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yourgaysbae.bsky.social
@yourgaysbae.bsky.social
A real piece of work
Setting the tone for 2026 by calling in sick to my NYE plans
December 31, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Time to re-embalm my ornaments in paper towels
December 28, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Why does everyone make that same expression when playing the violin, is it just instant orgasm when you pull the bow across the strings?
December 3, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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George Orwell’s Animal Crossing
October 7, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Am I a bitch or am I just forced by the patriarchy to hold in my farts all day
October 2, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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da fuc?!?!?!
September 24, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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🤣🤣
August 13, 2025 at 11:14 AM
You can’t ask a guy if a guy is a good guy
June 28, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Hate is the mask that fear wears
June 27, 2025 at 4:19 PM
don’t tell me these aren’t cum flavored I won’t believe you
June 12, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Isn’t it kinky how they call it gunplay
May 27, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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Happy Hitler Shoots Himself In The Head day to all who celebrate. The 80th anniversary. May his ignominious end, with his body doused in petrol and burned by his last remaining loyalists, be a model for all tyrants.
April 30, 2025 at 10:19 AM
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these are our party leaders now, ignore all other opinions
March 15, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Just because my name’s Molly, doesn’t mean I’m unsinkable. Also my name’s not Molly
March 16, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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Hundreds of Jewish people and their and allies have taken over Trump Tower chanting, “We want justice. You say how. Bring Mahmoud home now!” and, “Fight Nazis, not students!”

The ICE arrest of Palestinian student activist Mahmoud Khalil has spawned this immediate and ongoing civil disobedience.
March 13, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Planta app: several plants need you

Me: I don’t know what to tell you pal my needs aren’t being met either
March 12, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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Oh you don't like the toadies? 🚩 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
February 6, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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I just want to go back to the time when every single song on the radio was by the goo goo dolls
February 9, 2025 at 7:16 AM
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I'm worried that I'm starting to understand jazz
February 11, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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The good news is i saved you 60 billion dollars. The bad news is that is a typo i saved you 600 dollars and also your plane is falling out of the sky
February 20, 2025 at 6:56 AM
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Imagine posting on threads lol
February 21, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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Nazi punks fuck off for sure but I'd love for nazis who like other types of music and ones who don't like music at all to also fuck off
February 21, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I could repost @eve6.bsky.social’s posts all day long. Maybe I will
March 11, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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One of the brilliant things our current iteration of oligarchs did is get people to conceive of free speech as being able to call your coworkers slurs rather than using it to say stuff like why are my tax dollars subsidizing your billionaire ass
February 28, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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Those alanis morrissette singles were so bulletproof that i bet you could take one line from any of them and make it worse by an order of magnitude like "i've got one hand in my pocket and the other one is in the other pocket" and it still would've been a hit
March 3, 2025 at 8:45 PM