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Matt Tracy
@youngmt.bsky.social
Mets fan, father of 2 (including an adult daughter with autism) and Catholic. Too liberal for Facebook but probably too conservative for here. But let's see how it goes.
Fantastic Forceps
August 2, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Hello I am in a 70's/80's network police drama. Is it November, February or May? If so, it's time to go undercover at the local strip club.
Hello. I am a person in a film or television drama. I never use the toilet.
July 28, 2025 at 6:08 PM
The Tent Commandments
May 28, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Reposted by Matt Tracy
Not many people know that AA Milne had a much smaller brother called AAA Milne
April 30, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Repost with a favorite book from childhood. I was pretty old before I figured out there wasn't a real horse involved.
April 9, 2025 at 5:45 PM
With Gene Hackman's passing can we finally find out what Ray Romano did to him to make an actor who had been in 78 movies over 40 years abruptly quit like that?
February 27, 2025 at 3:58 PM
That was a Super Bowl that felt like an 8-0 baseball game in mid-August. Keith would spend 2-3 innings discussing his lawn furniture.
February 10, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Your five favorite women vocalists

1. Ella Fitzgerald
2. Linda Rondstadt
3. Sinead O'Connor
4. Alison Krauss
5. Brandi Carlile
Your five favorite women vocalists:

Blossom Dearie
Peggy Lee
Kristin Hersh
Debbie Harry
PJ Harvey
Your favourite five women vocalists:

Aretha Franklin
Loretta Lynn
Jenny Lewis
Neko Case
Emily Haines
February 4, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Counselor: And that wraps up our camp tour, any questions?
Dad: Yeah, I have a question.
Family: For the love of God please don't.
Dad: Have you thought about changing the camp's motto to Lokanda Forev..
Trap door opens.
January 14, 2025 at 3:11 AM
A lot of pressure this Christmas as my wife is threatening to enter the transfer portal.
December 17, 2024 at 9:31 PM
Age yourself with a movie you saw in the theater as a kid
December 12, 2024 at 3:49 PM
Singin' In the Rain
Les Miserables
The King and I
What are your top 3 favorite musicals?
December 10, 2024 at 8:39 PM
With his 15 year contract, I now intend on retiring the same year as Juan Soto.
December 9, 2024 at 1:48 PM
Never been this pysched for it raining all day and snowing tonight.
November 21, 2024 at 10:17 PM
I can remember in the early 90s interviewing a candidate for a summer associate position where she listed "falconry" under hobbies. I thought to myself "she sounds overqualified for this job."
October 11, 2024 at 8:53 PM
"I hated that dog. She was untrainable and less than worthless as a hunting dog. At that moment I realized I had to put her down. So I got my gun and led Cricket to a gravel pit"

"You're not going to open with that are you?"
April 26, 2024 at 8:42 PM
Weird thing about social media. Totally felt the rumble and thought it was a heavy truck being used to clear trees from this week's storm. Then you read in real time that it's an earthquake. Would have totally forgotten about it otherwise.
April 5, 2024 at 2:47 PM
Sen. Mullin reminds me of Jon Hamm's character in Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, the Reverend Richard Wayne Gary Wayne.
November 15, 2023 at 10:09 PM
Nine speaker candidates? They should limit them to eight and then put them in the Octagon.
October 22, 2023 at 6:27 PM