Prof Beans
youeatsnot.bsky.social
Prof Beans
@youeatsnot.bsky.social
Just a mom in a world of supermoms and social media. Works in higher ed & some other jobs because life 🤷‍♀️

Posts are my own & mostly snark. Don’t be a jerk.
Excuse me, the *great grand-daughter* of Gucci, which makes it even more amusing.
December 5, 2025 at 10:04 PM
It’s Gucci. Why that wouldn’t be in the title or at minimum the first paragraph is journalistic malpractice.
December 5, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Nah, she will try to run for president in ‘28 and she will be more charismatic than Vance or any of their likely frontrunners
December 5, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Cool, so preventative MRIs are surely a real thing now and my insurance will definitely cover it since it’s preventative and all.
December 1, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I read this as PENTAGON will release Rush Hour 4 and it hit pretty much the same.
November 25, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Their whole mission is to organize the world’s information, which now seems comical.
November 25, 2025 at 4:59 PM