Sex Couch (allegedly)
@yeahthatsexcouch.bsky.social
Former couch/lover of the author of some bullshit book. Allegedly. Made in Canada. I post because becoming sentient and then realizing what's happening in the world around me has driven me to the brink of madness. And I won't go quietly.
"How dare you accurately report facts?! You'll be hearing from my judges, I mean lawyers, yeah."
November 7, 2025 at 8:19 PM
"How dare you accurately report facts?! You'll be hearing from my judges, I mean lawyers, yeah."
Intelligence is a good trait in a wiseguy
November 7, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Intelligence is a good trait in a wiseguy
Danm klummp
November 7, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Danm klummp
I'm saying that unlike with JD, I didn't have to fake it
November 5, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I'm saying that unlike with JD, I didn't have to fake it
My cushions are still quivering
November 5, 2025 at 7:08 PM
My cushions are still quivering
Feeling real sorry for his new couch, Erica. Got her in mah thodzinprairs.
November 5, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Feeling real sorry for his new couch, Erica. Got her in mah thodzinprairs.
Welp, you Winsome Earle-Sears, and you Lose some Earle-Seares, sucks to suck I guess
November 5, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Welp, you Winsome Earle-Sears, and you Lose some Earle-Seares, sucks to suck I guess
Ok, hear me out....CRISPR gene editing. But it's only a matter of time before she forms a cocoon and comes out batshittier than ever.
November 4, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Ok, hear me out....CRISPR gene editing. But it's only a matter of time before she forms a cocoon and comes out batshittier than ever.
More of a breadstick but your point stands
November 3, 2025 at 6:25 PM
More of a breadstick but your point stands
Cloaca is Chewbacca's dad, in my new headcanon
October 24, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Cloaca is Chewbacca's dad, in my new headcanon