Sex Couch (allegedly)
@yeahthatsexcouch.bsky.social
Former couch/lover of the author of some bullshit book. Allegedly. Made in Canada. I post because becoming sentient and then realizing what's happening in the world around me has driven me to the brink of madness. And I won't go quietly.
Must have been a fun night. Almost noon and just headed back to the barn.
November 7, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Must have been a fun night. Almost noon and just headed back to the barn.
Yo, check out my secret garden. It's tiny fungus.
November 3, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Yo, check out my secret garden. It's tiny fungus.
These lil beauties are all over the place today
October 21, 2025 at 9:41 PM
These lil beauties are all over the place today
Hop-hop star Diddy and his "train daughters" wtf
October 5, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Hop-hop star Diddy and his "train daughters" wtf
No lie detected, also the Duck can get it
October 4, 2025 at 12:33 AM
No lie detected, also the Duck can get it
Twingers (that's Twin Gingers) Noodle and Soup
September 24, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Twingers (that's Twin Gingers) Noodle and Soup
Heavy duty industrial carpet/upholstery steam cleaner, recommended by 4 out of 5 Sex Couches
August 30, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Heavy duty industrial carpet/upholstery steam cleaner, recommended by 4 out of 5 Sex Couches
I'm not a mermaid, I'm a...
August 4, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I'm not a mermaid, I'm a...
The two tiny ginger lads that moved in recently are doing well, despite occasionally stealing dog food which results in truly hateful turds
June 3, 2025 at 3:29 PM
The two tiny ginger lads that moved in recently are doing well, despite occasionally stealing dog food which results in truly hateful turds
Cats love couches. Presenting Noodle and Soup!
May 16, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Cats love couches. Presenting Noodle and Soup!
I'll take two, please
April 17, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I'll take two, please
Frosted knothole, that one ice crystal that looks like it's hovering is my hero
January 20, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Frosted knothole, that one ice crystal that looks like it's hovering is my hero
"I take back my vote!"
January 2, 2025 at 6:34 PM
"I take back my vote!"
Anyone surprised? Matt Gaetz did all the things he looks like he would do
December 23, 2024 at 4:13 PM
Anyone surprised? Matt Gaetz did all the things he looks like he would do
My kids ask to watch this video a few times a week. Hearing little kids yelling, "BEATSIE BOYS KNOWN TO LET THE BEAT....NNNDROP" never gets old
December 14, 2024 at 7:26 PM
My kids ask to watch this video a few times a week. Hearing little kids yelling, "BEATSIE BOYS KNOWN TO LET THE BEAT....NNNDROP" never gets old
They don't know it's Friday the Thirteenth
December 13, 2024 at 6:50 PM
They don't know it's Friday the Thirteenth
From me and mine, to you and yours :
December 12, 2024 at 2:43 AM
From me and mine, to you and yours :
Pizza cookie!
December 10, 2024 at 5:27 AM
Pizza cookie!
I had a whole rant on the subject of poopy buttholes a while back
December 9, 2024 at 5:47 PM
I had a whole rant on the subject of poopy buttholes a while back
What's "eagle-eyed" but for ears? Going with "owl-eared". Owl-eared viewers/listeners might hear ravens calling from inside these reckless young clouds as they race up the canyon.
December 7, 2024 at 5:49 PM
What's "eagle-eyed" but for ears? Going with "owl-eared". Owl-eared viewers/listeners might hear ravens calling from inside these reckless young clouds as they race up the canyon.
Fuck the police but call VPD if you see this dookiestain #VancouverBC
December 7, 2024 at 2:20 AM
Fuck the police but call VPD if you see this dookiestain #VancouverBC
Reply troll for the blocklist
December 6, 2024 at 7:47 PM
Reply troll for the blocklist
Towers of Aghasba has been fun, on PS and PC. Controls are a little janky, but sound and visuals are amazing, and you'll get multiple interactions with my BFF, Enchanted Dung
December 6, 2024 at 4:36 PM
Towers of Aghasba has been fun, on PS and PC. Controls are a little janky, but sound and visuals are amazing, and you'll get multiple interactions with my BFF, Enchanted Dung