Landlord Tipper
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Every time i walk in a wily somalian store it smells like lemons
learning that the wily somalian has a 68 IQ but immense skill at scams
January 9, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Every time i walk in a wily somalian store it smells like lemons
Did we not all have a 2 week unit in 2nd grade on Atlantis? We learned about the history and the culture, the use of seahorses for example. I feel like there's a Mandela effect on this.
January 9, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Did we not all have a 2 week unit in 2nd grade on Atlantis? We learned about the history and the culture, the use of seahorses for example. I feel like there's a Mandela effect on this.
Get Michael Rappapoop off my fucking television set!
January 9, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Get Michael Rappapoop off my fucking television set!
More heckin good doggo drivel. Spare me in 2026!!
January 2, 2026 at 10:14 PM
More heckin good doggo drivel. Spare me in 2026!!
Proof that male loneliness is not a new phenomenon
im sorry guys but lee harvey oswald acted alone
December 17, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Proof that male loneliness is not a new phenomenon
"Women only belong in the kitchen or the bedroom."
You just want them to poop in the kitchen bro? You're going into 2026 with a poop on the table fetish bro?
You just want them to poop in the kitchen bro? You're going into 2026 with a poop on the table fetish bro?
December 17, 2025 at 4:24 AM
"Women only belong in the kitchen or the bedroom."
You just want them to poop in the kitchen bro? You're going into 2026 with a poop on the table fetish bro?
You just want them to poop in the kitchen bro? You're going into 2026 with a poop on the table fetish bro?
This is what Pam gives you at 3 hearts in Stardew Valley
December 5, 2025 at 9:12 PM
This is what Pam gives you at 3 hearts in Stardew Valley
Parcels these days sound like this:
No, but the POST OFFICE is SENDING ME!!!
No, but the POST OFFICE is SENDING ME!!!
December 2, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Parcels these days sound like this:
No, but the POST OFFICE is SENDING ME!!!
No, but the POST OFFICE is SENDING ME!!!
No it's not?
December 1, 2025 at 4:22 AM
No it's not?
Every thanksgiving I get these weird ass bot texts
November 27, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Every thanksgiving I get these weird ass bot texts
All dessert is pretty bad but you piggies will keep slopping it up. I'll be over here with another helping of dinner and a glass of water!
November 25, 2025 at 10:44 PM
All dessert is pretty bad but you piggies will keep slopping it up. I'll be over here with another helping of dinner and a glass of water!
Nice judgement bro. Is it value neutral?
October 29, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Nice judgement bro. Is it value neutral?
Taking a picture with silly ol me:
Okay now a normal one
Okay now a normal one
October 20, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Taking a picture with silly ol me:
Okay now a normal one
Okay now a normal one
Am I the only one that couldn't stand Jane Goodall?
October 2, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Am I the only one that couldn't stand Jane Goodall?
Gustave de Smut, that guy drew boobs and pussies
September 28, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Gustave de Smut, that guy drew boobs and pussies
Mango Lassi? Get yer fruity ass dog outta here!
August 16, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Mango Lassi? Get yer fruity ass dog outta here!
Discharge? I'm just worried about dis charge on my credit card, I didn't pay for that!
August 10, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Discharge? I'm just worried about dis charge on my credit card, I didn't pay for that!
"oh so God filled up a basketball with his breath?"
Holy freaking air ball 🤣
🎶But if you lookin' for me, I'll be on the block (oh, oh)
With my thang cocked, possibly sittin' on a drop now
Because I'm a rider (ay, yeah)🎶
Holy freaking air ball 🤣
🎶But if you lookin' for me, I'll be on the block (oh, oh)
With my thang cocked, possibly sittin' on a drop now
Because I'm a rider (ay, yeah)🎶
August 5, 2025 at 4:06 AM
"oh so God filled up a basketball with his breath?"
Holy freaking air ball 🤣
🎶But if you lookin' for me, I'll be on the block (oh, oh)
With my thang cocked, possibly sittin' on a drop now
Because I'm a rider (ay, yeah)🎶
Holy freaking air ball 🤣
🎶But if you lookin' for me, I'll be on the block (oh, oh)
With my thang cocked, possibly sittin' on a drop now
Because I'm a rider (ay, yeah)🎶
How fit is Hermione? You're knees hurt if you got that reference 🤣
July 29, 2025 at 10:08 PM
How fit is Hermione? You're knees hurt if you got that reference 🤣
Whoever wrote those messages in a bottle for nicolandria needs to be institutionalized. You people are sick!
July 14, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Whoever wrote those messages in a bottle for nicolandria needs to be institutionalized. You people are sick!
I get we all have to pretend we love Amaya but I know her screaming would piss me off in the morning!!
July 14, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I get we all have to pretend we love Amaya but I know her screaming would piss me off in the morning!!
Reading the wiki for head whole receiving it
July 12, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Reading the wiki for head whole receiving it
I'm starting to understand how Trump got elected!
July 12, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I'm starting to understand how Trump got elected!
They're calling it the worst season ever. I'll never forgive America for this.
July 9, 2025 at 2:20 AM
They're calling it the worst season ever. I'll never forgive America for this.