For years people made fun of big tech for inventing things that already exist and they responded with their magnum opus: inventing fascism. Incredible work

Good Luck Babe! but it’s sung by a hundred boys in bars

To the tune of jingle bells: ~OH percocet, percocet, molly percocet, chase a check, chase a check, never chase a bitch~

Number go up! We’re 60% funded! Can you help us reach 100 backers this week?

as an empathetic person who knows a lot of different kinds of people i support an extensive social safety net, good schools etc

but if i entirely lived the life i want to live my only contact with the government ever would be:

1. national parks
2. the post office

Im Going To Put Your Mouth On The Floor (With My Fists ) Feat. DJ Very Small Penis

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Grandma, No! an incredible, funny, quirky upcoming title has just been announced! 🥳

More like, Grandma, Yes! amiright?!👵

let me know if you're wanting to keep updated on this!

RTs appreciated 🤗

Maybe zoos actually aren't unethical, and we just think they are because they're all run by zoo-oligarchs

Hello I'm Rick Ross, and I'm here to promote healthy eating for kids!

~Everyday I'm crudité, crudité, crudité~

Am I Based, God? It's Me, Elon

~"Interior Chinatown", Hulu saviour, I'm watching Jimmy O Yang play a waiter~. Can't stop watching this show while humming Chip da Ripper