fungus, etc. Me and the mites living on my face need to lay down after that one. Have some thinking to do.