Prof Beans
@youeatsnot.bsky.social
Just a mom in a world of supermoms and social media. Works in higher ed & some other jobs because life 🤷♀️
Posts are my own & mostly snark. Don’t be a jerk.
Posts are my own & mostly snark. Don’t be a jerk.
those poor mediocre men
December 6, 2025 at 7:43 PM
those poor mediocre men
This guy went belly up for close to 20 minutes today… to sunbathe!
October 12, 2025 at 9:52 PM
This guy went belly up for close to 20 minutes today… to sunbathe!
How can you take ANYONE seriously in a hat like this?
Come on.
Come on.
August 22, 2025 at 6:39 PM
How can you take ANYONE seriously in a hat like this?
Come on.
Come on.
just keeps getting better too
July 24, 2025 at 4:58 PM
just keeps getting better too
Oh goodie, another less than inspiring email from my retirement provider
July 24, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Oh goodie, another less than inspiring email from my retirement provider
Why is there a cutesy name for ovary pain?
Mittelschmerz sounds like asking a preschooler if they have a case of the sads.
Mittelschmerz sounds like asking a preschooler if they have a case of the sads.
July 21, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Why is there a cutesy name for ovary pain?
Mittelschmerz sounds like asking a preschooler if they have a case of the sads.
Mittelschmerz sounds like asking a preschooler if they have a case of the sads.
Me: ChatGPT, why do I feel sore & unrested when I wake up?
CHATGPT: Stretch before bed.
*elder millennial eye twitches*
CHATGPT: Stretch before bed.
*elder millennial eye twitches*
July 13, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Me: ChatGPT, why do I feel sore & unrested when I wake up?
CHATGPT: Stretch before bed.
*elder millennial eye twitches*
CHATGPT: Stretch before bed.
*elder millennial eye twitches*
Is anyone surprised he compares himself to Bobby Knight?
July 6, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Is anyone surprised he compares himself to Bobby Knight?
This is why i love my husband
July 5, 2025 at 9:48 AM
This is why i love my husband
My washing machine has braille for just two buttons. The rest are just a grab bag.
May 25, 2025 at 5:41 AM
My washing machine has braille for just two buttons. The rest are just a grab bag.
The nuke AI is now blackmailing people… is a sentence I never thought would be spoken.
May 23, 2025 at 6:05 PM
The nuke AI is now blackmailing people… is a sentence I never thought would be spoken.
The quality of food in the USA in 2025 is so depressing… I am literally eating around an unknown cube of black material in my side dish potatoes.
Is it mold? Is it dead cubed rat? I don’t know.
Is it mold? Is it dead cubed rat? I don’t know.
April 15, 2025 at 1:16 AM
The quality of food in the USA in 2025 is so depressing… I am literally eating around an unknown cube of black material in my side dish potatoes.
Is it mold? Is it dead cubed rat? I don’t know.
Is it mold? Is it dead cubed rat? I don’t know.
I am from the future guys.
April 6, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I am from the future guys.
This guy just went on for a solid 10 minutes about the market crash today, tariffs, JD Vance going to Greenland & did the whole 10 min with this image up, while making no reference to the image.
You are a legend, my good sir.
You are a legend, my good sir.
March 29, 2025 at 2:29 AM
This guy just went on for a solid 10 minutes about the market crash today, tariffs, JD Vance going to Greenland & did the whole 10 min with this image up, while making no reference to the image.
You are a legend, my good sir.
You are a legend, my good sir.
But did he do it shirtless?
March 17, 2025 at 1:05 AM
But did he do it shirtless?
legit could not keep it together looking at these two tonight 😂😂😂 #90dayfiance
February 24, 2025 at 8:07 AM
legit could not keep it together looking at these two tonight 😂😂😂 #90dayfiance
because trump is so careful about vetting his people
January 9, 2025 at 3:26 AM
because trump is so careful about vetting his people
Can dogs have chai lattes? is not a phrase I ever imagined googling
December 28, 2024 at 11:45 PM
Can dogs have chai lattes? is not a phrase I ever imagined googling
Target totally just had me come get my Drive-up order with only 2 of my 5 gift wrapping items fulfilled.
I feel seen, Target.
I feel seen, Target.
December 14, 2024 at 2:27 AM
Target totally just had me come get my Drive-up order with only 2 of my 5 gift wrapping items fulfilled.
I feel seen, Target.
I feel seen, Target.
Mr Hospitality here won’t let anyone enter the house without bringing them a gift.
Nothing says welcome quite like one my dirty socks.
Nothing says welcome quite like one my dirty socks.
December 13, 2024 at 11:16 PM
Mr Hospitality here won’t let anyone enter the house without bringing them a gift.
Nothing says welcome quite like one my dirty socks.
Nothing says welcome quite like one my dirty socks.
Over here using AI to its fullest capabilities…
December 4, 2024 at 3:19 AM
Over here using AI to its fullest capabilities…