some kind of
aLiEn OrGaNiSm
aLiEn OrGaNiSm
January 14, 2026 at 12:37 AM
some kind of
aLiEn OrGaNiSm
aLiEn OrGaNiSm
new boss approved Friday wfh! this is HUGE- 5 years with this company and I could only wfh for weather.
January 13, 2026 at 3:07 PM
new boss approved Friday wfh! this is HUGE- 5 years with this company and I could only wfh for weather.
fell asleep watching alien vod and had a dream Joe was a benevolent fighting AI and had collected chat from across our different realms and was taking us to his home base where he explained the Big Bad and we all turned out to be fairies, we were flying in fields of giant dandelion called Verstara
January 12, 2026 at 2:34 AM
fell asleep watching alien vod and had a dream Joe was a benevolent fighting AI and had collected chat from across our different realms and was taking us to his home base where he explained the Big Bad and we all turned out to be fairies, we were flying in fields of giant dandelion called Verstara
To honor your sacred vocation of Cyber Security
January 10, 2026 at 9:59 PM
To honor your sacred vocation of Cyber Security
Thinking about doing a Valentine’s Day tree this year
January 10, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Thinking about doing a Valentine’s Day tree this year
The smallest dogs make the loudest snores
January 6, 2026 at 12:52 AM
The smallest dogs make the loudest snores
what if this whole time I had a lovely wife named Amber
January 3, 2026 at 3:29 AM
what if this whole time I had a lovely wife named Amber
joe tried to expose me but I’ll expose myself @sashyenka.com
January 2, 2026 at 5:09 PM
joe tried to expose me but I’ll expose myself @sashyenka.com
this dinner is so terrible I’m not even sharing pics
December 31, 2025 at 11:03 PM
this dinner is so terrible I’m not even sharing pics
do you ever feel. Like a strip of green poop bags. Stuck in the courtyard lights.
December 28, 2025 at 9:19 PM
do you ever feel. Like a strip of green poop bags. Stuck in the courtyard lights.
Rozy got Hollander big pregnant.
December 28, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Rozy got Hollander big pregnant.
merry Christmas Santa’s bringing everyone fat asses and one million bucks babyyyyyyy
December 25, 2025 at 1:53 PM
merry Christmas Santa’s bringing everyone fat asses and one million bucks babyyyyyyy
Eating that famous Omaha style pizza for dinner!!!!!
December 24, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Eating that famous Omaha style pizza for dinner!!!!!
Reposted by shaney
“you ARE the christmas magic”, she whispered to herself while she made 3AM cinnamon rolls
December 24, 2025 at 8:46 AM
“you ARE the christmas magic”, she whispered to herself while she made 3AM cinnamon rolls
are you kidding me with these new Starbucks lids
December 23, 2025 at 12:34 PM
are you kidding me with these new Starbucks lids
how to get younger looking knees/surgery for younger looking knees/serum for younger looking knees/do people think my knees look old/makeup to distract from my old knees/reverse knee aging? How/facelift but for knees/kneelift/best cream for knees/retinol for knees?/new pants
December 21, 2025 at 1:35 AM
how to get younger looking knees/surgery for younger looking knees/serum for younger looking knees/do people think my knees look old/makeup to distract from my old knees/reverse knee aging? How/facelift but for knees/kneelift/best cream for knees/retinol for knees?/new pants
watching this mechanic sitting in my car with his lil clipboard doing his lil checklist just hitting the fattest rips off his geekbar
December 20, 2025 at 1:52 PM
watching this mechanic sitting in my car with his lil clipboard doing his lil checklist just hitting the fattest rips off his geekbar
this is my magical Christmas tree merry Christmas and happy Christmas and happy holidays and happy new year from me to you and yours on this special time of year that is this time of year
December 19, 2025 at 11:18 PM
this is my magical Christmas tree merry Christmas and happy Christmas and happy holidays and happy new year from me to you and yours on this special time of year that is this time of year
He goes through hell sleeping all day (he is making little huffs)
December 17, 2025 at 1:14 AM
He goes through hell sleeping all day (he is making little huffs)
No one at work can tell I went through the tiniest lil menty-b last week which is great, they all just keep saying they missed me at the holiday party (I am known to bring in da noise and also, time permitting, da funk)
December 15, 2025 at 4:38 PM
No one at work can tell I went through the tiniest lil menty-b last week which is great, they all just keep saying they missed me at the holiday party (I am known to bring in da noise and also, time permitting, da funk)