I understand that people are happy, but will no one take a moment to think about the parades.

I’m so excited to announce that I and @cherylann7.bsky.social will be taking over as Co-Chairs of the Feminist Caucus Committee for the American Society for Aesthetics! I’m so honored to be trusted continuing the invaluable work of @lizscar.bsky.social and Sue Spaid.

I am thankful I never wrote anything that made bell hooks spend an entire chapter of a book focusing on how much I suck.

I did the thing.

Yesterday, I tried to pick up a plate after having toast. The residual butter from the toast on the plate coated my digits as I picked it up and the plate slipped from my grip, falling back to the tray.

For the first time in my life, I dropped something because of my literal butterfingers.

whenever young people ask me for advice, i always recommend that they carry some cash on them. it's easy to understand why they don't, since almost everything now can be bought with a credit card or a mobile app. but what it means for me is that they're more difficult to hold up and rob in the park

Without downloading any new pics what’s your energy going into 2025?

We recently got a Coca-Cola themed glass at McDonald’s and a very stupid yet very real source of joy for me is filling it with Pepsi.

@hankgreen.bsky.social my wife just told me, and I agree, that you should sell merch for your standup special that says “Piss too shall pass”

I am no longer in the 50% or so of accounts that haven't posted anything.