CulturedOaf
@yawkley.bsky.social
I like talking about video games. Currently faffing about with some youtube videos.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGcXBPMhnQU6-nnqbxzhCfQ
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGcXBPMhnQU6-nnqbxzhCfQ
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"Tiger Woods is dating Donald Trump Jr.'s ex-wife, who kept Trump as her last name," I say. Forty-thousand bees descend on me instantly, killing me in seconds. That was the magic sentence, it turns out. The relief is immense.
March 24, 2025 at 1:54 AM
"Tiger Woods is dating Donald Trump Jr.'s ex-wife, who kept Trump as her last name," I say. Forty-thousand bees descend on me instantly, killing me in seconds. That was the magic sentence, it turns out. The relief is immense.
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Michael Clayton one of the great "tired guy" movies. It's a movie I think a lot of as someone who is tired and rundown all of the time now
March 19, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Michael Clayton one of the great "tired guy" movies. It's a movie I think a lot of as someone who is tired and rundown all of the time now
I've been watching/rewatching a Paul Newman movie every night for the last week and it's done wonders for my well-being. Watching Paul Newman for 2 hours will cure most physical and mental ailments. Highly recommended.
March 13, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I've been watching/rewatching a Paul Newman movie every night for the last week and it's done wonders for my well-being. Watching Paul Newman for 2 hours will cure most physical and mental ailments. Highly recommended.
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Throwing a big water fountain out a window like at the end of One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest to escape having to dance at a social function of some sort
March 9, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Throwing a big water fountain out a window like at the end of One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest to escape having to dance at a social function of some sort
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Having an amazing time at the Koreatown nightclub from Collateral. The place is packed and the energy is high, the girls look amazing, I'm pretty sure the FBI witness Peter Lim is here, too. I think this might be the best night of my life?
March 9, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Having an amazing time at the Koreatown nightclub from Collateral. The place is packed and the energy is high, the girls look amazing, I'm pretty sure the FBI witness Peter Lim is here, too. I think this might be the best night of my life?
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The job market has never been better for shills, stooges, and toadies of all stripes. Linkedin absolutely buzzing if you're a sycophant, a flunky, or even an unctuous little worm
February 20, 2025 at 3:02 PM
The job market has never been better for shills, stooges, and toadies of all stripes. Linkedin absolutely buzzing if you're a sycophant, a flunky, or even an unctuous little worm
Just landed my dream job as a corrupt morgue attendant. I let people who aren't with the police in to examine corpses that are connected to some sort of mystery.
I make 60k a year plus bribes and I am 100% guaranteed to wind up murdered.
I make 60k a year plus bribes and I am 100% guaranteed to wind up murdered.
February 17, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Just landed my dream job as a corrupt morgue attendant. I let people who aren't with the police in to examine corpses that are connected to some sort of mystery.
I make 60k a year plus bribes and I am 100% guaranteed to wind up murdered.
I make 60k a year plus bribes and I am 100% guaranteed to wind up murdered.
Time for my quasi-yearly rewatch of Miller's Crossing.
I ain't embarrassed to use the word. I'm talking bout ethics
I ain't embarrassed to use the word. I'm talking bout ethics
February 13, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Time for my quasi-yearly rewatch of Miller's Crossing.
I ain't embarrassed to use the word. I'm talking bout ethics
I ain't embarrassed to use the word. I'm talking bout ethics
They're actually working on Astartes II. Im not even a Warhammer 40k guy but Astartes is one of my all time favorite sci-fi short animated films ever. If Syama Pedersen is working on this I'll be very excited to watch it.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbgY...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbgY...
Astartes II – Official Teaser Trailer | Warhammer+
YouTube video by Warhammer
www.youtube.com
February 2, 2025 at 11:12 AM
They're actually working on Astartes II. Im not even a Warhammer 40k guy but Astartes is one of my all time favorite sci-fi short animated films ever. If Syama Pedersen is working on this I'll be very excited to watch it.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbgY...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbgY...
Median American voter is Leonard from Memento
-Heavy Brain Damage
-No memory of what happened 10 min ago
-Trying to unravel a conspiracy to no effect
-Easily manipulated by unscrupulous con artists
-oblivious nature leads to death for many people
-Heavy Brain Damage
-No memory of what happened 10 min ago
-Trying to unravel a conspiracy to no effect
-Easily manipulated by unscrupulous con artists
-oblivious nature leads to death for many people
February 1, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Median American voter is Leonard from Memento
-Heavy Brain Damage
-No memory of what happened 10 min ago
-Trying to unravel a conspiracy to no effect
-Easily manipulated by unscrupulous con artists
-oblivious nature leads to death for many people
-Heavy Brain Damage
-No memory of what happened 10 min ago
-Trying to unravel a conspiracy to no effect
-Easily manipulated by unscrupulous con artists
-oblivious nature leads to death for many people
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The Chinese have developed their own open-source Hawk Tuah meme coin and the rug pull only uses one-tenth of the computing power and scams 15x the number of horny victims.
January 27, 2025 at 3:22 PM
The Chinese have developed their own open-source Hawk Tuah meme coin and the rug pull only uses one-tenth of the computing power and scams 15x the number of horny victims.
Celebrate Christmas by watching a UFC 5 video about my love for the southpaw triple attack and the mediocre results it provides
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUyQ...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUyQ...
UFC 5: Expanding the Triple Attack
YouTube video by Yawkley
www.youtube.com
December 25, 2024 at 5:13 AM
Celebrate Christmas by watching a UFC 5 video about my love for the southpaw triple attack and the mediocre results it provides
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUyQ...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUyQ...
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I agree no one will know how to read or write in 20 years but unclear why millennials think that because of this they'll rule as philosopher kings. What about the trajectory of the world makes you think these skills will be valued. At best you'll have a Gen Alpha boss who keeps you as an amusing pet
December 22, 2024 at 9:50 PM
I agree no one will know how to read or write in 20 years but unclear why millennials think that because of this they'll rule as philosopher kings. What about the trajectory of the world makes you think these skills will be valued. At best you'll have a Gen Alpha boss who keeps you as an amusing pet
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I wish I had speculated that it was a back injury that radicalized the CEO shooter. After I fucked my back up I seriously considered becoming a supervillain. If you're back is bad enough you should get one free kill on a CEO.
December 9, 2024 at 9:02 PM
I wish I had speculated that it was a back injury that radicalized the CEO shooter. After I fucked my back up I seriously considered becoming a supervillain. If you're back is bad enough you should get one free kill on a CEO.
If there isn't a movie or TV series about an assassin that hunts corrupt CEOs within the next year then Hollywood isn't serious about making money.
December 7, 2024 at 12:42 PM
If there isn't a movie or TV series about an assassin that hunts corrupt CEOs within the next year then Hollywood isn't serious about making money.
I made a video about the mechanics and thought process behind combo striking in UFC 5. It's been well received by the community
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zbj...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zbj...
UFC 5: Combo Theory
YouTube video by Yawkley
www.youtube.com
November 15, 2024 at 2:22 PM
I made a video about the mechanics and thought process behind combo striking in UFC 5. It's been well received by the community
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zbj...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zbj...