Bust Processor
@yile.bsky.social
constantly fighting my brain for control
I don't think anyone understands what it's like being a man with severe depression. There is no support. If I ever get told to grow up again, I'm going to grow razor burns down my forearms.
February 18, 2025 at 8:08 AM
I don't think anyone understands what it's like being a man with severe depression. There is no support. If I ever get told to grow up again, I'm going to grow razor burns down my forearms.
I ate ass once; I've since done it many times since then.
But it all started with that one time.
But it all started with that one time.
February 10, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I ate ass once; I've since done it many times since then.
But it all started with that one time.
But it all started with that one time.
Please...I keep trying to make them stop by moaning but they refuse to listen...
Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?
Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?
Look, I’m not a hateful person or anything–I believe we should all live and let live. But lately, I’ve been having a real problem with these homosexuals. You see, just about wherever I go these days, ...
theonion.com
February 10, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Please...I keep trying to make them stop by moaning but they refuse to listen...
Kendrick Lamar?
More like, "Ken's Dick Can Be Seen from Afar".
More like, "Ken's Dick Can Be Seen from Afar".
February 10, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Kendrick Lamar?
More like, "Ken's Dick Can Be Seen from Afar".
More like, "Ken's Dick Can Be Seen from Afar".
I just shared with my partner that something she said hurt me and made me feel lesser than.
She said I was overreacting and being childish.
This is why men don't share their feelings.
She said I was overreacting and being childish.
This is why men don't share their feelings.
February 2, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I just shared with my partner that something she said hurt me and made me feel lesser than.
She said I was overreacting and being childish.
This is why men don't share their feelings.
She said I was overreacting and being childish.
This is why men don't share their feelings.
If painted toenails are the pedicure, then I've got the pedidisease.
January 11, 2025 at 7:27 PM
If painted toenails are the pedicure, then I've got the pedidisease.
B-B-B-BASED!
Trump Calls Harris To Congratulate Himself On Winning
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theonion.com/trump-calls-...
December 30, 2024 at 4:05 PM
B-B-B-BASED!
Do women have to take their balls out of their pussies when they pee?
December 30, 2024 at 3:47 PM
Do women have to take their balls out of their pussies when they pee?
Opps, I mean "Elon plays Diablo."
Crazy typo.
Crazy typo.
Elon is the CEO of multiple companies and thusly he is very busy all the time doing important work. Through hard work and the liberal application of bootstraps one day I'll be just like him. Soon, he'll notice my appreciation of his hard work and give me a job at one of his many well-run companies.
December 29, 2024 at 5:36 PM
Opps, I mean "Elon plays Diablo."
Crazy typo.
Crazy typo.
Elon is the CEO of multiple companies and thusly he is very busy all the time doing important work. Through hard work and the liberal application of bootstraps one day I'll be just like him. Soon, he'll notice my appreciation of his hard work and give me a job at one of his many well-run companies.
December 29, 2024 at 5:35 PM
Elon is the CEO of multiple companies and thusly he is very busy all the time doing important work. Through hard work and the liberal application of bootstraps one day I'll be just like him. Soon, he'll notice my appreciation of his hard work and give me a job at one of his many well-run companies.
Hey @sonic.bsky.social are you Elons BlueSky alt? I've never seen Elon and Sonic in the same room...
December 29, 2024 at 4:45 PM
Hey @sonic.bsky.social are you Elons BlueSky alt? I've never seen Elon and Sonic in the same room...
I think everyone need to chill on this Adrian Dittmann situation. Elon's manner of speaking is easy to mimic and if this IS one big troll, of course the person running the account would "slip up" to sell the bit. I'm not saying it isn't Elon, but nothing we've seen so far proves that it is.
December 29, 2024 at 4:00 PM
I think everyone need to chill on this Adrian Dittmann situation. Elon's manner of speaking is easy to mimic and if this IS one big troll, of course the person running the account would "slip up" to sell the bit. I'm not saying it isn't Elon, but nothing we've seen so far proves that it is.
My hottest take in a while: Luigi Mangione is a sociopath that just wanted to kill someone and was smart enough to select a victim that would garner him love and support online. Major BPD vibes.
December 28, 2024 at 6:00 PM
My hottest take in a while: Luigi Mangione is a sociopath that just wanted to kill someone and was smart enough to select a victim that would garner him love and support online. Major BPD vibes.
Kill all women. NOW!
I can't handle the distraction from all the men who need fucking.
I can't handle the distraction from all the men who need fucking.
December 27, 2024 at 4:40 AM
Kill all women. NOW!
I can't handle the distraction from all the men who need fucking.
I can't handle the distraction from all the men who need fucking.
simply
having
4loko and pre-workout
having
4loko and pre-workout
simply
haaaaving
an encounter of the close, third kind
haaaaving
an encounter of the close, third kind
simply
haaaaving
a very large glass of wine
haaaaving
a very large glass of wine
December 26, 2024 at 4:03 AM
simply
having
4loko and pre-workout
having
4loko and pre-workout
Go follow @murpheyalexandra.bsky.social and convince here that this place is so much better than X so she posts here more.
*Disclosure: she is my super funny and hot girlfriend.
*Disclosure: she is my super funny and hot girlfriend.
December 25, 2024 at 10:44 PM
Go follow @murpheyalexandra.bsky.social and convince here that this place is so much better than X so she posts here more.
*Disclosure: she is my super funny and hot girlfriend.
*Disclosure: she is my super funny and hot girlfriend.
The December to Remember Sales Event we all deserve.
the news media is up in arms over the opening of the worlds first "all nude honda dealership". i do not care so long as they have the deals.
December 22, 2024 at 4:59 AM
The December to Remember Sales Event we all deserve.
The base of the food pyramid is pussy and dick.
December 22, 2024 at 4:58 AM
The base of the food pyramid is pussy and dick.
I fuck, therefore, I nut
December 21, 2024 at 6:20 PM
I fuck, therefore, I nut
My wife is my queen and my face is her throne
December 21, 2024 at 9:01 AM
My wife is my queen and my face is her throne
Gamers today hating females getting represented in their media of choice is so weird...
I remember being hype as FUCK for the THIRD fucking "Spider-Woman" when I was a kid.
Ya'll gay retards scared of women for real.
I remember being hype as FUCK for the THIRD fucking "Spider-Woman" when I was a kid.
Ya'll gay retards scared of women for real.
December 15, 2024 at 4:54 AM
Gamers today hating females getting represented in their media of choice is so weird...
I remember being hype as FUCK for the THIRD fucking "Spider-Woman" when I was a kid.
Ya'll gay retards scared of women for real.
I remember being hype as FUCK for the THIRD fucking "Spider-Woman" when I was a kid.
Ya'll gay retards scared of women for real.
Replacing the n-word in rap music with "buddy" like a SouthPark Canadian.
Canadians, obviously, being the n-words of white people.
Canadians, obviously, being the n-words of white people.
December 15, 2024 at 4:48 AM
Replacing the n-word in rap music with "buddy" like a SouthPark Canadian.
Canadians, obviously, being the n-words of white people.
Canadians, obviously, being the n-words of white people.
Currently taking a fucking ~40minute course on how to program the cute little mining fucker in #Stationeers. I thought I was smart automating my smelting and manufactory but this is a whole other level for me.
thanks RocketWerkz
thanks RocketWerkz
December 15, 2024 at 3:54 AM
Currently taking a fucking ~40minute course on how to program the cute little mining fucker in #Stationeers. I thought I was smart automating my smelting and manufactory but this is a whole other level for me.
thanks RocketWerkz
thanks RocketWerkz
As someone who hates life and living, I think polio is GOOD!
But if you don't like death and dying, I can see how you might disagree.
But if you don't like death and dying, I can see how you might disagree.
Hey it's me, Sonic the Hedgehog!
I may not be a doctor, but I'm going to go going to give some now controversial medical advice:
Polio is no good! We should not get rid of the polio vaccine!
Repost if you agree: polio is bad!
I may not be a doctor, but I'm going to go going to give some now controversial medical advice:
Polio is no good! We should not get rid of the polio vaccine!
Repost if you agree: polio is bad!
December 14, 2024 at 4:50 PM
As someone who hates life and living, I think polio is GOOD!
But if you don't like death and dying, I can see how you might disagree.
But if you don't like death and dying, I can see how you might disagree.
Too all my fellow olds: Vodka, unflavored Pedialyte and one squeeze of a Mio water enhancer make a delicious and refreshing cocktail.
December 14, 2024 at 4:26 PM
Too all my fellow olds: Vodka, unflavored Pedialyte and one squeeze of a Mio water enhancer make a delicious and refreshing cocktail.