Lesley Porter
@yelsel.bsky.social
tattooed gossipy cat lady
outfit repeater
cool aunt®
#yxe
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outfit repeater
cool aunt®
#yxe
🏳️🌈
Those northern lights sure are amazing! Wow!
November 13, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Those northern lights sure are amazing! Wow!
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I'm so worried about what'll happen when our kids are old enough to have phones!!!! 😮😮😮
![A meme depicting a woman staring at her phone with one hand on her head, with the following text below:
IS YOUR CHILD TEXTING ABOUT THE WRECK OF THE EDMUND FITZGERALD?
What your Great Lakes maritime history-obsessed teen's text messages actually mean:
brb = bell rang bro
rofl = rang out for lost (crew)
bff = big freakin' freigher
lol = Load of Ore on the Lake
smh = shift minutes to hours
glhf = Great Lakes hella freighter
tbh = taconite be haulin'
stfu = steer the freighter upwind
tfw = that freakin' witch (of November)
asl = a ship lost
gg = Gitche Gumee
idc = immoderate deadweight capacity
btw = beneath the waves
afk = a freighter kaput
hbd = hauler's beacon down
ily = iron load yonder
jk = just [24] kilometers
lmao = lost my abyssal ore
nbd = north bound draft
glhf = good lord, hold flooding
omg = obliteratingly massive gales
tmi = too much iron
wtf = White Fish (Bay)](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ccm7gttkbfs2eyyrlpshmeun/bafkreib6ughtj23oqdskaisavrueyn6fijujbp2e663h6p6ukx74lbibyu@jpeg)
October 31, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I'm so worried about what'll happen when our kids are old enough to have phones!!!! 😮😮😮
My cat woke me from a dream last night where I was petting a raccoon. It was devastating. I may never pet a raccoon in my dreams again.
November 9, 2025 at 4:14 AM
My cat woke me from a dream last night where I was petting a raccoon. It was devastating. I may never pet a raccoon in my dreams again.
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Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment
November 6, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment
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how it feels to give a shit about baseball today
November 2, 2025 at 4:57 PM
how it feels to give a shit about baseball today
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happy halloween to what many people believed was the greatest tweet of all time
October 31, 2025 at 4:21 PM
happy halloween to what many people believed was the greatest tweet of all time
Watching all my Substacks move to Patreon
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October 29, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Watching all my Substacks move to Patreon
This time last week I didn’t know who David Harbour was, but now I’m deeeep in the lore of his Architectural Digest home tours videos.
October 27, 2025 at 2:24 AM
This time last week I didn’t know who David Harbour was, but now I’m deeeep in the lore of his Architectural Digest home tours videos.
As we enter the holiday craft market season, a gentle reminder: 3D printed dragons are not a craft.
October 26, 2025 at 12:52 AM
As we enter the holiday craft market season, a gentle reminder: 3D printed dragons are not a craft.
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Dreamed last night that Skrillex, an artist I have never listened to and am unsure if he still does stuff, released a CBD drink called Skrelax. “The ultimate in skrelaxation”. Ok
October 14, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Dreamed last night that Skrillex, an artist I have never listened to and am unsure if he still does stuff, released a CBD drink called Skrelax. “The ultimate in skrelaxation”. Ok
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i'm not saying there weren't real problems in '08-'14 but one of the reasons i think bluesky doesn't feel like early twitter is that there aren't fake scandals like obama's tan suit to make fun of
October 2, 2025 at 2:54 PM
i'm not saying there weren't real problems in '08-'14 but one of the reasons i think bluesky doesn't feel like early twitter is that there aren't fake scandals like obama's tan suit to make fun of
Well, *do* you remember the 21st night of September, or not?!!
September 22, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Well, *do* you remember the 21st night of September, or not?!!
Guess I’ll read 1984 again…
September 18, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Guess I’ll read 1984 again…
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TECH COMPANY: “Our new operating system is going to blow your fucking mind. It changes everything you can do, ever. Shit you haven’t even imagined. Buckle up, asshole, because this isn’t your dad’s user interface!”
OPERATING SYSTEM: (everything is slightly rounder)
OPERATING SYSTEM: (everything is slightly rounder)
September 16, 2025 at 12:38 AM
TECH COMPANY: “Our new operating system is going to blow your fucking mind. It changes everything you can do, ever. Shit you haven’t even imagined. Buckle up, asshole, because this isn’t your dad’s user interface!”
OPERATING SYSTEM: (everything is slightly rounder)
OPERATING SYSTEM: (everything is slightly rounder)
Why is Eugene Levy in a Tampax commercial
September 9, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Why is Eugene Levy in a Tampax commercial
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The worst thing about AI, aside from the theft and horrific environmental damage. Is that it's all so mindnumbingly uncool.
When a man draws Pregnant Sonic, it's a pure expression of the soul. To an AI it's just mathematical slop.
Max Headroom died for our sins.
#AI #AIslop #StopAI #Doom #Uncool
When a man draws Pregnant Sonic, it's a pure expression of the soul. To an AI it's just mathematical slop.
Max Headroom died for our sins.
#AI #AIslop #StopAI #Doom #Uncool
August 31, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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AI art does not exist. It is an oxymoron.
August 29, 2025 at 3:36 PM
AI art does not exist. It is an oxymoron.
On today’s episode of Why Is This In My Notes App
August 29, 2025 at 3:38 AM
On today’s episode of Why Is This In My Notes App
Big day for Basic Bitches®
August 26, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Big day for Basic Bitches®
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possible contamination with a WHAT
The FDA warns the public to not eat certain Great Value frozen shrimp at Walmart due to possible contamination with a radioactive isotope.
August 19, 2025 at 5:42 PM
possible contamination with a WHAT