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I painted my favorite horse.
November 22, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Prop 50 is emblematic of why everyone hates dems. It redistricts the state, overriding the non-partisan board the state previously established, to gain more dem seats. Then they add this performative BS and think voters are too stupid to see the hypocrisy.
November 1, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Issac Newton was the original annoying jailbreak community poster.
September 20, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Look if we're going to fall fascism, I'd rather the gestapo be cleaning up parks and not rounding up undesirables and throwing them into camps.
August 27, 2025 at 4:54 AM
I always thought the communist revolution would be brought about by awaking the masses. Turns out it can also be brought about by a fascist trying to distract from pedo allegations.
August 26, 2025 at 8:48 AM
ngl this is actually based and was the original name of the department. but our leaders didn't like the optics of continuing to increase spending for "war" during peacetime. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Department_of_War
August 26, 2025 at 1:06 AM
kitasan black and satono diamond energy
August 25, 2025 at 5:12 PM
"strongly worded letter" is to democrats as "thoughts and prayers" are to republicans
August 16, 2025 at 12:32 AM
We're about to witness a market crash of unimaginable scale.
August 15, 2025 at 6:38 PM
This would be the end of Meta if the USA wasn't literally run by a pedo.
August 15, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Haven't driven an ICE for a while and I struggled to open the fuel flap at the gas station for this rental. Had to open up the owners manual and find a YouTube video before seeing in the comments you're supposed to press down on the flap on some models apparently. (Undocumented)
August 14, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I wrote the Hulu app on Xbox 360. I was an intern and they wanted someone to update the code to use the new backend. Simple enough for intern project. The code was written by contractors on a tight deadline and was complete spaghetti. I ended up deleting everything except the GUI
July 28, 2025 at 8:16 AM
how old were you when you realized special week loves silent suzuka so much because she is tall, has orange hair, and green ear caps?
July 22, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Every grocery chain generic brand is also a race horse name.
July 21, 2025 at 4:55 PM
pov at the special week challenge
July 20, 2025 at 9:23 AM
how presumptuous of this parking app I've begrudgingly used once to assume I've kept up with their updates and the need to email me about it
July 18, 2025 at 4:58 PM
What I don't find surprising is the worldwide conspiracy of pedos amongst the elites. What I do find surprising is how gay they are for underage women.
July 18, 2025 at 4:04 PM
"every damn time" with these oligarchs
July 11, 2025 at 4:27 PM
no way I just got political spam from the social security administration
July 4, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Strike first then ask nicely is a bold strat
June 26, 2025 at 11:08 PM
What a surprise things aren't 50.1/49.9 when the choice isn't red rapist vs blue rapist.
June 25, 2025 at 6:56 AM
for a man whose entire claim to fame is investing money, he sure is great at squandering investments
June 6, 2025 at 5:00 AM
we're at endgame oreo technology
June 1, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Every time I visit China I find more things I wish was available in the US and less things I used to think wasn't available in China.
May 29, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Remember this when the dems lose the next election.
May 29, 2025 at 2:58 AM