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$TSLAQ convert, tracking the madness of #ElonQ and his lemmings
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$TSLAQ convert, tracking the madness of #ElonQ and his lemmings
Certified QE Conspiracist by
@neelkashkari
I shitpost a lot. NO INVESTMENT ADVICE.
$AAPL made a $200B market cap swing from where it was AH after earnings. That's basically one $CRM, as Salesforce (#31 biggest stonk in $SPX) sports a $205B market cap.
$AAPL TTM EPS flat since end of 2021. TTM FCF/share peaked one year ago. P/S ratio near ATH.
$AAPL TTM EPS flat since end of 2021. TTM FCF/share peaked one year ago. P/S ratio near ATH.
November 8, 2023 at 3:48 PM
$AAPL made a $200B market cap swing from where it was AH after earnings. That's basically one $CRM, as Salesforce (#31 biggest stonk in $SPX) sports a $205B market cap.
$AAPL TTM EPS flat since end of 2021. TTM FCF/share peaked one year ago. P/S ratio near ATH.
$AAPL TTM EPS flat since end of 2021. TTM FCF/share peaked one year ago. P/S ratio near ATH.
$CMG tech burritos filled the 7/26 gap. Likely reversal soon.
November 6, 2023 at 8:36 PM
$CMG tech burritos filled the 7/26 gap. Likely reversal soon.
$AAPL hugged the vwap for a bit and bounced back. Markets are safu.
November 6, 2023 at 7:40 PM
$AAPL hugged the vwap for a bit and bounced back. Markets are safu.
quite a bounce in NEE, more than filled that gap
October 31, 2023 at 5:17 PM
quite a bounce in NEE, more than filled that gap
Couple that with the fact that Elon will need to sell more $TSLA next year, he will gradually turn his army of admirers into an army of disgruntled bagholders that want him to do something (anything!) to turn the stock price back up.
October 30, 2023 at 8:41 PM
Couple that with the fact that Elon will need to sell more $TSLA next year, he will gradually turn his army of admirers into an army of disgruntled bagholders that want him to do something (anything!) to turn the stock price back up.
$TSLA closed under $200.
Watch how the teslemmings start shifting the way they talk about Elon. If the stocks goes lower, we're going to head into "Elon sucks" territory as we approach $150, in that would make Elon increasingly unpredictable. $TSLAQ #ElonQ
Watch how the teslemmings start shifting the way they talk about Elon. If the stocks goes lower, we're going to head into "Elon sucks" territory as we approach $150, in that would make Elon increasingly unpredictable. $TSLAQ #ElonQ
October 30, 2023 at 8:41 PM
$TSLA closed under $200.
Watch how the teslemmings start shifting the way they talk about Elon. If the stocks goes lower, we're going to head into "Elon sucks" territory as we approach $150, in that would make Elon increasingly unpredictable. $TSLAQ #ElonQ
Watch how the teslemmings start shifting the way they talk about Elon. If the stocks goes lower, we're going to head into "Elon sucks" territory as we approach $150, in that would make Elon increasingly unpredictable. $TSLAQ #ElonQ
Boy this market moves fast... 10sec in the trade. And Kenny G even price improved me. $NDX
October 26, 2023 at 7:41 PM
Boy this market moves fast... 10sec in the trade. And Kenny G even price improved me. $NDX
Getting so close I can almost smell the ramen already. $USDJPY will trigger a BoJ intervention, and then if somehow it keeps going, it's going to be brutal. Country-wide sale for anyone paying in $USD.
October 25, 2023 at 8:33 PM
Getting so close I can almost smell the ramen already. $USDJPY will trigger a BoJ intervention, and then if somehow it keeps going, it's going to be brutal. Country-wide sale for anyone paying in $USD.
What do they say about stonks, again? Stonks take the stairs down and the elevator back up? Did I get this right? $NDX $QQQ
October 17, 2023 at 4:25 PM
What do they say about stonks, again? Stonks take the stairs down and the elevator back up? Did I get this right? $NDX $QQQ
Vol got crushed hard and fast. $VIX $VXN
I was trying to sell $NDX puts when it broke under 15k but my offers were too high, didn't get filled. Too bad.
I was trying to sell $NDX puts when it broke under 15k but my offers were too high, didn't get filled. Too bad.
October 17, 2023 at 2:44 PM
Vol got crushed hard and fast. $VIX $VXN
I was trying to sell $NDX puts when it broke under 15k but my offers were too high, didn't get filled. Too bad.
I was trying to sell $NDX puts when it broke under 15k but my offers were too high, didn't get filled. Too bad.
Every single vol pop this year was worth selling. $VIX $VXN
October 17, 2023 at 2:16 PM
Every single vol pop this year was worth selling. $VIX $VXN
It would be interesting if $NDX made a lower high here and then went back and retested support at 14430ish and then possibly broke down out of this descending triangle. $QQQ
October 13, 2023 at 10:54 PM
It would be interesting if $NDX made a lower high here and then went back and retested support at 14430ish and then possibly broke down out of this descending triangle. $QQQ
$AAPL bumped its head on its vwap
October 13, 2023 at 7:21 PM
$AAPL bumped its head on its vwap
$NDX down on the day but remains super top heavy. We now have 7-10 GSIS (global systemically important stonks) and if they ever go down big time, the market is going to have an epic meltdown.
October 12, 2023 at 9:05 PM
$NDX down on the day but remains super top heavy. We now have 7-10 GSIS (global systemically important stonks) and if they ever go down big time, the market is going to have an epic meltdown.
$CART update
Just noticed they have options now. Even weeklies. #Instacrash
Just noticed they have options now. Even weeklies. #Instacrash
October 11, 2023 at 6:53 PM
$CART update
Just noticed they have options now. Even weeklies. #Instacrash
Just noticed they have options now. Even weeklies. #Instacrash
Everyone is buying the dip in $TLT that keeps on dipping.
Disclaimer: I'm long $TLT & short calls, and am underwater, so I'm not any better. My adjusted basis taking into account the divi and premium earned is 88.23 (so -1.6%). Who knows how much of this call OI is long or short
Disclaimer: I'm long $TLT & short calls, and am underwater, so I'm not any better. My adjusted basis taking into account the divi and premium earned is 88.23 (so -1.6%). Who knows how much of this call OI is long or short
October 10, 2023 at 12:42 AM
Everyone is buying the dip in $TLT that keeps on dipping.
Disclaimer: I'm long $TLT & short calls, and am underwater, so I'm not any better. My adjusted basis taking into account the divi and premium earned is 88.23 (so -1.6%). Who knows how much of this call OI is long or short
Disclaimer: I'm long $TLT & short calls, and am underwater, so I'm not any better. My adjusted basis taking into account the divi and premium earned is 88.23 (so -1.6%). Who knows how much of this call OI is long or short
Looks like Elon decided to save a few bucks by turning off the analytics pipelines. $TWTR #ElonQ
October 5, 2023 at 8:39 PM
Looks like Elon decided to save a few bucks by turning off the analytics pipelines. $TWTR #ElonQ
Elon doesn't have time to show up in court to provide testimony, he's too busy saving the light of consciousness and free speech. I have no doubt the courts will understand this. If not, what's the worst that could happen? He gets fined a few bucks? BFD. #ElonQ $TSLA $TSLAQ
October 5, 2023 at 8:37 PM
Elon doesn't have time to show up in court to provide testimony, he's too busy saving the light of consciousness and free speech. I have no doubt the courts will understand this. If not, what's the worst that could happen? He gets fined a few bucks? BFD. #ElonQ $TSLA $TSLAQ
Top 7 $NDX constituents pushed the index up 121pts today, while the bottom 92 collectively contributed less than 1 point to the index. This is literally a market of 7 stonks. HT @iBladesi for the fancy spreadsheet. $QQQ $AAPL $MSFT $GOOGL $GOOG $AMZN $NVDA $META $TSLA
October 2, 2023 at 8:40 PM
Top 7 $NDX constituents pushed the index up 121pts today, while the bottom 92 collectively contributed less than 1 point to the index. This is literally a market of 7 stonks. HT @iBladesi for the fancy spreadsheet. $QQQ $AAPL $MSFT $GOOGL $GOOG $AMZN $NVDA $META $TSLA
Very organic price action.
October 2, 2023 at 3:25 PM
Very organic price action.
When the opening bell rang on Monday, $SMCI had a 1SD implied move for this week of approx 240±12 (228-252). It's currently +50 at 283.🤔 #AIBubble
September 29, 2023 at 2:49 PM
When the opening bell rang on Monday, $SMCI had a 1SD implied move for this week of approx 240±12 (228-252). It's currently +50 at 283.🤔 #AIBubble
Short term yields haven't moved much as of late but long term yields are moving higher. Does anyone know if Yellen is forced to issue long term paper now? Wasn't there a cap on how much of the outstanding debt can be in short term T-bills? Is this move #H4L or GPIF dumping bonds?
September 26, 2023 at 11:14 PM
Short term yields haven't moved much as of late but long term yields are moving higher. Does anyone know if Yellen is forced to issue long term paper now? Wasn't there a cap on how much of the outstanding debt can be in short term T-bills? Is this move #H4L or GPIF dumping bonds?
$BTC back to being glued to 26k. What the hell with this level. As every #Bitcoin pump fades back to this level, I'm looking for 26k to switch again from support to resistance. Then retest 25k. Then finally dive into the abyss. And $MSTR fireworks to follow.
September 26, 2023 at 9:40 PM
$BTC back to being glued to 26k. What the hell with this level. As every #Bitcoin pump fades back to this level, I'm looking for 26k to switch again from support to resistance. Then retest 25k. Then finally dive into the abyss. And $MSTR fireworks to follow.
$FRHC HTB rate back down just above 100% (from 400%+). Waiting for support to crack. Volume has dried down.
September 26, 2023 at 7:42 PM
$FRHC HTB rate back down just above 100% (from 400%+). Waiting for support to crack. Volume has dried down.
Ugly action today in $TLT.
September 25, 2023 at 7:34 PM
Ugly action today in $TLT.