Sam!
@yogitastic.bsky.social
Local misanthrope. Might stab you. Might not.
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I didn’t know they had beef
June 14, 2023 at 2:38 PM
I didn’t know they had beef
Caffeine and carbs will lie to you about your running pace. I am here for it!!
September 17, 2023 at 2:22 PM
Caffeine and carbs will lie to you about your running pace. I am here for it!!
The other day I learned that nunchucks are not my friends. I would like to avoid future lessons like this.
September 17, 2023 at 12:50 PM
The other day I learned that nunchucks are not my friends. I would like to avoid future lessons like this.
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“What’s your sign?”
September 12, 2023 at 5:07 AM
“What’s your sign?”
When your cake is on point!
September 10, 2023 at 12:36 PM
When your cake is on point!
Walking in a straight line so that people can easily get around you is an unknown concept to more people than you’d think was possible.
September 5, 2023 at 12:10 PM
Walking in a straight line so that people can easily get around you is an unknown concept to more people than you’d think was possible.
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Fellas, is it gay to survive a car wreck?
September 3, 2023 at 2:26 PM
Fellas, is it gay to survive a car wreck?
We don’t need to put bacon in everything.
Some things? Yes.
All things? No.
Some things? Yes.
All things? No.
September 3, 2023 at 7:02 AM
We don’t need to put bacon in everything.
Some things? Yes.
All things? No.
Some things? Yes.
All things? No.
Every trip to the desert feels like a homecoming.
September 3, 2023 at 6:16 AM
Every trip to the desert feels like a homecoming.
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Introducing my nemesis, @thayeravenue.bsky.social.
September 1, 2023 at 2:00 PM
Introducing my nemesis, @thayeravenue.bsky.social.