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Yappatron 5000
@yappatron5000.bsky.social
📍NYC
😇 Chaotic Good
Frozen cheeks 🍑❄️
February 2, 2026 at 10:51 PM
Who asked for cheeks for Christmas?
December 22, 2025 at 3:07 PM
My favorite recent 🍑 pic
December 4, 2025 at 3:08 AM
My boyfriend loves to put me in my place 😇
June 24, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Is it too late for hump day pics? 🍑
May 22, 2025 at 3:35 AM
I’m so happy with how this shoot came out 🥹
April 29, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Always
April 29, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I love it when my man gets rough with me 🤭
April 29, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Over the weekend I was on a bachelorette party and the bride did a split on the party bus at the beginning of the night, injured herself, and had to be carried around all night 😭🤣
January 29, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Weekly reminder to NOT forget the Ella 👊
January 29, 2025 at 8:32 PM
🤭😇
January 20, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Not a want but a need
January 18, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Do you have an arch nemesis? 🤨
January 16, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Okay but this new job got me together 😌
January 16, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Dolly Farton
January 10, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Does anyone else remember playing this game? The other day it popped up in my head and now I can’t stop thinking about it…
January 7, 2025 at 2:47 PM
My 🕳️ deserves nothing but the best!!!!
January 7, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Bestie clocked me 🤭
January 7, 2025 at 3:15 AM
New favorite pair 😌
January 3, 2025 at 7:47 PM
More cute outfits in 2025 please 🙂‍↕️
January 1, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I need to crush someone’s son under these cheeks asap
January 1, 2025 at 5:34 PM
*points to your face*

Is this seat taken? 🪑
December 30, 2024 at 8:52 PM
I can’t believe I shaved my chest for my entire 20s 😭 I’m so happy to be comfortable with my body hair now.
December 30, 2024 at 7:44 PM
Imagine being down bad for this man lmao
December 29, 2024 at 11:14 PM
No pants allowed until 2025
December 27, 2024 at 6:43 PM