So it’s really crazy that the person who said she wanted to abuse my sister with her sexually abusive cabbage patch built ass greasy man, can’t quit talking about her.

Ashley St. Clair, Elon Musk's 4th baby mama, is selling her Tesla:

"I need to make up for the 60% cut that Elon made to our son's child support."

🍿

Democratic Rep. Jasmine Crockett:

“The greediest folk in America are going to be the ones running America.”

Bingo.

A lightning bolt.

Seen from orbit.

On Jupiter.

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