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Today Spotify told me I’m 68 years old.
December 3, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Today Spotify told me I’m 68 years old.
im of the opinon that if you don't try to deep throat every banana you eat, then you're gay.
November 21, 2025 at 3:23 PM
im of the opinon that if you don't try to deep throat every banana you eat, then you're gay.
November 17, 2025 at 1:55 AM
The Pootiest of Lovatos.
November 8, 2025 at 2:10 AM
The Pootiest of Lovatos.
They got drinks at the airport for a reason
November 6, 2025 at 9:26 PM
They got drinks at the airport for a reason
May contain nuts? Don’t tease me with a good time.
November 2, 2025 at 12:53 AM
May contain nuts? Don’t tease me with a good time.
Wife: "It's gluten-free bread, it's not real bread."
Me: "TRANS WOMEN ARE WOMEN."
Wife: "Holy shit, calm down."
Me: "TRANS WOMEN ARE WOMEN."
Wife: "Holy shit, calm down."
October 31, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Wife: "It's gluten-free bread, it's not real bread."
Me: "TRANS WOMEN ARE WOMEN."
Wife: "Holy shit, calm down."
Me: "TRANS WOMEN ARE WOMEN."
Wife: "Holy shit, calm down."
When asked the question, "Are humans good or bad by nature?", think about Halloween. Think about how children, once they hit a certain age, begin bartering with their hard-earned candy for seemingly no reason. The children yearn for the consolidation of wealth, power, and Jolly Ranchers.
October 31, 2025 at 6:58 PM
When asked the question, "Are humans good or bad by nature?", think about Halloween. Think about how children, once they hit a certain age, begin bartering with their hard-earned candy for seemingly no reason. The children yearn for the consolidation of wealth, power, and Jolly Ranchers.
I'm pretty good at my job for someone with a cat that tries to stand on my keyboard every 10-15 minutes.
October 31, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I'm pretty good at my job for someone with a cat that tries to stand on my keyboard every 10-15 minutes.
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Happy Yankees Elimination Day 2025. Sixteen years, 0 championships, despite Brian Cashman annually averaging the second-highest payroll and spending $3.9 billion.
October 9, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Happy Yankees Elimination Day 2025. Sixteen years, 0 championships, despite Brian Cashman annually averaging the second-highest payroll and spending $3.9 billion.
A trans superhero with electric powers called "The Transgenerator"
October 9, 2025 at 12:49 PM
A trans superhero with electric powers called "The Transgenerator"
Your math makes me sad, math man. @redsoxstats.bsky.social
October 3, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Your math makes me sad, math man. @redsoxstats.bsky.social
Ceddane (lil papi) Rafaela
September 27, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Ceddane (lil papi) Rafaela
When life give you lemons.... idk maybe use them? I spent $5 bucks on lemons yesterday, where are you getting all these lemons from?
September 26, 2025 at 6:57 PM
When life give you lemons.... idk maybe use them? I spent $5 bucks on lemons yesterday, where are you getting all these lemons from?
When it finally happens I'm going into any bar with a touch tunes and paying to play "Ding-Dong! The Witch is Dead" 100 times.
September 25, 2025 at 3:54 PM
When it finally happens I'm going into any bar with a touch tunes and paying to play "Ding-Dong! The Witch is Dead" 100 times.
Doctors express concern over Trump's autism initiatives, and also how his body looks, stating, "We should stop taking medical advice from someone who looks like the Mucinex mascot."
Doctor expresses concern over Trump administration's autism initiatives
President Donald Trump on Monday used the platform of the presidency to promote unproven and in some cases discredited ties between Tylenol, vaccines and autism as his administration announced a wide-...
apnews.com
September 23, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Doctors express concern over Trump's autism initiatives, and also how his body looks, stating, "We should stop taking medical advice from someone who looks like the Mucinex mascot."
Being alive is giving me hives
September 12, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Being alive is giving me hives
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smuckers flamin hot grape jelly
September 10, 2025 at 10:44 PM
smuckers flamin hot grape jelly
@redsox.com, if you’re going to have a moment of silence when the Sox get home, please make it about the children killed in todays school shooting and not the man who advocated for less gun control.
September 11, 2025 at 1:41 AM
@redsox.com, if you’re going to have a moment of silence when the Sox get home, please make it about the children killed in todays school shooting and not the man who advocated for less gun control.
Hey Yankees, can we get a moment of silence for the three children who died in a school shooting in CO? Thanks.
September 11, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Hey Yankees, can we get a moment of silence for the three children who died in a school shooting in CO? Thanks.
Let’s fucking go Tigers, burry the skankees.
September 11, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Let’s fucking go Tigers, burry the skankees.
Update: The natural order of things has been restored following the Yankees moment of silence for Charlie Kirk. I am still unhappy, but at least the things I hate are aligned again I guess.
Damn it, I hate the current administration so much that I hate the Yankees less now??? THIS IS NOT THE NATURAL ORDER OF THINGS. FUCK YOU TED CRUZ YOU DIRTY RAT BASTARD. BUT ALSO GO SOX, IDK IM SO CONFUSED.
Yankee Fans welcome Ted Cruz to New York. Proud of my homies!
September 11, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Update: The natural order of things has been restored following the Yankees moment of silence for Charlie Kirk. I am still unhappy, but at least the things I hate are aligned again I guess.
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Your invitation to hate the Yankees
This is wild and obscene. How about the victims of mass shootings, such as the kids in Colorado today or Melissa Hortman.
"Both sides" nonsense. All power in America caves to the right wing.
This is wild and obscene. How about the victims of mass shootings, such as the kids in Colorado today or Melissa Hortman.
"Both sides" nonsense. All power in America caves to the right wing.
September 11, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Your invitation to hate the Yankees
This is wild and obscene. How about the victims of mass shootings, such as the kids in Colorado today or Melissa Hortman.
"Both sides" nonsense. All power in America caves to the right wing.
This is wild and obscene. How about the victims of mass shootings, such as the kids in Colorado today or Melissa Hortman.
"Both sides" nonsense. All power in America caves to the right wing.
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As a Bostonian, I have heard that the Yankees Suck.
September 10, 2025 at 11:55 PM
As a Bostonian, I have heard that the Yankees Suck.