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Yifan
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I painted my favorite horse.
November 22, 2025 at 4:48 AM
you know at the end of the day it's kinda funny that the movement which started with a 4chan meme of a pedo ring in a pizza shop hitched their wagon on the biggest pedo in the world
November 19, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Reminder that Joe Biden could have released the Epstein files and helped the dems win 2024 but for the fact that elite dems are all over the files as well and protecting them is more winning than stopping fascism.
November 18, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Bill Clinton has the opportunity to call for a press conference right now and say something absolutely hilarious.
November 15, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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It's not just that he's a pedophile, he was the least popular pedophile
November 13, 2025 at 3:15 PM
me being interviewed by my grandkids about the Woke Era, the brief period of prosperity before the fall of the American empire, and what it was like under the reign of the last great American ruler Joe Biden
November 11, 2025 at 6:35 AM
What I respect about MAGA is that they demand things from their leaders and don't play this 4D chess game with themselves about what's "electable" and "popular" and managed to push their party to take positions they believe in. Mind you what they want is destructive evil.
November 11, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Advertisers ruin everything. USPS provides a service called "Informed Delivery" which is very cool. They scan your letters and give you an email of what should be arriving. Then they gave advertisers an option to include a link and image if their mail appears in your inbox. 1/2
November 8, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Remember this next time you're asked to vote blue no matter who: Cuomo lost the primary, decided to run as independent, and was endorsed by both Trump and Clinton. Both party share the same goals.
November 5, 2025 at 6:11 AM
I hope y'all are ready to hold this guy accountable or else we'll get another Obama.
November 5, 2025 at 5:35 AM
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if democrats are serious about winning they need to learn from tonight and convert to islam
November 5, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I wish Cheney was alive to see this
November 5, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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claude makes me more productive because I look at its output and then I'm like "damn this sucks, I guess I gotta write it myself"
November 2, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Prop 50 is emblematic of why everyone hates dems. It redistricts the state, overriding the non-partisan board the state previously established, to gain more dem seats. Then they add this performative BS and think voters are too stupid to see the hypocrisy.
November 1, 2025 at 6:40 AM
I think I'm bipolar between tidy and messy.
October 28, 2025 at 5:52 AM
shoutout to all my poor homeies who are either too ethical or too lazy to do financial crimes during this administration
October 26, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Crazy that Steve Jobs named his daughter Eve. It's like if I name my child Fan.
October 3, 2025 at 8:57 AM
There are no funny numbers. If you find a number funny it's because your sense of humor is extremely basic.
October 3, 2025 at 4:51 AM
you know there's not been a single person revealed in the Epstein files where I had to go "huh, that's surprising"
September 27, 2025 at 8:55 AM
she can't even do identity politics right and that's like the only thing the dems have that's permitted by their corporate donors

and they're going to make us watch her lose again to a brain dead pedo https://fxtwitter.com/samhaselby/status/1970450156639396312
September 24, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Update: locked out of ATM as my bank card expired and the replacement they sent two months ago went to local loopback.
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Yifan (@yifanlu@mastodon.social)
My bank kept sending me letters (like 1-2 a week) saying they can't reach me by email. I do get their emails so I think it's a glitch. I changed my mailing address to the bank's own PO Box and now every week I see a notice in the app that they received my correspondence.
mastodon.social
September 20, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Issac Newton was the original annoying jailbreak community poster.
September 20, 2025 at 9:35 AM
you know you're going to face the guillotine one day when you're asked about annual income and have to select the one that says "or more"
September 19, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Not a week goes by that I don't have to reverse engineer something just to figure out why, for example, my smart doorbell isn't working or why an app keeps crashing. I don't understand how normal people trying to use computers aren't all feeing hopeless all the time.
September 19, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Stop calling this "right wing cancel culture" because from the Iraq war censorship to anti-war protests, political firings has always been right wing. A couple of college students writing a letter about Halloween costumes to their dorm is NOT the same thing.
September 18, 2025 at 11:40 PM