Not the Wicked: For Good intro flowers being the colors of the lesbian flag!

Some thoughts, having been in Europe for the last week (I know)… have we considered America is absolutely the problem?

Just had the most intense experience of déjà-vu I’ve ever had in my life in a cafe on the Champs-Elysees in Paris. This obviously means I lived in Paris in another life right..?

I'm in the final stages of prepping for an 8 day trip to France this week and I was explaining to my sister our options for getting around the grounds of Versailles.

Reasons why I'm not doing as well as on Tiktok as I did on Twitter: I'm very funny in topical and extremely bite sized pieces.

“We have to paint a picture of what it might be like when things don’t suck — of what that might open up for us when we have the chance to breathe...it’s about what that economic security might make possible for us beyond the money. Our…ambitions have changed. Our politics needs to change with them”

Do you ever think about how much more of your DNA is out in the world if you have chronic hair loss/shedding?? Like what if it lands in a crime scene? 😆

Wild how the Fed chair saying that *entire regions of the United States* won’t be able to get a mortgage in the next decade barely registered as a news event

I am one (more) minor inconvenience away from just setting something on fire.

My annual petition to bring back the MANI CAM to the Oscars Red Carpet! It was my absolute favorite. 🤣

At least the rich guys around the turn of the 20th built libraries and stuff as extracurriculars. The guys today seem largely focused on being upset that some people find them obnoxious

“Terrible things are happening outside. Poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes. Families are torn apart. Men, women, and children are separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared.”

Diary of Anne Frank
January 13, 1943

I love that French websites really make you work hard for the English translation button (if it even exists). Honestly I respect it.

You know what I forget exists until I attend a concert? Body glitter.

Also, yes hello again. Here’s a recent photo of me with my almost grown out grey hair!

Why is it not acceptable to wear sweatpants to work…? I know, I get to wear scrubs so it’s basically the same thing.. but it’s the mindset that comes with the sweatpants.

Do the kids still call it a thirst trap?

My therapist: So what’s going on?
Me: [gestures vaguely at… everything]