it's too early for this but y'all think E.T. and Alf would fuck

Emperor Palpatine was a human being with a family, and it would be rude to celebrate his demise. Shame on the rebellion.

I really hope the shooter was another hottie like Luigi.

I’m just going to assume the shooter’s name is Mario.

Got art ready to go but the site is having server troubles so ill save it for later. In the meantime i shall take a nap

Movie idea:

"Ratatouille" but the rat is a serial killer who uses the chef to poison people. The chef ultimately goes to death row, proclaiming his innocence and swearing he was set up. But no one believes him. Fade out to a rat watching the execution from the gallery.

idk why, but I have this.

Every damn day on the subway you see someone with just the absolute freshest outfit imaginable. (That is, to be clear, never me.)