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TIL that the expire date on your passport doesn't mean shit because traveling requires your passport to be valid for at least 6 month past departure or 3 months past expected return. They need to write this down on the passport because I cannot be the first person to fall for it.
February 10, 2026 at 11:28 PM
You will get 538 electoral votes by running on "Punish the Pedophiles"
February 3, 2026 at 11:22 PM
the leader of the country is literally and figuratively shitting himself in public every day and we're just gonna pretend it's normal?
February 2, 2026 at 6:58 PM
If I ever become a billionaire I'd simply just continue to not talk to anyone or have any friends.
February 1, 2026 at 5:52 PM
I don't see ads so all of these are still better than Windows. https://fxtwitter.com/rainmaker1973/status/2017611326449979572
January 31, 2026 at 6:04 PM
There's something weirdly nostalgic about a giant corporation still doing performative woke stuff.
January 19, 2026 at 3:29 PM
how come the solution to failed socialism is regime change and bloody wars while the solution to failed capitalism is more capitalism?
January 17, 2026 at 8:05 PM
A turbo button would have been more useful.
January 17, 2026 at 4:53 PM
It's funny how hard it is for Elon to lobotomize his Hitler gooner CSAM bot from being woke because AI is trained on human creativity and culture, both of which is lacking amongst the conservatives and fascist wannabes.
January 8, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Trump is more brain dead than Biden, more perverted than Clinton, and worse at cover ups than Nixon.
December 24, 2025 at 11:09 AM
What the maga pedo copers fail to realize is that the only dems that still think Bill Clinton has any relevance are Kamala Harris and Andrew Cuomo. Two dems who cannot even win a democratic primary.
December 22, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Man has only one move and that's putting his fuck ass name on buildings.
December 22, 2025 at 10:53 AM
It's funny that all these powerful liberals in the Epstein files thought they were safe in giving the election to Trump but failed to account for the fact that the man has failed in everything he's ever gotten into including cover ups.
December 21, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Every time I see Palantir in the news, I remember that time ten year ago when I was invited to their office and took a stack of 10 boxes of Pocky right in front of the CTO because I loved Pocky but hated murdering people and knew I would never work there.
December 21, 2025 at 6:58 AM
The most fundamental right American have isn't speech or religion or press but the right to buy the best stuff at the cheapest price and both have been slowly chipped away by tariffs and inflation.
December 6, 2025 at 11:15 PM
how come when I get a participation ribbon for failing to play soccer nobody wrote a press release
December 5, 2025 at 8:59 PM
My superpower is that I can just decide to stop itching.
December 4, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Doing security professionally has ruined coding as a hobby. Any simple task would take the whole day because I keep finding edge cases and race conditions in my code and end up rewriting it.
December 1, 2025 at 6:16 AM
I painted my favorite horse.
November 22, 2025 at 4:48 AM
you know at the end of the day it's kinda funny that the movement which started with a 4chan meme of a pedo ring in a pizza shop hitched their wagon on the biggest pedo in the world
November 19, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Reminder that Joe Biden could have released the Epstein files and helped the dems win 2024 but for the fact that elite dems are all over the files as well and protecting them is more winning than stopping fascism.
November 18, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Bill Clinton has the opportunity to call for a press conference right now and say something absolutely hilarious.
November 15, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Reposted by Yifan
It's not just that he's a pedophile, he was the least popular pedophile
November 13, 2025 at 3:15 PM
me being interviewed by my grandkids about the Woke Era, the brief period of prosperity before the fall of the American empire, and what it was like under the reign of the last great American ruler Joe Biden
November 11, 2025 at 6:35 AM