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Yonah
@yonah-at-sea.bsky.social
fandom account, mostly here for The Untamed, SongXue(Xiao) and NieYao/3zun. also lots of baseball 🤷 she/her, 30s. ama @ ao3. profile art @littlesmartart🏳️‍🌈📝♓️
When you marry off your daughter and immediately demote her husband so she’s in charge vs when you have to choose one of your cringefail sons to inherit your empire
December 13, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I went to see the new Knives Out movie at my local theater today. They were also showing Frank. #Frank
November 30, 2025 at 3:59 AM
this morning I took a walk past a historic cemetery and cried over a gravestone from the 1800s.
November 27, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I genuinely love it when I’m reading a scholarly book/article and the author momentarily drops their professional tone for a funny little aside.
November 21, 2025 at 3:09 PM
🎀Qin Su/Xue Yang
🎀5.7k
🎀CNC
🎀Infidelity
🎀Semi-public sex

Qin Su loves her husband, and she would never cheat on him, no matter how disappointed she might be in their (nonexistent) sex life. But this, obviously, doesn't count.
November 21, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Me (privately) (not in the comments b/c I’m not a barbarian) when people have opinions about characters’ sex lives I disagree with:
November 15, 2025 at 2:52 PM
After failing to find any of the relevant secondary sources in a format I can access, I finally came across a primary source on the Internet Archive, skimmed through the (English) introduction… and realized the entire rest of the document is in Arabic.
November 8, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I just googled my high school history teacher to see if she’s retired yet and???
November 2, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Yupppppp
October 23, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Been getting really into barley lately.
October 20, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I mean obviously it wasn’t just for the memes, there was solid martial strategy behind it, but still, I imagine the civilians looking at this new wall with the befuddled expression of dogs whose owners just barked at them. Like that’s not how it’s supposed to work?
October 17, 2025 at 2:07 AM
This guy’s ONE JOB was to let some caravans pass through his province so his boss the sultan would get a friendly new trading partner by the name of Genghis Khan. And instead he spurred the creation of the largest contiguous land empire in human history. Nice job, guy.
October 13, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Going boot shopping tomorrow and scoping out the website ahead of time like “gosh these are all soooo different I don’t know how I’ll choose.”
October 13, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Not continuing the chain properly because this is an unoriginal thought but it’s got to be Let’s Go Birds Transsexual
October 11, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I'm thinking of maybe making myself a sweater, possibly with a basic design like this. and hopefully most people will consider it Fashion but probably some knitters will be like "you didn't buy your yarn at once, did you?" and I will say NOPE.
October 9, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Okay I’m not usually a huge XiYao writer but I’m thoroughly enjoying the dynamic between Lord Peter Wimsey and Harriet Vane and I 100% think someone should write a XiYao AU about it.
October 9, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Outlook’s official support procedure is just “did our AI fix it? no? fucked if we know, then.”
October 7, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Okay sorry to derail but on a related note I took this photo of an Art of War coloring book the other day and I have been dying to ask someone smarter than me how Sun Tzu would feel about it.
October 3, 2025 at 8:59 PM
The Divorced NieYao Lifetime Movie Fic is officially coming to an AO3 near you on October 21! 🍿
October 1, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Watching the Phillies at the new women’s sports bar and
September 25, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I'm watching the new episode of Taskmaster and this frame nearly killed me. I had just taken a bite of cheesecake and went into paroxysms of laughter.
September 18, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Last reskeet, pop one of these suckers at each and every subway station in Philly.
September 11, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Ha! I’m reading this book at the moment. Slightly different focus but similar general idea, and the author tells a good story!
September 9, 2025 at 7:26 PM
oh yeah that's VERY different from how I would use it. like here are the summaries for two fics I wrote for that tag in the Band of Brothers fandom. I used canon compliant to mean "those scenes of the war that you put on screen definitely happened."
September 4, 2025 at 10:35 PM
From Christopher Atwood’s translation of The Secret History of the Mongols. I just think this is very NieYao-coded and romantic 💕
August 28, 2025 at 9:23 PM