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$TSLAQ convert, tracking the madness of #ElonQ and his lemmings
Certified QE Conspiracist by
@neelkashkari
I shitpost a lot. NO INVESTMENT ADVICE.
$TSLAQ convert, tracking the madness of #ElonQ and his lemmings
Certified QE Conspiracist by
@neelkashkari
I shitpost a lot. NO INVESTMENT ADVICE.
$MSFT just a few cents away from ATH. Wild. Biggest $NDX stonk.
November 10, 2023 at 4:02 PM
$MSFT just a few cents away from ATH. Wild. Biggest $NDX stonk.
ARK should launch a 100% shitcoin ETF and use $KRAK as the ticker. $ARKK
November 10, 2023 at 3:06 PM
ARK should launch a 100% shitcoin ETF and use $KRAK as the ticker. $ARKK
$MSTR spot 461.30
440P 1.77x2.29 (IV 63.7)
480C 3.75x4.15 (IV 73.9)
Insane call skew is back.
440P 1.77x2.29 (IV 63.7)
480C 3.75x4.15 (IV 73.9)
Insane call skew is back.
November 8, 2023 at 3:57 PM
$MSTR spot 461.30
440P 1.77x2.29 (IV 63.7)
480C 3.75x4.15 (IV 73.9)
Insane call skew is back.
440P 1.77x2.29 (IV 63.7)
480C 3.75x4.15 (IV 73.9)
Insane call skew is back.
$AAPL made a $200B market cap swing from where it was AH after earnings. That's basically one $CRM, as Salesforce (#31 biggest stonk in $SPX) sports a $205B market cap.
$AAPL TTM EPS flat since end of 2021. TTM FCF/share peaked one year ago. P/S ratio near ATH.
$AAPL TTM EPS flat since end of 2021. TTM FCF/share peaked one year ago. P/S ratio near ATH.
November 8, 2023 at 3:48 PM
$AAPL made a $200B market cap swing from where it was AH after earnings. That's basically one $CRM, as Salesforce (#31 biggest stonk in $SPX) sports a $205B market cap.
$AAPL TTM EPS flat since end of 2021. TTM FCF/share peaked one year ago. P/S ratio near ATH.
$AAPL TTM EPS flat since end of 2021. TTM FCF/share peaked one year ago. P/S ratio near ATH.
Email from @Estimize: "The Wall Street Consensus for AAPL Q1 has shifted significantly downwards since 10/25/23" $AAPL PT 200 by EoY, buy all the dips
There was a flash crash in $AAPL but thankfully they bought the dip promptly. Market is safu.
$AAPL just cannot go down.
November 7, 2023 at 9:42 PM
Email from @Estimize: "The Wall Street Consensus for AAPL Q1 has shifted significantly downwards since 10/25/23" $AAPL PT 200 by EoY, buy all the dips
There was a flash crash in $AAPL but thankfully they bought the dip promptly. Market is safu.
$AAPL just cannot go down.
November 7, 2023 at 5:25 PM
There was a flash crash in $AAPL but thankfully they bought the dip promptly. Market is safu.
$AAPL just cannot go down.
November 7, 2023 at 4:27 PM
$AAPL just cannot go down.
$CELH #earnings high IV
long 195C, short 210C, short 220C on 1:2:1 ratio
Also short Dec monthly 200C and long May monthly 200C (pre-existing pos)
Straddle implied move is 177±26, it's big.
Split pump announced recently has the market thinking earnings will be super bullish.
long 195C, short 210C, short 220C on 1:2:1 ratio
Also short Dec monthly 200C and long May monthly 200C (pre-existing pos)
Straddle implied move is 177±26, it's big.
Split pump announced recently has the market thinking earnings will be super bullish.
November 6, 2023 at 8:46 PM
$CELH #earnings high IV
long 195C, short 210C, short 220C on 1:2:1 ratio
Also short Dec monthly 200C and long May monthly 200C (pre-existing pos)
Straddle implied move is 177±26, it's big.
Split pump announced recently has the market thinking earnings will be super bullish.
long 195C, short 210C, short 220C on 1:2:1 ratio
Also short Dec monthly 200C and long May monthly 200C (pre-existing pos)
Straddle implied move is 177±26, it's big.
Split pump announced recently has the market thinking earnings will be super bullish.
$CMG tech burritos filled the 7/26 gap. Likely reversal soon.
November 6, 2023 at 8:36 PM
$CMG tech burritos filled the 7/26 gap. Likely reversal soon.
$AAPL almost traded 170 after earnings
Now already back near 180
Forget about lower forward earnings revisions
The S&P1 cannot go down
That would be illegal
Market is safu
Now already back near 180
Forget about lower forward earnings revisions
The S&P1 cannot go down
That would be illegal
Market is safu
November 6, 2023 at 3:42 PM
$AAPL almost traded 170 after earnings
Now already back near 180
Forget about lower forward earnings revisions
The S&P1 cannot go down
That would be illegal
Market is safu
Now already back near 180
Forget about lower forward earnings revisions
The S&P1 cannot go down
That would be illegal
Market is safu
$TLT puked into the close and $SPX $NDX didn't care. End of quarter shenanigans?
October 31, 2023 at 9:20 PM
$TLT puked into the close and $SPX $NDX didn't care. End of quarter shenanigans?
$TLT NLOD
Somehow $SPX $NDX don't care. Yet.
Somehow $SPX $NDX don't care. Yet.
October 31, 2023 at 7:52 PM
$TLT NLOD
Somehow $SPX $NDX don't care. Yet.
Somehow $SPX $NDX don't care. Yet.
$TSLA call buying program 200C 202.5C 205C
3min ago
3min ago
October 31, 2023 at 5:54 PM
$TSLA call buying program 200C 202.5C 205C
3min ago
3min ago
I don't really follow closely what's happening in $CCJ and Uranium in general but some smart people on Twitter said it was gonna go up, I bought some calls, and it went up. Sometimes it's that simple.
October 31, 2023 at 5:41 PM
I don't really follow closely what's happening in $CCJ and Uranium in general but some smart people on Twitter said it was gonna go up, I bought some calls, and it went up. Sometimes it's that simple.
quite a bounce in NEE, more than filled that gap
October 31, 2023 at 5:17 PM
quite a bounce in NEE, more than filled that gap
Would love to see $TSLA close above 200 to give hope to the dip buyers.
October 31, 2023 at 2:36 PM
Would love to see $TSLA close above 200 to give hope to the dip buyers.
$TSLA heavy call flow immediately after the open, possible call buying program 195C 197.5C 200C 202.5C 205C 4min ago but not sure, it's hard to discern here.
October 31, 2023 at 1:46 PM
$TSLA heavy call flow immediately after the open, possible call buying program 195C 197.5C 200C 202.5C 205C 4min ago but not sure, it's hard to discern here.
$TSLA closed under $200.
Watch how the teslemmings start shifting the way they talk about Elon. If the stocks goes lower, we're going to head into "Elon sucks" territory as we approach $150, in that would make Elon increasingly unpredictable. $TSLAQ #ElonQ
Watch how the teslemmings start shifting the way they talk about Elon. If the stocks goes lower, we're going to head into "Elon sucks" territory as we approach $150, in that would make Elon increasingly unpredictable. $TSLAQ #ElonQ
October 30, 2023 at 8:41 PM
$TSLA closed under $200.
Watch how the teslemmings start shifting the way they talk about Elon. If the stocks goes lower, we're going to head into "Elon sucks" territory as we approach $150, in that would make Elon increasingly unpredictable. $TSLAQ #ElonQ
Watch how the teslemmings start shifting the way they talk about Elon. If the stocks goes lower, we're going to head into "Elon sucks" territory as we approach $150, in that would make Elon increasingly unpredictable. $TSLAQ #ElonQ
Again today. Not just in $TSLA, also seeing them in $AMZN $MSFT $AAPL, but not as many as in $TSLA. 🧐
Really unusual prints today in $TSLA 🧐
October 30, 2023 at 2:51 PM
Again today. Not just in $TSLA, also seeing them in $AMZN $MSFT $AAPL, but not as many as in $TSLA. 🧐
$MSFT looks like it just reported earnings again
October 30, 2023 at 1:56 PM
$MSFT looks like it just reported earnings again
Really unusual prints today in $TSLA 🧐
October 27, 2023 at 2:34 PM
Really unusual prints today in $TSLA 🧐
Boy this market moves fast... 10sec in the trade. And Kenny G even price improved me. $NDX
October 26, 2023 at 7:41 PM
Boy this market moves fast... 10sec in the trade. And Kenny G even price improved me. $NDX
$NVDA and $NFLX are now stuck in some sort of quantum entanglement, their prices are equal give or take a few cents
October 26, 2023 at 7:32 PM
$NVDA and $NFLX are now stuck in some sort of quantum entanglement, their prices are equal give or take a few cents