What if I told you that the only reason I am bald is that I’m afraid of a Ratatouille situation? What if I told you that I’d have so much hair if not for the fear of a rat using me like a puppet? These are modes of control, Neo. This is how they manipulate us. Ratatouilles, Neo. Rats that pull hair.

15-0 #letemknow

Worried that the studios’ strategy of saying “We hope you lose your homes” didn’t work as well as they wanted

if anyone invites any of those bored ape guys im going to summon the ghost of my grandmother to huck a heavy glass tumbler of johnny walker red at them

Hey, I just checked out the window and it looks like the bar people used to like is burning down.

*Taps mic*