Who asked for cheeks for Christmas?
December 22, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Who asked for cheeks for Christmas?
My favorite recent 🍑 pic
December 4, 2025 at 3:08 AM
My favorite recent 🍑 pic
My boyfriend loves to put me in my place 😇
June 24, 2025 at 1:00 PM
My boyfriend loves to put me in my place 😇
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microwaves at work aren’t working so I had to sit on my morning Rice Krispie treat to warm it up with my big fat joocy ass and it’s like why do I even work here
June 10, 2025 at 12:52 PM
microwaves at work aren’t working so I had to sit on my morning Rice Krispie treat to warm it up with my big fat joocy ass and it’s like why do I even work here
2 months into dating another Aquarius, they got me gal 🥹💕
That being said, I can NOT date another Aquarius for the life of me. Please stay away from me as I am easily swayed by your charm lmao
June 5, 2025 at 2:12 PM
2 months into dating another Aquarius, they got me gal 🥹💕
Is it too late for hump day pics? 🍑
May 22, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Is it too late for hump day pics? 🍑
I’m so happy with how this shoot came out 🥹
April 29, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I’m so happy with how this shoot came out 🥹
Rewatching the Twin Flame Universe documentary and I don’t know how anyone ever believed these losers 😭
April 29, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Rewatching the Twin Flame Universe documentary and I don’t know how anyone ever believed these losers 😭
I love it when my man gets rough with me 🤭
April 29, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I love it when my man gets rough with me 🤭
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Update: he’s now my boyfriend 😳💖
I have such a crush on this guy and I hate how I get when I have a crush 🥲
April 4, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Update: he’s now my boyfriend 😳💖
I have such a crush on this guy and I hate how I get when I have a crush 🥲
March 3, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I have such a crush on this guy and I hate how I get when I have a crush 🥲
Just shared my birth chart with my crush, am I cooked? 😳
February 25, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Just shared my birth chart with my crush, am I cooked? 😳
My internet crush just hard launched his boyfriend on Instagram today. Brb gonna go run into traffic 🚗🏃🏻♂️
February 15, 2025 at 12:11 AM
My internet crush just hard launched his boyfriend on Instagram today. Brb gonna go run into traffic 🚗🏃🏻♂️
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need a gaggle of gays around me the next four years or i’ll go insane
January 29, 2025 at 12:04 AM
need a gaggle of gays around me the next four years or i’ll go insane
Over the weekend I was on a bachelorette party and the bride did a split on the party bus at the beginning of the night, injured herself, and had to be carried around all night 😭🤣
January 29, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Over the weekend I was on a bachelorette party and the bride did a split on the party bus at the beginning of the night, injured herself, and had to be carried around all night 😭🤣
Weekly reminder to NOT forget the Ella 👊
January 29, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Weekly reminder to NOT forget the Ella 👊
All my exes, lovers, besties, and favorite people in the world are all January babies (myself included) 😇❄️
January 24, 2025 at 4:26 PM
All my exes, lovers, besties, and favorite people in the world are all January babies (myself included) 😇❄️
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Locking in out of spite😔🤘
January 23, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Locking in out of spite😔🤘
I’m soooooo close to texting my ex after finding him on Scruff. SOMEBODY STOP ME
January 23, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I’m soooooo close to texting my ex after finding him on Scruff. SOMEBODY STOP ME
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someone pls play with my hole while we make out
January 20, 2025 at 5:51 AM
someone pls play with my hole while we make out
Downloaded Scruff today and met the hottest man who only lived two blocks away. So naturally I went out in the snow to smoke weed with him and suck his dick.
January 20, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Downloaded Scruff today and met the hottest man who only lived two blocks away. So naturally I went out in the snow to smoke weed with him and suck his dick.
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rest assured I will NEVER forget the ella
January 18, 2025 at 3:35 AM
rest assured I will NEVER forget the ella
Not a want but a need
January 18, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Not a want but a need