I read Memnoch the Devil. #tvc #lestat

"interview with the vampire" why not therapy session with the vampire. EMDR with the vampire. cognitive therapy with the vampire

first post on bsky, why not make it rockstar lestat

#iwtv

my legs are killing me rn

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My friend just told me he's reading a new thriller about a psycho who only kills people at raves with electronic dance music.

It's by Dean Koontz, Koontz, Koontz, Koontz.

😳

friendship ended with bulgarian split squats

the best part about using this app is that it's not yet banned in russiа 😌

gym time

this reminds me of early twitter where I would tweet so much I will be the only person on tl... good times

i fucked up my deadlines and apparently I need to code a e-shop like app in a week (i have work!!! so much work!!!) and I thought I had at least two weeks woe is me im gonna die

man i genuinely forgot how to tweet at this point

i encourage you all to be more like my son. take in the beauty of your everyday surroundings. smile. take a nap without worrying about how it might disrupt your day. and every two or three hours, shit your pants as hard as you possibly can

ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY

ROLL THE CLIP

should i try ditching twitter altogether hmmm

what up

whatever